Not my pubes, the Ol' Gunslinger says.

Put your credit cards away, folks -- the Brett Favre pubes sale that took Craigslist by storm last week was a hoax.

SEE ALSO: Brett Favre's pubes for sale for $200 (or best offer) on Minneapolis Craigslist

In a Wednesday blog post entitled "No Country For Old Pubes," the person behind the purported sale writes that he came up with the idea as a way to test the limits of sports fans' fanaticism. Would they shell out good money for an ex-quarterback's alleged naughty hairs?

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Brett's pube seller: The equipment staff "took Favre's uniform and pads from his locker and noticed his jock strap had more than the usual amount of pubic hair left in it."

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-- Brett Favre's penis revealed by Deadspin [UPDATE]
-- Brett Favre will have to testify under oath about "bad intentions" sexting

Who needs a game-worn jersey when you can have game-worn pubes?

Today, a Craigslist poster in Minneapolis is testing the proposition that you can sell anything on the internet -- he or she is hawking Brett Favre's alleged pubes for $200... or the best offer.

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Favre is doing more in retirement than wearing Wranglers and mowing his Mississippi lawn.

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-- Brett Favre on ill-fated 2010 comeback: "The money was too good"
-- Brett Favre will have to testify under oath about "bad intentions" sexting
-- Brett Favre's Twitter password intercepted

Two years removed from the NFL, Brett Favre has resurfaced as the offensive coordinator for the Oak Grove High School team in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

So far, so good. Oak Grove crushed its opponent in the opening game of the season last Friday, winning 64-6. In fact, during Oak Grove's first offensive series, the team scored on a long pass play that was designed by the Ol' Gunslinger himself.


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Favre's 2010 season -- and, as it turns out, career -- didn't end well.

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-- Brett Favre will have to testify under oath about "bad intentions" sexting
-- Brett Favre's Twitter password intercepted

Think again, Vikes fans who thought the Minnesota Purple occupied a special place in the ol' gunslinger's heart.

Favre's disastrous 2010 comeback was pretty much all about the money, the 42-year-old retired quarterback told Deion Sanders during a radio appearance yesterday.

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Jenn Sterger wasn't the only hottie on Favre's mind in 2008.

Break out your most comfortable pair of Wranglers and take a seat. This should be fun to watch.

Brett Favre will soon have to testify under oath about racy text messages he allegedly sent to two female former New York Jets employees in the fall of 2008. Christine Scavo and Shannon O'Toole claim they lost their jobs as masseuses for the NFL team after Scavo's husband called Favre to confront him about the sexting and warned him to leave the women alone.

Last month, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Milton Tingling refused to dismiss the civil lawsuit the women filed against Favre, the Jets, and Lisa Ripi, a team employee who supervised Scavo and O'Toole, meaning will Favre will have to testify during the upcoming trial.

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Fake Favre's tweets were strangely un-scandalous.

​Just days after Brett Favre's official Twitter account went live, it was hijacked by an unknown "imposter."

Last Friday, Favre's website sent out an e-mail confirming that @BrettFavre4 has slipped from the former quarterback's grasp just like many of his poorly-thrown interceptions.

It's unclear whether the gunslinger will try a Twitter comeback with a different handle.

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Brett Favre had a price on his head.

​Brett Favre has responded to news the New Orleans Saints defense put a bounty on his head in an extraordinarily magnanimous manner.

"I'm not pissed," Favre told Peter King. "I don't think anything less of those guys."

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Brett Favre takes a dive for his buddy, Michael Strahan.

​Jared Allen finished just short of beating Michael Strahen's single season sack record this weekend, and ties the real record for sacks unassisted by quarterbacks.

If Vikings fans are looking for another reason to hate Brett Favre, consider this: He took a dive for his friend Michael Strahan in order to give him the sack record that eluded Jared Allen's grasp. With the phantom sack, Strahan reached 22.5 sacks, beating the record of 22 set in 1984 by Mike Gastineau with the New York Jets.

This year, Jared Allen had 22 sacks, setting a Vikings team record but falling 1/2 sack short of Strahan's bogus record.

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Favre is still retired, as of this moment. Check back in a few minutes.

​Brett Favre will probably not unretire again to play for the Philadelphia Eagles, according to sources close to the team.

Favre's decision not to come back, or the Eagles' decision not to take him, would prevent the ultimate media explosion of the NFL's penis picture-taker joining up with its dog fighter, Mike Vick.

The Favre rumors started first with a Philadelphia radio host who said the Eagles were interested. Without confirmation from either party, Vick himself took the rumors seriously enough to tweet that he'd be happy to play with the former Vikings/Jets/Packers quarterback.

Now Vick's tweet, like the rumor of Favre playing for the Eagles, has disappeared. But with the NFL lockout at an end, and teams able to contact players again, expect to hear more and more as the Favre rumor mill begins churning yet again.

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Sterger is now suing her former manager, but not Brett Favre.

​Jenn Sterger kept her silence about the Brett Favre sexting scandal for months, but she's talking now, and saying the firestorm of publicity over Favre's unwanted advances was humiliating and embarrassing.

"I haven't made a dime off anything in this whole situation. Not from the pictures. Not from Favre. I never wanted to sue anyone," she told ABC News. "I'm not a gold-digger."

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