Bradlee Dean is hiring

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Bradlee Dean: Ditch-side orator. Job creator.
Kiddos -- wanna spend your summer outside Florida gas stations getting purse-swatted by women disgusted with your thoroughly Christian interpretation of the U.S. Constitution? Here's your chance! Bradlee Dean is hiring street team members... on Craigslist.

SEE ALSO: Bradlee Dean booted from school grounds, so he gives speech at the nearest ditch [VIDEO]

A job posting on the Anoka/Chisago/Isanti job board seeks "soldiers for Christ (2 Timothy 2:3) who are not looking for a job, but rather seeking an opportunity to fulfill their holy calling (2 Timothy 1:9)."

"We are seeking those who are thirsting for a place to grow and be challenged in Christ (1 Peter 1:16, Matthew 5:48, 2 Timothy 2:15); leaders with vision (Proverbs 29:18), who want to multiply (Matthew 9:37, Matthew 28:19)," the post continues.

Here's the full post (click to enlarge):

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As the portion of the text we highlighted indicates, applicants are asked to "understand the concept of Philippians 4:17." That Bible passage says: "Not because I desire a gift: but I desire fruit that may abound to your account." In other words, don't expect to many any dough working as one of Bradlee's underlings, kid.

On the plus side, since the boss always wears a tracksuit, at least prospective applicants can rest assured they won't have to invest a lot of money in a fancy new wardrobe if they're hired.

-- Follow Aaron Rupar on Twitter at @atrupar. Got a tip? Drop him a line at arupar@citypages.com.



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4 comments
SonofA
SonofA

The sweatpant thing bothers me.

pfaf0021
pfaf0021

Um, what's going on in his pants!?!

eanderson1974
eanderson1974

Oh be still my beating heart. My dream job. Working for that reject from the '80s.

swmnguy
swmnguy topcommenter

@pfaf0021 Yea, no kidding.  That is a disquieting picture.

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