This song parody of Lorde's "Royals" was written about the Cleveland Browns, but the lyrics could easily apply to the hapless Vikings.
Which is why we're asking you, our loyal readers, to record a Vikings version.
After all, are these lyrics not a perfect summation of our recent quarterback troubles?
No, I'm not proud of my quarterback
In a football town, no trophy envy
But every throw is like oh shit, hell no, what were you thinkin'
Get rid of the ball before you take a beating
We don't care, just give it to someone on our team
It's really good. Listen below and imagine this set to a montage of Vikings interceptions: