I paid Minnesota taxes on a gram of marijuana
A blonde receptionist in a black sweater looks at me curiously. She reaches for the phone to alert staff upstairs of my presence. I stay calm and grab an empty seat.
No, I'm not stoned. A little known Minnesota statute has brought me here.
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For a while it worked. In 1991, the Minnesota Department of Revenue raked in an extra $652,000 from sale of the stamps.
By the late aughts, however, marijuana stamps sales had whittled down to zero. Why? No one knows for sure. But it stayed that way until 2012, when suddenly the number spiked to $7,539 -- all thanks to Stephen Conlin, a 53-year-old candidate for St. Charles mayor.
In court, his attorney pointed to inconsistencies in the language of the law, including this curious sentence near the top of the taxation statute:
"Controlled substance" does not include marijuana."They handed me a plate full of shit, but nobody seemed to have read the laws to realize that the plate they were handing me was solid gold," Conlin says today. "Everything I did was by the letter of the law."
The court didn't buy it. The taxation statute also makes clear that stamps do not provide immunity from prosecution. Conlin was sentenced to 90 days in jail. He's in the midst of an appeal.
Marijuana tax stamps are required in 20 states, according to NORML, though others have found the laws unconstitutional. The constitutionality of Minnesota's own law was upheld in a 1988 case involving William Sisson. He argued that his right of due process had been violated after authorities seized his car, trailer and lawn tractor in lieu of controlled substance taxes and penalties.