Adrian Peterson ranked as one of NFL's sexiest; Ponder snubbed [PHOTOS]
Here's how Stahler explained her overall methodology:
[I]t's only fair we appreciate their chiseled, Adonisesque forms. After all, the entire reason cheerleaders exist is to get sexual attention. Isn't our ogling really just leveling the playing field, when you think about it? So without further ado - or regard for overall NFL ranking or how many points they'd win in a Fantasy Football matchup - these are the sexiest NFL players of 2013.AP isn't the only Viking to make the list.
Ex-Gopher Eric Decker also ranks among Stahler's sexiest:
On the strength of the nude photo shoot he did for ESPN, Stahler ranks 49ers tight end (ahem) Vernon Davis as her sexiest player.
My only question: Where the hell is the ruggedly good looking, well-married Christian Ponder on the list? (Actually, I have two: Can you imagine the outrage if I put together a list of the WNBA's sexiest players?)
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