Jeff Wagner jerks off in latest campaign ad [VIDEO]
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In "Just A Normal Guy," Wagner plays the role of a jerk off -- literally.
The commercial begins with a webcam shot of a moaning Wagner moving his hand up and down in a self-pleasuring motion. His fun is interrupted, however, when someone knocks at his door.
"Ah, who is it?," Wagner says to whoever is trying to get into his room.
"Ah, man, I'm just studying man. I'm just studying, man, you know, campaign strategy stu-stu," he stammers as his climax is cut short by the intruder.
Then he shifts gears.
"Hi I'm Jeff Wagner and I'm running for Mayor. What just happened really didn't happen, honestly," he says. "But make sure you vote. November 5, vote Jeff Wagner for Mayor."
Left unanswered is the question why any of that would make anyone actually want to vote for him in the first place.
In any event, here's the footage, which you won't be able to unsee:
This video teaches us at least one thing about Wagner -- when it comes to manual stimulation, "Minneapolis' most eligible bachelor" prefers to work with his left hand.
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