Brett Favre's pubes for sale for $200 (or best offer) on Minneapolis Craigslist

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Brett's pube seller: The equipment staff "took Favre's uniform and pads from his locker and noticed his jock strap had more than the usual amount of pubic hair left in it."
SEE ALSO:
-- Brett Favre's penis revealed by Deadspin [UPDATE]
-- Brett Favre will have to testify under oath about "bad intentions" sexting


Who needs a game-worn jersey when you can have game-worn pubes?

Today, a Craigslist poster in Minneapolis is testing the proposition that you can sell anything on the internet -- he or she is hawking Brett Favre's alleged pubes for $200... or the best offer.

Thankfully, as you can see at the top of this post,  the Ol' Gunslinger's short 'n' curlies (as Deadspin so eloquently characterizes them) come safely enclosed in a plastic bag. Though after all Favre put his groin area through during the latter part of his career, you might want the additional protection of a Hazmat suit if you have 200 bucks to blow on a bag of sweaty, disgusting hairs.

Interested in stimulating the economy? Here's the Craigslist post (click to enlarge):
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Note how the pube bag is meticulously labeled with Favre's name and the date on which the sample was collected. It suggests that this "equipment manager" might have a whole collection of player pubes stowed away somewhere, doesn't it?

"These are game-worn pubes from a living legend, and they aren't going to a Green Bay fan." Purple Pride!


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41 comments
Patrick Murphy
Patrick Murphy

Yo Paulie, you're trippin' if you rely on either of those clown establishments for your news, boo.

kj5billion
kj5billion

@Vanitycult I wish this wasn't my favorite thing

baconface
baconface

It's so hilarious to me that people go all "Hurp a Derp" because someone writes something that's not hard hitting journalism, get over yourselves.

AJillSimons
AJillSimons

@atrupar this is so foul and so hilarious.

Laurdonhope
Laurdonhope

@citypages I am full of pity for the poor soul that might buy this. Not only disgusting, but very doubtful! DNA certified?

Nicholas Rupar
Nicholas Rupar

I demand a DNA test proving the authenticity of the pubes in question before I plop down a cool $200.

Nick Lucchesi
Nick Lucchesi

I'd put down whatever I was carrying and sprint in the other direction.

Maryam A Flomer
Maryam A Flomer

What the hell? Why would anyone want his pubes? Or anyone's for that matter, thats just gross! How did they get his pubes to begin with? Did someone just go up to him in the shower, grab a handful and run or what?

Jean Claude Cau
Jean Claude Cau

With that pube's DNA, we could clone him and make a NFL themed park called "Jurassic Pork".

Jean Claude Cau
Jean Claude Cau

With that pube's DNA, we could clone him and make a NFL themed park called "Jurassic Pork".

sarah_wolfe
sarah_wolfe

@texaszeller Had to share that one on the FB.

Melissa Mj
Melissa Mj

Oh good, just in time for the holiday shopping season!

Alexandra Kovarik
Alexandra Kovarik

congrats City Pages for reporting this first class story. Really?!

Alexandra Kovarik
Alexandra Kovarik

congrats City Pages for reporting this first class story. Really?!

Melissa Peterson
Melissa Peterson

Seriously is that what society has come to? At least Favre is a white, male otherwise I'm sure I'd be called a racist or woman hater. Whatever.

Melissa Peterson
Melissa Peterson

Seriously is that what society has come to? At least Favre is a white, male otherwise I'm sure I'd be called a racist or woman hater. Whatever.

Melissa Peterson
Melissa Peterson

Seriously is that what society has come to? At least Favre is a white, male otherwise I'm sure I'd be called a racist or woman hater. Whatever.

sarah_wolfe
sarah_wolfe

@texaszeller So much for the kids' savings.

Dan_H
Dan_H

@citypages bang up journalism you guys are putting out there. top notch.

texaszeller
texaszeller

@sarah_wolfe If i'd have known i could make money on my pubes i'd started saving them a while ago

sarah_wolfe
sarah_wolfe

@texaszeller AAAAAACK No more "p" word!

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