Rock bottom? Derek Lowe shuts out Twins, admits he basically threw one pitch all game
|Joe Mauer hitting weak grounders has become a disgustingly familiar sight this season.|
With a .278 winning percentage, the Twins aren't far removed from entering the 'worst team ever' conversation. The modern day standard for ineptitude was set by the 1962 New York Mets, who went 40-120 for a nice round .250 winning percentage.
Let's hope to God that yesterday afternoon at Target Field was rock bottom for the 2012 Twins, because it's hard to imagine what getting worse would entail. During a 5-0 loss to the division-leading Cleveland Indians, the Hometown Nine were shutout by 38-year-old pitcher Derek Lowe. Was it a result of his dominating stuff? Hardly. Lowe became the first pitcher since 2002 to pull off a shutout without striking out a single opposing batter.
Then, as if to rub salt on the wound, Lowe admitted after the game that he basically threw one pitch all day long while thoroughly baffling the double play-prone and completely punchless Twins lineup.
The Associated Press' Jon Krawczynski offered up the following tweets while Lowe was speaking to reporters:
Derek Lowe said he threw only 7 or 8 breaking balls. All sinkers. "You just want to keep going at it until they make an adjustment."-- Jon Krawczynski (@APkrawczynski) May 15, 2012
On the bright side, after yesterday's dreadful performance, the Twins activated slugger Justin Morneau, who had been on the disabled list with a bothersome wrist. That'd be good news if Twins fans had any good reason to believe Morneau will be able to stay healthy and productive for an extended stretch for the first time since the summer of 2010.
Indians C Lou Marson on all the sinkers: "You do it until they prove you wrong or until they make an adjustment."-- Jon Krawczynski (@APkrawczynski) May 15, 2012
Maybe Ron Coomer can put down the microphone and take a few licks as DH? Come on, Terry, make the call, it's not like there's anything left to lose!
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