Ellen is a huge Vikings fan, cites Kluwe's "eloquent, beautiful" cockmonster letter [VIDEO]

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Ellen likes Chris Kluwe, therefore she's a "huge fan" of the Vikings.
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Either Ellen has a very strange taste in literature, or she didn't actually read Chris Kluwe's 'gays getting married won't automatically turn you into a lustful cockmonster' letter.

Because on her show this week, Ellen used some very strange adjectives to praise Kluwe's writing, including "beautiful," "amazing," "brilliant," and "eloquent." Telling homo-hater Emmett Brown that he comes across as a "narcissistic fromunda stain"? What poetry!

Here's a WCCO TV segment with footage of Ellen professing that "now, she's a huge fan of the Ravens and the Vikings." No, it's not because purple is her favorite color -- it's because Baltimore linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo and Kluwe are both outspoken gay rights advocates (the Ellen clip begins at about 1:05):



Though we love us some Kluwe, "beauty" isn't exactly the first thing that springs to mind when we try and conjure up a "lustful cockmonster." That said, art ultimately is in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?



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