Comment(s) of the Day: The Uptown bro and his condo

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Uptown's first couple driving two blocks to the bar.
We know, we know -- this new Comment of the Day gimmick is supposed to be about the comment (singular) of the day. But we just had to go three deep after seeing some of the funny stuff ya'll came up with in response to our post about the softcore-style promotional video for EdgeWater 503's ritzy West Lake Street condo building.

Without further ado:

Bonus late-breaking entry:

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We plan on determining each day's top comment during the mid-afternoon, so if you have something to say and want to be honored, don't hesitate! Get your fingers moving and cut loose like the Uptown Super Bro does after a homemade cocktail or two.

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John Marden
John Marden

Bro -- I know you got a Maserati and all, but why in the hell would you DRIVE to all those places? They are less than a mile apart. Especially after the martinis. Although you should wear socks or those fancy dress shoes will give you blisters. Hilarious.

Harry Beckwith
Harry Beckwith

You think it's Jersey Shore now? Just wait til the entire East Coast starts to become submerged and people start moving inland. Can we quarantine these people, preventing migration toward LynLake?

Adam Hook
Adam Hook

...because Uptown needs another reason to be more expensive. I dislike like how the Ad emphasizes expensive imports. I especially dislike how it blatantly ignores independent artists and how walking friendly Uptown Minneapolis is. The target for this condo is not someone in this State but to allure a young affluent person from a State that has less beauty in the summer months. Because a Maserati and a open balcony facing the lake would be embarrassingly bad in the winter, especially for this lifestyle.

Pablo Charis
Pablo Charis

Great we found a the hive, now burn it down!

bherbd
bherbd

This could be me and you boo but you playin.

Tara Sibell
Tara Sibell

Holy wow I know them and they are both hot!!!!!

Brittany List
Brittany List

Lolol martini...give me the guy in a baseball cap and beer any day...

Randy Nordquist
Randy Nordquist

LOL. Minneapolis is so country. After making himself a fruit flavored cocktail Dude puts on cheap, ill-fitting clothes including a shirt collar that's at least a size too big. Then they have their little matching bathrobes on the balcony. Too much!

suzymartin
suzymartin

I was hoping for an American Psycho/Patrick Bateman ending to this where he slaughters the blonde with Prince's Purple Rain playing loudly in the back ground. (I would have said Huey Lewis but this is in Mpls, let's keep it local)


It would have been a vast improvement....

Kaia Rubin
Kaia Rubin

This could be you but you be living within your means .

Matt Connell
Matt Connell

Wow. They've gotten more publicity than they could've dreamed posdible.

Shane Willis
Shane Willis

It seems my $40,000 per year only affords me a two bedroom in the burbs and no car. Enjoy driving your Maserati's around Uptown. ;)

Shane Willis
Shane Willis

I remember when rent in Uptown was $600/month, gas was $2/gallon, cigs were $1.75 in a vending machine at the Uptown Bar and there was live music seven days a week, with a parking lot and no valet... Good Times!!

Kathy Conway
Kathy Conway

I've been gone for three and a half years. What happened??!!?? I don't want to have to come back to Northeast!! :(

DavidFoureyes
DavidFoureyes topcommenter

I justĀ really enjoyed the realism of the promo: Dude spends 400% more time looking in the mirror than he does at the lake and sunset.

Shane Willis
Shane Willis

Correct me if I'm seeing things. Besides driving the total one mile distance covered in a Maserati and buzzed, you wake up in the morning with a kid...? Huh? WTF...!!

Woo Hoo
Woo Hoo

All the douche are in Minnetonka.

Gina G Zappa
Gina G Zappa

Evict that douche to Edina!! Where is the original video?

Kim Kelley
Kim Kelley

Patti Stanger called...she wants you on her new Bravo show "Millionaire Matchmaker's Douchiest."

Jeff Skinner
Jeff Skinner

What's going on with her arm? Does she have two fingers on his Kimball organ?

Yvette Brockman
Yvette Brockman

All I see is a well-muscled clown with a spray tan, with a vending machine tat, and a whip that is not conducive to a brutal Minnesota winter. Martini...really? If that blondie was smart, she would find the guy drinking a beer.

Dave Kjellberg
Dave Kjellberg

Liberals need to take this guy's money away ASAP! He's adding pollution when he could be riding his bike down the middle of the road.

Kaia Rubin
Kaia Rubin

All this is saying to me is that it's ok to drink and drive and leave your child at home alone while you carouse around at the lamest gentrified area of Minneapolis. Being privileged must me nice ...

Lynne Rollins
Lynne Rollins

Worst commercial. So only douche bags may apply to live there I guess.

Kaia Rubin
Kaia Rubin

Driving to a restaurant 2 blocks away because that's how bad the parking is in the uptown/lake Calhoun area.

Dan Mason
Dan Mason

Whole lot of Jelly goin round.

Jeff Jara
Jeff Jara

Is this some kind of parody? It has to be.

Jake Lundgren
Jake Lundgren

I like how the prick makes her wait so he can sip a martini and gaze over Calhoun in empty contemplation.

Brian Reed
Brian Reed

Who knew Minneapolis was the new Phoenix? Bunch of "$50,000 millionaires"

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