Michele Bachmann's favorite porn movies that she doesn't want you to know about (NSFW)

Arnold The Fornicator

Starring Arnold Schwartzenpecker, this chronicles the Governator's fall from grace after a few dalliances with his hired help. Sure, Schwartzenpecker doesn't quite roll off the tongue like say, Arnold the Sperminator, everyone's accents are a little off, and the acting isn't that great (check out 1:14 for a guy in the background wondering what the hell is going on)... but, well, no one is here for the script anyway.

Here's the (verbally) NSFW trailer.


Sex, Lies, and the President

In the thinly veiled land of America Silverland, President Clinton Freeman gets caught with his fingers in more than a few pies. You know where it goes from there. One reviewer said in their extensive dissertation on this fine piece of skinema that "It's really rare to watch a modern adult film where it's so obvious that everybody is having a great time." Kinda like the real Clinton administration!