Rush Limbaugh decries University of Minnesota's female orgasm event

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Rush: "Everybody knows an orgasm leads to smoking." That explains it...
During his radio show yesterday, Rush Limbaugh expressed bafflement about the University of Minnesota's upcoming female orgasm program.

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"By the way, batteries are not included at this event," Rush said, perhaps suggesting he's a stranger to un-mechanically induced O faces. "You have to bring your own."

Rush read the U of M's official event description -- you can check it out in our blog post from yesterday, linked above -- then, as you'd expect, sounded off in humorous fashion (this time, the humor appears to be intentional rather than unintentional). Here's a partial transcript of what he had to say:
Orgasm aficionados attending an event designed to help female undergraduate students achieve more and greater. Dawn, if you're daughter attended this school and that thing, what would your reaction be? You wouldn't be happy, right? How many of you guys hearing this say you volunteer to be professor? (laughing) How many -- he-he-he -- how many, "Hey, I'll show up and teach. No charge. I'll do it gratis, I'll comp it." This sounds like a thing made to order for Shawty Lo, the guy in Atlanta, the rapper, 11 kids with ten baby mamas. I'm not making it up, folks...

You know, the press release here on the orgasm seminar at the University of Minnesota doesn't say anything about lessons on faking it. Well, I assume it's hands on experience. How else are you gonna do this? But there's nothing here about fake orgasms. And I don't know whether they're gonna be giving away cigarettes. Everybody knows an orgasm leads to smoking. Everybody knows that. I'm assuming that orgasms are covered under Obamacare.

The cost of this thing, $3,406. That's what it's gonna cost the university. Why is this gonna cost anybody anything? It must be. The 3,000 bucks must be for the cigarettes, the postcoital tobacco bliss. Exactly right.
But the event does have its benefits, Rush. For instance, if Southeast Missouri State would've offered something similar while you were there, maybe you wouldn't be asking where the batteries are when the topic of O faces comes up.
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justwondering
justwondering

Rush simply picked up on every cliche comment that could possibly be made about this event.  If anything he's providing free marketing.  I did read the linked article about the event that appears to be an 'in your face' attempt to press private topics to the public arena.  I think Rush is the perfect candidate to supply an 'in your face' response to it.  If people were not so knee jerk opposed to Rush they would see that almost all of what he said could be found in the monologue of any late night comedian and they would probably laugh right along.

braidedmerkin
braidedmerkin

Give Rush a break. He's never been in the room during a female orgasm. He's uncomfortable with the idea even.

David Leonard
David Leonard

I'm no fan of Rush Limbaugh. But what exactly did he say that was so horrific? He made fun of an event that, let's face it, basically had it coming. The female orgasm? Yeah, that's a real high-brow academic topic for a public university. Come on.

kittynoodle1
kittynoodle1

So how many people will pay for this seminar (besides me with my tax dollars) ? Pretty funny...not.  Rush is correct to satirize these ridiculous things. 


Melissa Peterson
Melissa Peterson

Another reason why I would NEVER allow my kid go to the U! Now liberal enough to have a public forum on orgasms on the dime of students and taxpayers! BTW, you took Rush's comment out of context per usual.

D.p. Setzepfandt
D.p. Setzepfandt

When does Rush have time to read the event description? I thought he was always bangin' the Bible.....

Tony Blowers
Tony Blowers

You tolerant left sure are angry with someone who has a different opinion than you.

Sheldon Sieg
Sheldon Sieg

isn't he due for a cardiovascular event soonish. thought I had that on the calendar for last fall.

Dennis Ueland
Dennis Ueland

Can we please stop publicizing anything this waste of space says on hatefest.

Dana Froehlig
Dana Froehlig

orgasms to repubs come in the form of sadism, and or buying companies and laying off thousands of workers

Eric Foss
Eric Foss

Is not one really going to comment on this tumbnail pic? He looks like Jaba The Hut.

Diane M Rollie
Diane M Rollie

Rush shouldn't criticize something he's never had nor ever been able to give someone else!

jezebeljones
jezebeljones

It's called marketing, folks. They marketed this sexual education course (which does include talks about sexual health, making informed empowered decisions, etc.) to young college women. They knew they'd get more people to show up if they made it sound more titillating/controversial. 

C'mon CP. C'mon, Rush. How about a little common sense? If that saves one woman from having an abortion or getting an STD or getting raped, isn't that money well-spent? There's so much waste to report on, why choose something that helps women and cost (relatively) little? 

Well, we know why Rush objects: he's an unabashed misogynist.

Scott Edwin Rhamey
Scott Edwin Rhamey

Maybe this program should have been offered at the time Rush's mother was considering starting a family. She might have actually had kids that lived! Instead of big blobs breathing on our precious oxygen.

Chris Pederson
Chris Pederson

It's funny, because yesterday CP asked 'is it worth the expense to have this' but now that RL hates it you've apparently changed your mind?

Mark Jackson
Mark Jackson

Rush offered to help. Now that would be true research into cognitive dissonance. Determine how it is possible to orgasm in a room with Rush Limbaugh.

MicheleBachmann
MicheleBachmann topcommenter

If anyone would know about what women like sexually its stupid fat drug addict Rush.   I wish it was easier to overdose on oxycontin. 

_Joe_
_Joe_

Says the sex tourist who was caught returning from the Dominican Republic with illegal prescription viagra...

Reginald Tulk
Reginald Tulk

Why am I not surprised that he has no clue about female orgasm?!?

Jess LaRocca
Jess LaRocca

What an effing a-hole. Words cannot express how angry this makes me. What a misogynistic dumbass.

CinBlueland
CinBlueland topcommenter

@jezebeljones Just don't complain about tuition at the U. 

In theory, should this not have been directed at straight guys and lesbians? 


MichelleBachmann
MichelleBachmann

@MicheleBachmann But I am just jealous of Rush because he makes more money in one hour than I will in my entire life.  So I apologize.

ahugginkiss
ahugginkiss

@_Joe_ You KNOW Rush would be all over this if Dominican boys and boner pills were involved.

_Joe_
_Joe_

@MichelleBachmann Oh yeah.... SOOOPER funny.  Contribute to the conversation or stfu please.  Harassment ain't cool.

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