Shoreview woman to Lino Lakes police officer during tussle: I'll "use your skin as bread"

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Huntzicker allegedly threatened to use an officer's skin for the world's most disguisting sandwich.
While allegedly trying to beat up a female Lino Lakes police officer around 8 p.m. on May 1, 28-year-old Shoreview resident Rachel Huntzicker came up with a uniquely sick and twisted threat.

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She threatened to murder and dismember the cop. But in case that wasn't enough, she added that after the killing and delimbing was through, she'd "use your skin as bread."

KSTP, citing the criminal complaint, reports that the incident began when a Lino Lakes man called police to report Huntzicker for drunkenly following him home. The man told an officer he'd taken Huntzicker's car keys because she was too drunk to drive, but that apparently didn't deter her from showing up at his house (it's unclear what sort of relationship the man has with Huntzicker or how she got to his place).

When officers arrived, Huntzicker was allegedly drunk, belligerent, and violent. In fact, according to KSTP, she managed to land a kick to an officer's head.

Among other infractions, Huntzicker has been charged with a felony count of making terroristic threats that could land her behind bars for up to five years.

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27 comments
Normal1
Normal1

well I dodged a bullet there! hope to hear updates

squidfist1
squidfist1

bye bye Rachel. we all knew this was coming. on the plus side, your mug shot looks better than i remember you looking.

Mark Quinlan
Mark Quinlan

Ah, the charm one develops while under the influence of alcohol.

benwilinski
benwilinski

I know her too.  If any of this is true, she made some serious mistakes.  I feel though that I need to express that as far as I have known her, she has been very cool.  She was sober for a long time too, so the story gets much more sad.

  It is fun to pile on, but man this girl is in for it already.  I don't excuse any of the listed behavior but I'm going to take the opportunity to be compassionate.

mkd0
mkd0

Is she single? Asking for a friend.

Peter Gokey
Peter Gokey

It puts the mayonnaise on its skin or else it gets the hose again

swmnguy
swmnguy topcommenter

Yeah, I think somebody needs to keep a close eye on this chick while she dries out.  It can be really dangerous to detox when you've gotten that far out on the limb.  And then once she's more or less OK, it's going to take a few people's help to get her into the kind of thinking that most of us use. 

I mean, I've been pretty damned wasted in my time, and I've had a fairly low opinion of the police.  But when I've combined intoxication with police contact, some little voice in the back of my mind told me, "Hey, man; you're the one who's wasted.  You're the one who is causing people to notice what you're up to.  The cop just moves along and leaves you alone when you're acting reasonably, wasted or not.  So if the cop is paying attention to you, there's probably a reason.  Regardless, right now would be a good time to smile at the cop, chuckle, and say, 'Hey, Officer, I'm sorry if I'm creating a disturbance.  You may have noticed that I'm pretty wasted.  If you don't mind, I think it would be best if I just went along on my way and got some sleep.  Whaddaya say?' "

At least, that's what my brain tells me.  Nothing about murder, dismembering or cannibalism.  And I don't think I've ever been that wasted by 8:00 PM.

This lady needs to lighten up on the sauce.  Maybe more vegetables and some vitamin supplements, too.

scott.luse
scott.luse

Sounds like a change of diet is in store for her. Lots of pie in prison.

PHILBO
PHILBO

Is skin bread gluten free?

TC4L
TC4L

Yes.  We all threaten police and kick them in the head after drinking alcohol.

swmnguy
swmnguy topcommenter

@lindsay.smithOh my God!  I actually know this woman!  I knew her when she worked at the Historic Theatre Group, and I even know her current (at least, according to this site) boss, who is an old school friend of my wife's!  

Wow, sounds like something really messed-up has happened to her.  Sounds like there's a lot more to this story, and it is sad.  She didn't used to be crazy.

benwilinski
benwilinski

@squidfist1  I agree, let us be fair.

What is your real name?  You should get full credit for your schadenfreude. 

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