Semen-filled cupcake scandal rocks St. Paul's Como Park High School

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If the allegations are true, then the culprit needs to be banned from baking forever.
A 16-year-old student at St. Paul's Como Park High School brought cupcakes to his classmates on May 9. Nice gesture, right?

Well, it's not so nice when you fill one of the cupcakes with semen and give it to an unsuspecting classmate. And then threaten to burn down the principal's house after you get suspended for lacing your treats with that most illicit of all fluids.

As unbelievable as that all is, it's exactly what's gone down over the last couple of weeks at Como Park High, according to a Pioneer Press report.

The "creamy" cupcake recipient began getting teased by his classmates May 10, the day after he ingested the treat his fellow student gave him. According to St. Paul police spokesman Paul Paulos, the victim's classmates started asking him, "How he could do that, if it tasted funny, things like that, and he heard someone mention that semen was used in the cupcakes." The alleged culprit reportedly targeted only one of his classmates for the semen-filled surprise.
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These little guys definitely don't belong in cupcakes.

Unfortunately, the student had already eaten the cupcake, so it will never be conclusively determined whether the 16-year-old who gave it to him is truly one of the most dastardly teenagers in world history.

But the rumor itself was enough to prompt school administration to suspend the cupcake distributor, who then took to Twitter and threatened to burn the principal's house down. The principal reported the threat to police, who haven't arrested the student but have assigned an investigator to look deeper into the situation.

Threatening to burn the principal's house down is one thing, but giving someone a semen-loaded cupcake? That's just wrong, man, so, so, wrong...


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46 comments
paigetastic
paigetastic

semen in a cupcake!!???  Of course this is newsworthy!!!  Now I know to tell my daughter to NEVER eat ANYTHING that is brought to school by a classmate!!!  Couldn't this kid get a disease from that????

citywatcher
citywatcher

It's a ghetto school. My sister-in-law works as a teacher there and she's also a graduate from there. Ick.

Lawlezz
Lawlezz

If this is true that student has definitely earned himself a few days in the penalty box called Hell when he passes. #ToGross. If i was the kid that ate that cupcake...You just made a lifelong bully/enemy

Mytie Morgan
Mytie Morgan

I don't really have a lot of sympathy for a kid whose in school and still is stupid enough to eat a cupcake with a dick-sized hole in it.  They can't be teaching too much at that school.

media hater
media hater

its all bullshit. you people believe everything the media says

PRIAP
PRIAP

Sve je prirodno neškodljivo , šala mala, 

Guybrarian
Guybrarian

Who knows if there really was jizz in the cupcake?  The kid was prolly joking...  In any case, is this really news? 

DREAMY_BLUE
DREAMY_BLUE

At this age, a dozen cupcakes should not have been problem. With the help of a few friends they could have gone into business.  Gross as it may be, in this world we live in, these muffins would probably be a big internet hit.

Erik
Erik

this story could be taken down. It didn't happen. The kids just getting his mind messed with. 

Carlk2012
Carlk2012

This is the kid that ate the cupcake... There is no proof that he did or didnt do it. im the kind of person that does not strike back until I feel is enough so to speak. And as soon as I heard that he did, I knew that it would come back to bite him in the ass. And look what happened. Say what you wish but I know in my head that what I did was right. And thank you for the support to the people that know what he did was wrong:-)

Mrgasso
Mrgasso

That perp should be sent to prison and injected with Penis-Cillin by Bubba!

David Walsh
David Walsh

How proud I am of my alma mater at this moment.

Loonz
Loonz

As a Como Alumn, honestly not shocked at all. When I was going there I had a couple rules that would have saved him A. Never take any kindness at face value B. Never wear sweatpants unless you want to be pantsed C. If some goes high you cover low 

Anglsxst
Anglsxst

this is just crazy!! the fact that he can admit to doing it and then threatens to burn down someones house and not have anything done just shows what a piece of shit this law enforcement dept really is. Maybe when he does burn the house down he might get his hand smacked.

YoMammaDoe
YoMammaDoe

Damn it feels good to be a Cougar... the saddest thing is, is that i saw the kid react to hearing that there was jizz in his cupcake

Danielle
Danielle

This just made my day XD, who did this btw I wish to hug him!

David R
David R

I graduated from this school in 2004 and the kids were NOTHING like this... and it was only 8 years ago! I'm only 26 and I find myself saying "kids these days..."  They're little shit heads!! Most teenagers these days need a serious whuppin'. As Edie McClurg says in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off: "What a little asshole".

JonnyBeGood
JonnyBeGood

Sounds like another problem child just waiting to happen - why are the parents named and why isn't this kid arrested for making such a threat.  Trust me if that was my kid who ate the cupcake, I would not tolerate such lame reaction.

Kaylamarie1123
Kaylamarie1123

Seems like someone watched Van Wilder one to many times.

Way to go on being cliche and stupid all in one day!

haplito
haplito

There are any number of dudes I went to high school with who -- when they were kids -- I would not put this past. "Most dastardly teenagers ever"? Nope. He just got press.

What I'm shocked by is a high school boy baking something edible. 

Matt Butts
Matt Butts

Just curious ... how did the person who got the "lucky" cupcake know what semen tastes like?

Marcus Bachmann
Marcus Bachmann

I would know by the taste whether the cupcake had been tampered with...Yummy!

RabbitEars
RabbitEars

Whether they find out if he did it or not, him saying he did to other students, is enough for me. If I was that poor kid that ate the cupcake, the perp would be in for one hell of a summer. And my rule is 3 for every 1. You f#$k with me once, you get 3 in return.

StraightGrandmother
StraightGrandmother

Just curious if there was any undercurrent of trying to intimidate you maybe for sexual orientation or something similar. We hear so many stories about kinds who are not even gay being taunted that they are, just because the bullies use that as a weapon. OR is this guy just an absolute TOTAL jerk, with no "You must be gay you ate it"?

And I do not believe for a second there was anything in the cupcake it was simply a form of intimidation.

Derek
Derek

 you're right 8-15 years ago kids just went around school murdering everyone they like rather than jerking off in their cupcakes. Clearly it was so much better then.

Throwaway
Throwaway

I go to Como right now. There is hardly anyone like this - he is a total douche bag who has never had any consequences for his actions (got a girl pregnant as a freshman and pretty much ignored it). Most people hate this guy and feel bad for the kid who ate the cupcake. What makes me the angriest about this is that he tells everyone that he did this and swears that it's true, and the second he gets in trouble for it he goes right back on his word. He's the kind of guy who does stuff like this to try to impress people.

niggerniggernigger
niggerniggernigger

Because if we arrested every kid that bitched about how much he hated school online, within a generation we'd have nobody left to run the planet.

JustAGuy
JustAGuy

This kid was 6 when Van Wilder came out. 

Yo
Yo

The boy didn't know. Sounds like the others kids told him.

Kacie Carlson
Kacie Carlson

He didn't. It sounds like he was being taunted by other students.

niggerniggernigger
niggerniggernigger

Watch out, guys, we got a badass over here.

He talks about what he WOULD do.

EarsRabbit
EarsRabbit

 You're a total bad-ass, and a shining light of influence.

Jamesotto
Jamesotto

Ben and carl fight at northdale Friday 3 oclock be there or else your both some lil pussys that like to eat jizz cupcakes

HurdyGurdy
HurdyGurdy

And that matters because movies stop existing the day after they're released to the public.

Guest
Guest

"He" being Vladik.

BlackQueen
BlackQueen

Hey niggerniggernigger it's mighty funny it was a White Hunky European that did this! You damn dirty devils.

JonnyBeGood
JonnyBeGood

 I agree - I hope the bullied kid turns around and gets revenge.... on parents as well.

HurdyGurdy
HurdyGurdy

The one day, his kids can bully the shit out of the other guy's kids and justice will be had once and for all.

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