Pedal Pub crash: Top 10 jokes

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:::: UPDATE :::: PedalPub driver on last week's crash: "I can't imagine how terrifying that was"

First off, we extend our best wishes for a speedy recovery to the two people who were taken to the hospital after yesterday's Pedal Pub crash. Thankfully, it sounds like their injuries aren't life-threatening.

SEE ALSO: PedalPub driver responds to the haters [INTERVIEW]

That said, we can't ignore the fact that news of the crash generated cascades of LOL-worthy jokes on Twitter. Below the jump we share the 10 best we've seen.

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kezaezy
kezaezy

Looks like an Onion photo.

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

I can't believe people are so pissed off at the pedal pub. Wow, there are things that matter that could use this energy.

KosterFardos
KosterFardos

OMG APES OMG APES OMG APES E E E E E E E E

Matt Schieffer
Matt Schieffer

Was anyone else at that autumn beer review (I think) several years ago at the Grain Belt Brewery on the river there when they first unveiled these? It was so popular they ran out of liability waivers but people got on anyway and some idiot girl fell from the thing as it was moving, got underneath dan the whole thing lurched as it ran over her? Funniest thing ever. She emerged unscathed it appeared. Maybe she felt it in the morning. It was a portent I say.

Julie Haas Myers
Julie Haas Myers

City Pages readers rule...read the comments under any of the mainstream media posts about this "event", and its mostly holier than thou, tsk tsk finger wagging...sorry people got hurt, but drunken drag racing on a booze soaked bicycle is an accident looking for a place to happen! Go big or go home!!

Giovanna Fregni
Giovanna Fregni

I would have reposted this, but I am afraid somebody would see it here and think that a pedal pub might be a good idea.

Chris Klug
Chris Klug

Look at all that spilt beer. Sad

Danny Soltys
Danny Soltys

Injured in a Pedal Pub crash? Call Balenski, Balenski & Balenski.

Curtis Meyer
Curtis Meyer

This story is distracting us from real news: Laurie Forman died. Also, Egypt.

bryanwade3
bryanwade3

Everyone will remember this day & where they were at when this tragedy happened !!!!


Thomas W. Gasior
Thomas W. Gasior

Best comment I saw was " This is why we can't have nice things".

Robert VanZandt Jr
Robert VanZandt Jr

Yet another reason (as if we needed one) to ban this public nuisance.

Jordan Hanson
Jordan Hanson

well, looks like that industry is about to tank...

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