"Superhuman" gray-haired woman steals decorative planter from Lift Bridge Brewing [VIDEO]

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"I bet there's three other old ladies in the car snickering and saying 'hurry up, lift with your legs Agniss!' one Facebook commenter quipped.
In a feat of strength Lift Bridge Brewing CEO Dan Schwarz described as "unbelievable," a gray-haired lady was caught on tape stealing a $125 decorative planter from the brewery's Stillwater headquarters during the wee hours of Saturday morning.

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"She had to have superhuman strength because we actually have rocks in the bottom of it," Schwarz told the Pioneer Press. "I hate to guess at somebody's age, but she looks like she's in her late 50s or early 60s."

Here's the footage:



Lift Bridge posted a still image from the surveillance footage on its Facebook page, and the post has already generated more than 300 shares and nearly 200 comments.

The possibly-powered-by-Ensure plant-napper drove away from the scene in a white GMC/Chevy pickup, but her license plate info wasn't picked up by cameras.

Several planters were stolen from Lift Bridge last summer, and Stillwater police have received other reports of potted plants being stolen this spring and summer, the PiPress reports. Might we have an elderly serial plant thief on our hands here?

-- Follow Aaron Rupar on Twitter at @atrupar. Got a tip? Drop him a line at arupar@citypages.com.

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18 comments
Gael Solon
Gael Solon

Gots to be a guy or at least a granny I don't want to meet in a dark ally

pmckasy
pmckasy

If it is a woman, she's much older than late 50's, early 60's the guy quoted in the article thought.  She looks like, and could be, any of my 70+ neighbors!

Robert Flitcroft
Robert Flitcroft

I agree with Jonathan looks like a dude wearing a disguise. if you enhance rhe video it looks like a man.

Carrie Ashurst
Carrie Ashurst

Too funny, i usually don't like sharing other peoples post but this is a must!thanks Lindsey Audrey

crquimby
crquimby

"she looks like she's in her late 50s or early 60s."

I love Lift Bridge, but I'm thinking of bringing over a couple of guys to show that punk what early 60's can do to his ass :)

Edward Vogel
Edward Vogel

Maybe a nurse. Some of them lift people in awkward positions on a daily basis.

Jean James
Jean James

You know it's really not funny. This woman is a thief. Hopefully she got caught?

digitalprotocol
digitalprotocol topcommenter

those planters are heavy as shit... what a lowlife this bitch is tho

Sande Miller
Sande Miller

Looks like a WIG ...they knew it was on video

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