Fancy Ray makes late-breaking bid for mayor of Minneapolis

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In a late-breaking development in the Minneapolis mayoral race, local strip club spokesman Fancy Ray McCloney has tossed his hat in the ring as a write-in candidate.


McCloney joined a crowded field of 35 candidates that includes a fake Disney pirate, the Creature from Lake MPLS, and a lady wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.

All kidding aside, today is the day to go to the polls. There are several serious, viable candidates for the office of Minneapolis mayor, and this year's addition of ranked choice voting makes it all the more important to plan out your first, second, and third choice of candidate.

If you are looking for an introduction to the top six Minneapolis mayoral candidates -- including their best debate zingers -- we've got you covered here. To follow up-to-the-minute coverage of the Minneapolis mayoral race, just refresh this link.

And if you encounter any trouble at the polls, we want to hear about it via email.

Now go do your civic duty and write in Fancy Ray for mayor!

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15 comments
Will Mayer
Will Mayer

All kidding aside no one can replace RT Rybak. Coolest and best Mayor that Mpls has ever had. He is a gentleman and the finest public servant we have had representing our city.

Will Mayer
Will Mayer

Mary O'Heir, she would have Tim Johnson's vote.

Dana Froehlig
Dana Froehlig

yessss better than corporate cam the fake indie repub

Ran Dazzle
Ran Dazzle

the race is already a big joke..might as well throw him in too

Christina Callahan
Christina Callahan

There are only two words for the Mayoral race in Mpls - cluster and fuck.

Bob Alberti
Bob Alberti

Dang it! I was gonna run on the Procrastination Party ticket, but Fancy Ray got there first!

CRZ.
CRZ.

The Elections Department has previously stated that since no write-in candidates formallly registered as write-in candidates, none of their votes will be individually counted.  (They will be grouped together under the "Undeclared Write-In" banner - and then eliminated after the first round of counting.)  So....please vote for somebody actually on the ballot instead.  Like me!  Yes, definitely me.

CinBlueland
CinBlueland topcommenter

Time to see if the residents of Mpls are as dumb as those of New York

ajlalk3
ajlalk3 topcommenter

Everyone please vote for the guy who thinks Laura Ingalls Wilder is a god.

swmnguy
swmnguy topcommenter

@Tyler Chip Moody Suter   Really?  Do you think so too?

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