Minnesotans have relatively small penises, study says
|Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Lakes and the smallest packages in the five-state area.|
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Looking for something a little larger? Travel northwest to NoDak. According to the study, NoDakians are packing the largest units in the land. No wonder it's so damn sexy up there.
As you might have already inferred, Condomania put together the list by looking at the condom sizes purchased from each state.
Here's the full ranking, with the states bordering us in bold:
1. North DakotaOf course, as a Time blog post about the study points outs, since the ranking is based merely on what condoms people are purchasing, "the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness."
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
9. New York
10. South Carolina
14. New Jersey
23. New Mexico
36. New Hampshire
43. West Virginia
46. North Carolina
But then again, the Dakotas do occupy two of the three spots on the largest list. Is it a coincidence or is there something male enhancing in the water up there?
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