Nicole Denzer of Circle Pines, 23, used her vagina to smuggle meth into jail

Categories: Crime, Drugs
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Denzer's trickery couldn't fool a drug-sniffing dog.
A drug-sniffing dog found a considerable amount of methamphetamine -- and a pipe -- in Nicole Denzer's vagina. Apparently she forgot to pack a lighter.

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Denzer, a 23-year-old Circle Pines resident, was traveling northbound on Lexington Avenue near 97th Lane Northeast around 5 a.m. the morning of October 2 when an officer observed her drive over a median. She had unspecified drugs in her car and was arrested for possession of a controlled substance, but little did officers know that was just the tip of the iceberg.

WCCO tells us about what happened next:
When [Denzer] was taken to Anoka County Jail, a drug-sniffing canine performing a search of the jail's containment units began closely sniffing Denzer's crotch, the complaint says.

Denzer told police she was hiding drugs in her vagina, the charges state, and pulled out a clear plastic bag containing 17 grams of methamphetamine and a pipe.

She has been charged with second-degree possession of a controlled substance and with introducing drug contraband into a jail
Denzer faces up to 25 years in prison and $500,000 in fines on the controlled substance charge, and another year in prison and $3,000 in fines on the contraband charge.

We're left to assume Denzer set out the morning of October 2 with the intention of smuggling drugs into jail. Because otherwise, wouldn't the glove box have been a much more comfortable option?


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DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

Denzer faces up to 25 years in prison and $500,000 in fines on the controlled substance charge


Welcome to Amerika, the most incarcerated nation on planet earth.

Mzpresident
Mzpresident

wow some people are just ridiculous you dont know shit about my sister and she is an amazing mother who hasnt touch this shit since  so stop talking shit and live your own fucking lives

Zbert
Zbert

So to the people defending her on here... hey she may be a great person, she may not be a 
"hoochie" or a "ho", she may not deserve 25 years (which won't happen anyway), but she is a Meth addict, and with that comes bad shit. 

If you are defending this crap your probably an addict yourself.  What is so false about this story that you guys are gawking about??? Here is the rundown, chick gets busted driving crazy, has drugs in her car, gets her vagina sniffed by a dog, dog finds drugs in her vagina.  

Not the sanest decision, which is typical messed up behavior of a frickin meth addict. If her friends are truly on here commenting... try getting her some help instead of enabling the behavior.

dave256
dave256

Show me the victim of this terrible crime.  She should be free to use her medicine.  That is a legal medication you know unlike marijuana.

mplstim56
mplstim56

Hell of of a beyotch........

the drug dog, I mean...

 

   good dog.

 

CharlieMacaw
CharlieMacaw

25 years in prison and $500,000 in fines on the controlled substance charge? That's draconian..Its not that big of a deal. Get the girl the treatment she needs. Prison is for murders and rapists, not for drug abuse.

Aaron Palmer
Aaron Palmer

EXACTLY!!!! if it werent for Facebook how could Ipossibly meet my daily quota of being told to fuck off and die

Valerie Rose
Valerie Rose

first off, Mary, where does it say anything about LOVE? And Joanna Marek, why is she no lady? Because she has a VAGINA???!!!! Oh, and Faith Barabas, the only thing gross is that you think a pussy is gross! Seriously, are you like 10? The only person who has anything to say that makes ANY sense is Matthew Markey, because HIS comment is the only one that makes this story ANY of your business!!!!! You people need to get a life and until you know what the fuck the REAL story is, mind your own business!!!!

nikkisbff
nikkisbff

 How can one be a "hoochie" when they're with ONE man for 10+ years ?? How do you get "hoochie" out of all this ? Nowhere does it state anything about anyone but her . All of you are complete morons . You don't know her nor do you know the situation so why comment ? Do you all believe everything you read ? A few statements they claim are actually false . You all need to mind your own .

getalifenbiggercock
getalifenbiggercock

you guys are all dumb as hell.  Go find something else to do and stop assuming shit.  I know this girl, and she is NOT a hoochie, and if you think that the picture is the actual picture of the shit they found on her, that makes you really dumb.  17 grams is NOT that much, and maybe all you guys who are talking shit need to worry about how SMALL your cock is! because if you think 17 grams is way too HUGE for any pussy, then youre saying your cock weighs less than 17 grams......and that's pretty small....so, looks like the jokes on you!

Matthew Markey
Matthew Markey

25 years in prison? Great place for our tax dollars.

CinBlueland
CinBlueland topcommenter

Sounds like a fast and wild ride.

(Hey!! Hoochies need love too :) )

Jean Claude Cau
Jean Claude Cau

Her mom got away with shoplifting a VW Beetle. Uff da.

Sara Haaf
Sara Haaf

Well they do call a meth pipe a dick.

seksi
seksi

MT @citypages Nicole Denzer of Circle Pines, 23, used her #vagina to smuggle meth into jail http://t.co/qmyyEr7U #sorryfeminists

Kyle Amundson
Kyle Amundson

Notice she was smuggling rocks, she didn't even break that shit up. No doubt that thing is all kinds of beat up.

Kelly McNutt
Kelly McNutt

Silly me but that just seems like a bad idea in any and all circumstances.

Ross Levine
Ross Levine

Lucky drug sniffing dog.... I think....

Mzpresident
Mzpresident

@Zbert she dont need anymore help shes doing fucking awesome thank you very much and this is all none of your business see and thats not what happened either dumb ass so maybe you should keep your comments to your self


nikkisbff
nikkisbff

One mistake you all think she's this horrible person , everyone makes mistakes . She's a great person no matter what you all think .

notaterribleaddict
notaterribleaddict

CinBlueland. TOO BAD SHES NOT A HOOCHIE BEEN WITH ONE GUY HER ENTIRE LIFE IDIOTS!!!!

 

laxx1559
laxx1559

 @notaterribleaddict Who really cares if she was.  Being a meth user kind of implies your not the most sexually conservative person.  Also, the 17 grams of METH. you should probably be trying to come up with some reasoning for her stuffing it into her cavity, and bringing it into jail.

getalifenbiggercock
getalifenbiggercock

 @laxx1559  @notaterribleaddict

 and really, being a meth user implies youre not the most sexually conservative person???? And you are an expert in what meth does to people? Really?  You obviously don't have a clue what you are talking about.  Being addicted to meth DOESN'T imply that you are a hoe, so do your research before you start running your mouth.  Do you know how many Doctors, Housewives, Trophy Wives, are meth users?????? You would be surprised.  Nikki just got CAUGHT.  And 17 grams is NOT alot size-wise.  Put some sugar in a baggie and weigh out 17 grams.  If your cock isn't bigger than the baggie, then you should be worrying about your SMALL cock, not nikki's legal issues.  And, if you are a chick, then if 17 grams looks like a lot to you, you have been tricked by your man......hahahahahaha!

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