Where should Obama go while he's in Minneapolis?

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Obama speaks in north Minneapolis in February 2013.
Today, President Obama comes to Minneapolis for an overnight trip. It's his second journey to the Land of 10,000 Lakes this year. (Check out our humorous post about the first here.)

He'll be at a private fundraiser hosted by Sam and Sylvia Kaplan tonight, and tomorrow, the president will deliver a speech at the Lake Harriet Bandshell. But assuming Barack has a bit of free time in between, what should he do with it? Below are some ideas.

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-- Barack could take a ride on the Green Line --

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Michael Hicks

The federal government paid for a chunk of the darn thing, after all. Why not experience the fruits of that investment while getting to see a slice of the Twin Cities core? (On the other hand, imagine the transit/traffic gridlock that would ensue if the president hopped on the train!)

-- Barack could hang out at Hidden Beach --

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Well, he has admitted to inhaling more than once, and no outdoor area is more ganja-friendly than Hidden Beach. (At least when the cops aren't watching your every move, as has increasingly become the case in recent years...)

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via BuzzFeed

-- Barack could stay a couple extra days and go to the Lynx game --

Barack is a big basketball fan, and the Lynx just visited him in D.C. a couple weeks ago to celebrate their 2013 championship: So why not return the favor by making a long weekend out of it and seeing the Lynx in action Sunday at the Target Center? I mean, it's not like he has anything more important to do this weekend or anything.

(For more, click to page two.)


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kurt124
kurt124 topcommenter

Planned Parenthood 66th and Lyndale. Campaign for some taxpayer funded abortions and more government workers. 

Sue Velure
Sue Velure

To Valleyfair to see the flooding, and maybe ride the wild thing with me. YEAH YEAH

Mike A. Fossati
Mike A. Fossati

Some of these comments are pretty fucked up. Tell us how you really feel.

Michelle Balck
Michelle Balck

Me. I'd like his ear about breaks for single people!

Jesse James Comeaux
Jesse James Comeaux

The home of my project, Honestly Harboring Hope & Humbly Honoring Humanity to HELP get my organization recognized for how it is GOING to CHANGE the way AMERICA is currently viewed. By many of the people who are going to make a DIFFERENCE in the lives of so many unfortunate individuals. Who have been dealing with the same tragedy that is taking over across our country. I have determination in my relentless efforts to make the poverty reduction strategy a reality. It really bothers me that, I can actually be a part of this community and I don't even have a say so in the end.

dontbother77
dontbother77

He should come to my house and watch my kids while I mow the lawn.

Sco Kel
Sco Kel

You have to earn respect. He should go back to Kenya , or hell

Rob Riemer
Rob Riemer

Red Stag Supperclub and Sexworld

Sco Kel
Sco Kel

He should go fuck himself

Nicolas Armstrong
Nicolas Armstrong

He should check out Gold Medal Park by the Guthrie at night and they should light up the 35w bridge red white and blue

Sherry Terlaak Graham
Sherry Terlaak Graham

He should give his fund raising money to the victims of the flooding in our state!

ron.fresquez
ron.fresquez topcommenter

To visit your mother in jail who was busted for turning tricks or your father for molesting children?

ron.fresquez
ron.fresquez topcommenter

That is so clever. Did you think of that all by yourself? 

ron.fresquez
ron.fresquez topcommenter

Looking for attenti because everyone hates you and thinks you are a psychopath?

ron.fresquez
ron.fresquez topcommenter

To visit your mother busted for turning tricks??

Alirox
Alirox

You're replying to dopes on Derpbook, Ron.

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