Jesse Ventura's Reddit AMA: Top quotes

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During yesterday's Reddit Ask Me Anything session, Jesse Ventura weighed in on topics ranging from the Patriot Act to Minnesota winters to the best way to become a "goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus."

SEE ALSO: Jesse has new TV show, still dislikes "Democrips and Rebloodlicans"

It was fun, wacky, and conspiratorial -- but would you expect anything less from our former governor? Below, we've compiled the 15 most entertaining things Ventura had to say during his AMA.

15. Like LRT? Send your thank you cards to Jesse

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14. As the saying goes, freedom isn't free

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13. If he could do it over again he wouldn't become a Navy SEAL

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12. Jesse doesn't have a warm spot for cold Minnesota winters

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11. The secret to marriage -- not partying with professional wrestlers, apparently

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(For more, click to page two.)



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14 comments
lockepoint
lockepoint

Jesse Venture had a unique opportunity to make a public and political difference in this world - on a larger stage than the millions of folks that actually do make a difference on a day to day basis.  Instead, Jesse proved true to his actual core - revealing himself as the pathetic, paranoid, self centered fool he actually is - the kind of person that gives clowns a bad name.

Cindy Lou Walker
Cindy Lou Walker

Dear Lawd someone please make him sit down and shut the hell up........please.

Kelly Andersen
Kelly Andersen

This is a scumbag who sues a dead mans wife to save face, He's an a$$clown.Who cares what He has to say about anything.

Robinetta M. Garcia-Hrbek
Robinetta M. Garcia-Hrbek

I repeat after Bachman's story. Why are we listening to him? Why are we wasting space with him? JOKE

Brent Colquhoun
Brent Colquhoun

Jesse Ventura .... man of action / finger pointer of blame !

Jean Claude Cau
Jean Claude Cau

..and the annual Pfizer Psychoropic Drug award goes to.....

Leslie255
Leslie255

Jesse Ventura is a liar, briber, bully and a fraud.

Ventura defrauded the people of Minnesota to become Governor by lying
about being a Navy SEAL. He stole the valor of others for publicity to win
the 1998 election by 56,363 votes, less than 3% of the 2 million votes cast. 
Ventura bribed a guy to leave the 1998 Reform Party so he wouldn't have
competition in the primary and when complaints were filed against him for
election violations he bribed the investigators to fix the investigation's outcome.
This is well documented in my book "ALWAYS CHEAT". 
Call me for a complimentary copy. Leslie Davis - 612-529-5253
Know the truth about Ventura here - http://jesse.ventura.tripod.com/

damnarama
damnarama

Hahahahaha at #14 and Gregg "Opie" Hughes.  Ohhh Opie and Anthony fans

digitalprotocol
digitalprotocol topcommenter

he only starred in the greatest movie ever made!



Tony Bones
Tony Bones

Jesse is the man! Am man for the people. A man of truth. A man that exposes corruption! DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODlicans: No More Gangs in Government

Jen Omlie
Jen Omlie

Any yet still....NOBODY CARES...lol

digitalprotocol
digitalprotocol topcommenter

@Leslie255  you are wrong, ventura was a member of the elite navy underwater demolition team. this was before the SEAL program and is the same thing.


bribery happens everyday all across america, big deal


you realize none of this matters and its all irrelevant, right?


so he defrauded nobody...how dare you

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