Full-body spandex outfits "freaking people out" in Woodbury
|Apparently, there is a possible world there these outfits are cool, and it's called South St. Paul, Minnesota.|
If it is indeed the case that full-body outfits are cool in South St. Paul, then we must ask: What the frack isn't cool in South St. Paul?
A recent police blotter item out of Woodbury is so weird that it received "Police blotter item of the day" honors from Jim Romenesko's national journalism blog.
We'll just let it speak for itself. From the Woodbury Bulletin: