Why did nobody vote in Minneapolis' Ward 10, Precinct 3B?
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|Turns out, walleyes have no interest in voting.|
But before you call the Election Integrity Watch to report voter fraud, understand this: If you wanted to take a poll of the living things in 3B, you'd need scuba gear.
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That's because the entirety of 3B is on the east side of Lake Calhoun. And since fish can't vote, no ballots were cast.
|Wanna vote in 3B? Take notes from Mr. Broflovski.|
On the bright side, you'll never hear a legislator say a city official "should be executed" because of long lines at 3B's polls. But unfortunately, if you wanted to vote there, you'd first have to install some gills via a South Park-style Walleyeoplasty.