Janet Hall's boobs lured man into St. Paul alley, where he was robbed and beaten
|Who needs a gun when you've got boobs?|
Hall, a 31-year-old St. Paul resident, pleaded guilty yesterday to aggravated first-degree robbery after she used her boobs to lure a 50-year-old man into an assault and robbery.
On May 2, the man had just left Wild Tymes bar in downtown St. Paul where he saw Hall and a female accomplice. The two women propositioned him and flashed their breasts. Blinded by titties, he followed them into an alley... and you can probably imagine where it went from there.
In the alley, the victim was blindsided by two men who hit him in the head, knocking him down. While he was on the ground, the four assailants gang-beat him and then took his wallet, according to a criminal complaint. All four were eventually arrested and charged in connection with the robbery.
Consider this victim's sad tale a reminder, fellas -- don't let womanly wares cloud your judgment, even if they're unexpectedly beckoning you as you leave a bar. If it seems too good to be true, it almost certainly is.