The mysterious naked man police don't want you to see

Categories: Media, Police
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Remember that creepy old naked guy that you saw in pretty much every media outlet in town earlier this week?

The Bloomington Police Department wants you to forget him.

So much so that the department has asked media organizations to take down the pictures that the police themselves released in an effort to find the man.

Naked pictures of the man had been appearing around town, with the face blacked out. In a feat of epic sleuthing, police managed to erase the Magic Marker and come up with a recognizable likeness of the man whose donger was on full display.

Police released said pictures to the media -- it was all over the TV news as well as sites like, well,

Now police have issued the following request:

Police politely request that we all forget that creepy old naked guy.

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