"Ponder's wedding will be the first without a reception" [TOP 10 TWEETS]
5. The only non-media personality to make the list speculates on Christian's motives in humorous fashion:
Christian Ponder gets engaged after 1 month of dating. He knew he'd never win a ring so he just went out and bought one instead.-- Mike Graves (@MikeGraves_) December 4, 2012
4. Engagement is a two-way street...
Christian Ponder engaged to ESPN reporter. In related news, Vikings rethink engagement to Ponder.-- Tim Gihring (@TimGihring) December 4, 2012
3. Who says football can't teach you life lessons?
BTW, if Christian Ponder doesn't see the ring bearer within the first 2 seconds, someone needs to tell him not to flush from the alter.-- Phil Mackey (@PMac21) December 4, 2012
2. How will Steele feel about marrying an Arena Leaguer?
Ponder had to ask fast if Samantha Steele was going to achieve her goal of being engaged to an NFL Quarterback.-- Jason DeRusha (@DeRushaJ) December 4, 2012
1. Ricky Rubio and Kevin Love don't have rings on their fingers... yet....
In 1 week, Mauer gets married and Ponder supposedly gets engaged. The bathrooms at Seven are no doubt full of sobbing jersey chasers.-- Lindsay Guentzel (@LindsayGuentzel) December 4, 2012