Marriage equality opponent's testimony about "ejaculation inside of a colon" is LOL-worthy [VIDEO]

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After watching Frey's testimony, we're not sure whether to laugh, cry, or do both simultaneously.
:::: UPDATE :::: Mike Frey, outrageous anti-gay testifier, is pastor at Baptist church in Waconia

As anybody who has covered government before can attest, public hearings on controversial issues can quickly spiral out of control.

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Case in point is the anti-gay marriage testimony offered up this morning by Mike Frey, a "concerned Minnesotan father and husband" who took it upon himself to explain anal sex to a committee of legislators in uncomfortably hilarious detail.

Here's a transcript of Frey's testimony, followed by the raw footage:
My name is Mike Frey. I speak as a concerned Minnesotan father and husband. And the thing about same sex marriage is that, people who are married, do have sex. And when same-sex people are married, they do have sex, there's something called sodomy. Sodomy defined in Minnesota is sex by or with the mouth or through the anus. When there is ejaculation into a vagina, there is a barrier there, as in your packet it states there, of a cellular tissue that doesn't allow the sperm -- that has an enzyme at the head of it, to penetrate the blood flow. It is designed to go to the egg -- that enzyme is designed to burn the outside membrane of the egg cell -- go inside the egg, and then deposit the DNA. We call that conception.

When ejaculation occurs inside of a colon it is a highly absorbent material, the cells do not have a barrier for the sperm and those enzymes to enter into the bloodflow. When the enzymes enter into the bloodflow and a continued, prolonged, um, environment to that happens these enzymes into bloodflow it causes what we know as AIDS -- acquired immune deficiency syndrome. AIDS of course brings on common diseases, colds and things, and it magnifies them to a point where it's unhealthy. Not only does it strengthen the disease within the carrier of AIDS -- the person that has a destroyed immune system -- but it also strengthens the disease that can be spread to the society at large.

There is an example in Los Angeles County, California, where among the gay community a rash almost like boils, and a very raw skin broke out on the hands, feet, butt, mouth of these gay communities and they couldn't find a cure for it for a long time. Their doctors called the Centers for Disease Control and they couldn't find this cure for it. The cure they found, a very extrenuous [sic] antibiotic, was Zyvox. It cost $2,400 for one course of use.

I urge you to vote against the changes inside this bill, because it's going to put a health risk for the society at large and it's going to put a financial burden on the people of Minnesota to be able to support all the diseases that will come out of this.


We're sure that convinced 'em, Mike!

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SurprisedPerson
SurprisedPerson

So, AIDS is caused by human body manufactured enzymes?  Who knew!?

lunariously
lunariously

when people talk about same-sex marriage, they do understand that vaginas are also involved, right??

apemeyer
apemeyer

What these ignorant, uneducated citizens don't realize is that the more stupid that comes out of the mouths of same sex marriage opposers, the more people that will be outraged by lies and stand up for same sex marriage. Which will equal more political and monetary support to lift the ban on same sex marriage. We are so close to equality, keep your heads up!! 

green23
green23

So if gays can't marry, they won't have sex. And then AIDS disappears. That seems to be Mr. Frey's 'reasoning'. 

The most mind-boggling premise underneath nearly all of NOM's 'arguments" is that banning gay marriage will make the gays go away. None of them ever explain how that it supposed to work, much less how the *current* ban on SSM hasn't magically eliminated gays.

You don't have to approve of someone's behaviour to allow them to marry. We don't ban convicted murderers from marrying, and doing so would not reduce the number of murderers in the world. And allowing murderers to marry really hasn't made murder more acceptable, either. 

Conservatives are absolutely unwilling to take on the weirdness that pervades the evangelical faction of their Party, and their silence makes it appear as if they tacitly agree. Mr. Frey has the right to say supremely stupid things, but that does not mean that the First Amendment compels everyone to agree with him, or abstain from calling his stupid remarks out for what they are. 

Uh-oh. This means that we are in for more of the "Both sides do it, but when conservatives do it it's understandable" BS from Kirk.

Really
Really

This guy's "science" makes my head hurt with how stupid it is.

Really
Really

This guy's "science" makes my head hurt with how stupid it is.

Lisa Overby
Lisa Overby

So no heterosexual married couples engage in anal sex? ever? LOL

Lori Lynn Christiansen
Lori Lynn Christiansen

I couldn't watch the whole thing. I was embarrassed for him. Did someone tell him to shut his ignorant pie hole and sit down?

dtimm2834
dtimm2834

hahahahhahah.. i love it!.. so you think by NOT allowing it by law it just isn't gonna happen??..seems to me like you may have been doing your own research??

dtimm2834
dtimm2834

hahahahhahah.. i love it!.. so you think by NOT allowing it by law it just isn't gonna happen??..seems to me like you may have been doing your own research??

jeffreycowell
jeffreycowell

This man took the time to evidently put together a packet, write a speech, put on a nice suite, and stand in front of a senate hearing. At no point did he take the time to crack open a 5th grade health book, research at all; and he assumes that it is 1981, and nobody in the gay community has heard of contraceptives. Awesome.

BioBeing
BioBeing

This guy is a danger to society.  His information is false and would have huge implications to his congregations health.  

feistess
feistess

Mr. Frey, pastor of an independent baptist church in Waconia, will be doing the "the meeeeeeeeennnn liberal media was so unfair to me" circuit courtesy of NOM. 

scoobs
scoobs

This guy proves... you may be able to kill HIV with compounds found in bee sting venom, but you just can't cure stupid.

bulliesforromney
bulliesforromney

Behold, the World's Stupidest Man, Mike Frey of Minnesota, aka: a graduate of the Michele Bachmann Family Planning and Human Sexuality University.Yes, 'butt enzymes.' They soak into your head after it's been up your butt since the start of elementary school and make you really dumb.

Seed
Seed

Sure, this is great, but what I really want to know is what are his views on vaccination.

humburg.burt
humburg.burt

am.lawson, the problem is that there are kernels of truth to his incredibly wrong thesis.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1312412 shows that semen (or rather portions of semen) can induce colonic damage in laboratory models. But what are the clinical implications of this? Gay men aren't walking around with fevers after unprotected sex. 

I don't know that he actually did any research before he made his statement, but if he did, he used his data only to pepper his talk rather than inform his thinking.

am.lawson
am.lawson

Hey Aaron, want to maybe devote like a least a sentence to the fact that this guy's "hilarious detail" is also incredibly, mind-blogglingly wrong? Right now it looks like you're just saying it's funny that the description is graphic, not that it's extremely incorrect.

digitalprotocol
digitalprotocol topcommenter

this makes national headlines, makes MN a laughing stock.


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gabemichael12
gabemichael12

It is very obvious that the ass hole isn't getting any blow jobs nor does it remotely seem possible that he has ever gotten one.  Not too hard to understand why.  He needs a colonoscopy to find out just where all his bullshit is coming from.   There are lots of married men who have HIV from messing around sexually with other men, prostitutes and female lovers.   This dunce needs to bed educated.  Looks like another heterosexual living a sexless marriage.

Cheekymonkey
Cheekymonkey

How does one get called to speak in the Minnesota House, anyway? He gives his qualifications as "husband and father". That's it. No profession given. Certainly not a doctor. I Googled and found he's the pastor of a Baptist Church in Waconia. One of those churches where the women all dress like Mormon pioneers and the children's first names all start with the same letter. What a waste of our tax dollars, letting this fool babble about anal lesions... no wonder the potholes never get fixed around here.

Cory Walker
Cory Walker

WTF? Maybe someone should propose a bill for sterilization of idiots like this guy, God help us...

humburg.burt
humburg.burt

Wow. Umm, just hitting the highlights...

  1. Heterosexual transmission of HIV does indeed occur. See, "Africa."
  2. There is indeed a barrier to stop things inside the colon from making their way into the blood flow. The transient bacteremia that attends brushing your teeth and pooping is a simple matter for the immune system to handle. It is abnormal for fevers to attend sexual intercourse. (Something else, such as an allergy to sperm, would be a more likely cause of postcoital fever.)
  3. AIDS is not caused by spermatic enzymes making their way to the bloodstream. Ryan White did not die because he was constantly having sex with sick men.
  4. The MRSA outbreak from California to which he refers was just garden variety MRSA. If gay men are such a public health threat because they pass it between them during the course of sex, then so are high school wrestlers and MMA combatants. It is unclear that limiting the freedom of gay men to marry would reduce the societal burdens (if any) of MRSA.

BCH

Christopher Ries
Christopher Ries

Anyone else get the feeling that this guy is a liberal who lost big time when making a bet with friends?

lamanlvr
lamanlvr

Heterosexuals are fucking HILARIOUS.

Eric Shawn Smith
Eric Shawn Smith

You can turn an egg into an omelette, but, you can't turn an omelette into an egg.

asiapundits
asiapundits

Jesus, you just can't change stupid can you? This guy probably likes a bit of ejaculate in his colon but is too scared to admit it to himself, which is why he took time out of his day to testify about it in public. People are fucking crazy. Who is this guy, the Ted Haggard of Minnesota? - http://youtu.be/TJ0BK-1Bw2o

Melissa Ann
Melissa Ann

And of course that straight people have anal sex too! It's not just for gays anymore ;) lol

minipax
minipax

WoW!! The level of ignorance in that testimony is mind boggling.  So straight people can't get aids? lesbians cant get aids?  This guy is a health hazard.

Chris Welton
Chris Welton

At the end of the clip. He reads who is next to testify. Why is a member of a religious institution allowed to speak? Separation clause.

GeekAaron
GeekAaron

So without same-sex marriage, there is no anal sex?

Zachary Vex
Zachary Vex

I guess we all need reminding that the average IQ is 100 and half the population is functioning in some form below that number. And some are well below.

Jeanne Griffin
Jeanne Griffin

His kids were conceived with the lights off and a hole cut in a sheet.

am.lawson
am.lawson

@humburg.burt He's not talking about colonic damage. He's talking about AIDS. That is not how AIDS is contracted, nor does AIDS increase the strength of communicable diseases that could affect other people. That's ludicrous and dangerous information to propagate.

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