Mysterious naked man photos, plastered in parks and on utilities, baffle Bloomington PD [PHOTOS]

Categories: Creepy, Crime
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Police want your help identifying this man.
It's been going on for a year, and Bloomington police have finally had enough.

Yesterday, the Bloomington PD reached out to the media and asked for help gathering information about who's responsible for the mysterious naked dude photos that keep appearing on utility poles, stop signs, and in area parks.

The photos show a white, middle-aged, crew-cut, birthday suit-clad man in various states of naked repose. A forest serves as his backdrop. Making the photos extra creepy is the fact that the man's face is manually blacked out with a marker. Police, however, scrubbed away the ink to reveal his face.

Here's a couple examples of the photos. Though cropped, they're still disturbing enough to deliver a chill:
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WCCO reports that the photos first began showing up in Bloomington last July, then stopped being posted for a while before reappearing last month. Plastered on everything from utilities to port-a-potties, the images recently began appearing in Eden Prairie as well.

Bloomington police don't know whether the naked man is the culprit or a victim. They ask anyone with information to call Bloomington Police Detective Kim Jones-O'Brien at 952-563-4924.
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Gianini Carrocio
Gianini Carrocio

We should let him continue, he is far too handsome a gentleman to interfere with his artistic vision.

King
King

Your comment is rather presumptuous. But that's OK, people think you're brilliant.

Jason Dorweiler
Jason Dorweiler

I think this guy picked the wrong dude to break up with

Waat
Waat

If it's actually the same guy putting the pictures up, thats hilarious.  He could have opened it up in MS Paint before printing and blacked his face out but used a marker instead and here we are.

swmnguy
swmnguy

It's a prank.  It's finally working, obviously.  It's annoying.  It's not a threat to the future of Western Civilization.

Mark
Mark

I fell asleep in Minnesota and woke up in Wisconsin!

Marcus Bachmann
Marcus Bachmann

I would be able to evaluate his condition more if I could see the complete photo.

Greg merkel
Greg merkel

Whoever is doing this is in serious need of some kind of mental health counseling!

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