Full-body spandex outfits "freaking people out" in Woodbury

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Apparently, there is a possible world there these outfits are cool, and it's called South St. Paul, Minnesota.
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If it is indeed the case that full-body outfits are cool in South St. Paul, then we must ask: What the frack isn't cool in South St. Paul?

A recent police blotter item out of Woodbury is so weird that it received "Police blotter item of the day" honors from Jim Romenesko's national journalism blog.

We'll just let it speak for itself. From the Woodbury Bulletin:
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Maybe the dudes meant their outfits get positive attention in South St. Paul, Mars or something. Because unless your legs and buns are exceptionally attractive, we're pretty sure that wearing spandex while out and about here on planet Earth won't score you cool points.

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10 comments
GreaseRagMpls
GreaseRagMpls

@wr3n Thought you'd linked to skin suits on bikes, but this a whole different kind of bizarre. I like that the photo inc modesty shorts.

swmnguy
swmnguy topcommenter

It's good to know they don't have any real problems in Woodbury.

JillCallison
JillCallison

@foseroo Made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

garciasn
garciasn

@NewsCut @citypages at least they posted an image allowable for commercial use.

CheyCab
CheyCab

@citypages: SSP? It's a foriegn country.Greatest culture shock of my life?Going from working in The North Loop to working that side of town.

wr3n
wr3n

@GreaseRagMpls So relieved for the modesty shorts.

foseroo
foseroo

@JillCallison That's what I'm here for! I had a good laugh too -- that's my hometown!

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