Wisconsin man arrested for humping discarded curbside couch

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Streator was somehow turned on by a discarded couch. We shudder to think what he'd do alone in Sears.
Gerald Streator, 46, is married and lives with his wife. Yet on September 3, he was busted having carnal relations with a discarded curbside couch in Waukesha, Wisconsin. Draw your own conclusions.

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An off-duty officer was jogging around 11 p.m. that night when he ran into Streator making love to a loveseat.

From the police report:
[The officer] observed a yellow couch on the side of the road that appeared to be abandoned. As he got closer to the couch he could see a subject leaing over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch. [The officer] indicates as he got closer to the couch he could see the subject was a white male and it still appeared that he was having sexual relations as he could see the male's hips thrusting up and down on the couch. At this point [the officer] decided to confront the male subject because of the inappropriateness of his action to find out if anybody else was involved. Upon approaching ten to fifteen feet from the male subject... [the officer] yelled 'what are you doing.' At this time the defendant jumped off the couch, looked at [the officer] and then began to run east from this location. [The officer] stated that when the defendant stood up and looked at him he could see that the defendant's penis was erect. [The officer] ran to the location of the couch and observed that there was nobody else on the couch and he believed that the defendant had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.
Well... that's Weird Wisconsin at its best.

The officer gave chase to the suspect, later identified as Streator, and though he was able to escape justice that night by "quickly pulling [his apartment] door closed behind him," the officer returned to his apartment the next day and talked to Streator's wife. She told him her husband works in the kitchen at the local County Springs Hotel, where he was arrested without incident.

Streator's charged with a misdemeanor count of lewd and lascivious behavior. According to the police report, he adamantly denies ever leaving his apartment the night of September 3. Streator's scheduled to appear in court next Monday, and thankfully for him, abandoned couches don't kiss and tell.

Hat-tip: The Smoking Gun


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31 comments
aceofspeeds
aceofspeeds

Dirty, dirty sex with a dirty, dirty couch. I wonder if he caught a case of bedbugs?

mamareen
mamareen

This story was Sofa King funny.

mplstim56
mplstim56

He shouldn't have ottoman.

 

but, any davenport in a storm.

 

 

 

Jcal6
Jcal6

@MeggiePie617 i hope he finished. Lol

bored_stiff
bored_stiff

@The_Yeti_Knows  I know a woodland creature by the name of Yeti who was caught having a hot passionate humping session on a mattress behind the White Swallow in San Francisco (gay bar).  He wouldn't have got caught be he kept shouting out Richard Simmons's name.

Steve Olson
Steve Olson

One bad call against the pack and look what happens!

KatieJane812
KatieJane812

@leiftheviking that sofa was on our curb. There is a couple mattresses on the curb now, wonder if he'd like that? Ha...

Andy Stealth Trattar
Andy Stealth Trattar

When he got out of jail do you suppose his wife made him sleep on the couch?

see_supra
see_supra

@ViaMarsala18 Bahaha. That's one suburb over from where I grew up.

dabates
dabates

@GeekAaron @citypages that's just .. awesome

Liesl Henz
Liesl Henz

I thought article was "...arrested for DUMPING discarded curbside couch" I'm so sorry I read this.

Lo_Kei
Lo_Kei

@sweatyed Maaaybe this would have been ok on a Wednesday??

Michelle Glass
Michelle Glass

Was it Kelsy Soby's? I heard she was getting rid of hers.

brandonlemke
brandonlemke

@xtinaluvspink umm, what!? Keepin' it real in the 'Sha, huh?

ccallaway33
ccallaway33

RT @leiftheviking Go Waukesha. Represent. RT @citypages: Wisconsin man arrested for humping discarded curbside couch - http://t.co/sXtPdcBC

Avidor
Avidor

@atrupar Did the judge sign a BENCH warrant for Wisconsin couch-humper?

Darin Back
Darin Back

Nice!..Nothing like a good hump day!

sweatyed
sweatyed

@Lo_Kei oh fersure. #humpdayhumping winning.

xtinaluvspink
xtinaluvspink

@brandonlemke you know it! That's how we roll.

atrupar
atrupar

@Avidor Lol. Good one!

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