The Onion didn't waste any time this week in ribbing Chris Kluwe. Only a day after the Vikings announced they were dropping their punter, the sports sections of the comedic newspaper published an article satirizing Kluwe's writings as an advocate for equality in sports.
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In the article, Onion-world Kluwe is now crusading for the rights of cut punters, and has authored an impassioned op/ed on the subject, "noting that such rejected special teams personnel routinely face discrimination from football organizations that won't allow them into the locker room, don't invite them to practices, and refuse to sign them to contract extensions."
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