Minnesota Daily's finals week edition might've scared Al's Breakfast fans

Categories: Media, U of M
Today is the first day of finals week at the University of Minnesota, so that means the Minnesota Daily is out with its regular parody edition.

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As you can see above, this semester's issue makes light of two big issues facing the campus community in recent months -- the rapid redevelopment of the Dinkytown area, and a crime spree that has students petitioning for more cops on campus.

If you just took a quick look at the Al's headline, you might've taken it seriously, but a closer inspection should've cleared up any confusion -- the three stories featured in the banner across the top of the front page are all adorned with cat pics, with the middle one alluding to a story about a building being evacuated thanks to an "ass leak."

Sure, Chick-fil-A can do a number on your innards, and college students aren't known to maintain the healthiest diets anyway, but still, had there really been an evacuation due to flatulence yesterday, you can bet we'd have a post or ten up about it already.

-- Follow Aaron Rupar on Twitter at @atrupar. Got a tip? Drop him a line at arupar@citypages.com.


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4 comments
leahgaraas
leahgaraas

@AliLozoff you've made my day twice now. I was going to say that interviewee was a complete idiot.

leahgaraas
leahgaraas

@AliLozoff it's a spoof???? please yes. duh it's the final's edition! thank you thank you.

TweetsAreYours
TweetsAreYours

College students read newspapers? #TweetsAreYours

Yael Vargas
Yael Vargas

"had there really been an evacuation due to flatulence yesterday, you can bet we'd have a post or ten up about it already." I'm sure no one doubts that, it's not something to boast about.

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