Lonny Roseland, anti-gay church vandal, has an outrageous Facebook profile

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Lonny: "I lost a little more weight: I am now down to 138LBS! Take that you Fatties out there!"
Lonny Roseland admits he's the homophobe who kept vandalizing the gay-friendly Pilgrims United Church in Maple Grove. But on his Facebook page, he admits much more.

THE BACKSTORY: So this is the homophobe who kept vandalizing gay-friendly Maple Grove church... [PHOTO]

Since creating a Facebook profile in 2011, Roseland has used his status updates to sound off on Yahweh, his beloved Denver Broncos (he undoubtedly misses Tim Tebow), his desire to punch Mark Dayton "in the Nuts!"... and his favorite porn stars.

Here's some greatest hits from Roseland's can't-make-it-up timeline, starting from his early Facebook days and working toward the most recent updates. If you'd like to read all of them -- and of course you do -- click here.

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For Lonny's most recent updates -- including his reaction to the TV interview where he confessed to being the church vandal -- click to page two.



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Jerepa
Jerepa

I think someone needs to come out of the closet ASAP!

JoeGenius
JoeGenius

This seems like a really lame attempt at creating a fictional Republican caricature..... and yet he is real. Yowza!

Gary
Gary

"Lonny Roseland, anti-gay church vandal, has an outrageous Facebook profile"

And some sexy legs to boot! Lookin' good in those tube socks, Lonny!

Joseph Finley
Joseph Finley

One mean spirited BUFFOON! Sad thing is he is probably closeted!

Adam Mikelson
Adam Mikelson

This loon job needs to be locked up or shipped out!


swmnguy
swmnguy topcommenter

Well, there's obviously something wrong with this guy.  All the pieces kind of fit together to make a picture, don't they.  Too bad he's put this church to some trouble, because if he would actually hang around with people like the people who go there, they would befriend him and put him in the way of a lot of opportunities.  As opposed to the warped goofballs he seems to feel kinship with.

_Joe_
_Joe_

The thing that get's me about this guy is that his biggest beef with other "christians" is that they are the ones being hypocritical.  This guy makes me face-palm so hard I'm going to have a red mark for days!

Meghan Casey
Meghan Casey

So gay = bad, but pedophilia is ok? Got it.

Brie MacDougall
Brie MacDougall

Yucky. Seeing that very young looking (why is she dressed like she's 8?!) porn star runined my day. I hate you for exposing me to it and to this douchebag.

Andrea Hamilton
Andrea Hamilton

If Emmer runs again, we should remind him that this fuck is in his friends list.

Bob Alberti
Bob Alberti

And now some poor bastard's crazy brother in law has become an Internet celebrity...

skywalker
skywalker

Hates porn, but likes photos of young women in their underwear. OK, Lonny.

Ran Dazzle
Ran Dazzle

I can make my self have sex with women but you Lonny will still be a cripple.

yoopie93
yoopie93

@kennyX @Adam Mikelson   No, it's because we don't want an ignorant, homophobic-yet-obviously-deep-in-the-closet, wife beater-wearing, proselytizing, fundamentalist-but-porn-watching, racist, church-threatening, piece of shit, semi-retarded pedophile in our gene pool.  Any questions?

yoopie93
yoopie93

@kennyX @yoopie93   Oh @kennyX, is your life really that bad?  I realize that your wife and kids think you are a useless tool, and that the people at your work ignore you and tell stories about you when you're out of earshot.  So, I get that you need an outlet--any outlet, really--where you can try to stroke the tiny remaining shreds of your ego--even if that means doing so by having to troll websites in a conveniently anonymous way, and be the one guy who exists only to leave comments that run contrary to everyone else's.  It's really not so much an outlet for your opinions, though, as it is a cry for attention.  You might as well just leave a comment that says, "Hey everyone, look at me!"  I mean, you even have a shirtless photo of yourself as your avatar!


Alas, kenny, you'll find no validation for your pathetic existence here.  When your attention-seeking desperation reaches the fever pitch to where you're writing stupid shit like "All this man did was vandalize a church," it's just sad.  I mean, you actually invoked the old trolling chestnut of accusing me of being against those Wall Street fat cats.  Really, kenny?  What, you couldn't come up with a Hitler analogy fast enough?  And then you hit the trolling trifecta with that old trick where you offer us a deflection in the guise of a link to a story about a REAL crime that somehow shames us all to your inane way of thinking.  Wow.  Oh, and you even managed to get a racist dig in there with the "ghetto bitches" line.  Bravo!


You exhaust me, kenny.  Now I must go back to doing what everyone else in the universe is doing right now--ignoring you.


kennyX
kennyX

@yoopie93 So you think some crazy old man who is "an ignorant, homophobic-yet-obviously-deep-in-the-closet, wife beater-wearing, proselytizing, fundamentalist-but-porn-watching, racist, church-threatening, piece of shit, semi-retarded pedophile" is somehow a threat to society?

Let me guess, this man should be locked up and shipped out, but people like this should be allowed to roam free because they are "victims" of racism and the evil, greedy white Wall Street investors?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glrh2JrtFOU

All this man did was express his opinion and (stupidly) vandalized a church. These savage subhuman ghetto bitches physically and verbally assaulted someone who most likely would have stood up for them if they were victims of discrimination. And you wonder why racism exists in this country?  There is a FUCKING REASON.

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