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Old-school hog farming makes a comeback, thanks to some fine swine from Frankenstein.
Here's how you become one of those people who screams at his kid's coach.
Transgender hookers with rap sheets are successfully fighting deportation--by asking for asylum.
First, Houston's DNA lab became a laughingstock. Then its controversial director was murdered.

Continue reading "Minn. Republicans held their seats, but weren't well liked"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at December 2, 2008 9:42 AM | Comments (0)

Continue reading "Minneapolis's Joe Plummer supports Obama"
Posted by Erin Carlyle at November 26, 2008 4:40 PM | Comments (0)
Continue reading "Dayton replaces stolen laptop: Good deed or good press?"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 25, 2008 4:15 PM | Comments (23)
Continue reading "'Lizard People' voter supports Franken"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 25, 2008 10:47 AM | Comments (1)
Continue reading "Recount recap: Monday's exponential challenged ballots"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 25, 2008 10:24 AM | Comments (1)
Continue reading "Klobuchar's advice in recount: Become her best friend"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 24, 2008 4:00 PM | Comments (1)
Continue reading "'Lizard Person' voter loves attention"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 24, 2008 2:53 PM | Comments (1)
Continue reading "Lizard People voter comes forward"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 24, 2008 11:00 AM | Comments (0)
Continue reading "Senate recount rages on, even over the weekend"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 23, 2008 10:55 PM | Comments (0)
Greetings! It is I, the Count. You are just in time to count ballots with me. One, one ballot. Two, two, ballots. Ah ah ah! I love it! Isn’t that fun? Wait… this doesn’t look like two ballots.
During a tedious and often too-serious Senate ballot recount, the St. Paul Saints know how to lift spirits. In another smart public relations move, the Saints announced their next must-have souvenir: Count von “Re”Count. The figurine, which resembles a bobblehead, will instead have a spinning head that changes the winner faster than you can count ballots. One side is Al Franken, one side is Sen. Norm Coleman. Getting dizzy yet?
Continue reading "St. Paul Saints present Count von "Re"Count"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 21, 2008 5:49 PM | Comments (0)
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OK, you've had a whole week after the 10-day mark to take down your political campaign signs in your front yard and you still haven't done it. We know because we walk by your house every day and they are still there. The city and state say you should have taken them down Nov. 14, but now you've gone too far. Our plea to you: Please take down your signs and don't waste city money by making them send you a letter.
We know how great you feel when you walk into your home and remind yourself you did vote for the first black president. Or maybe the sign reminds you that you aren't as crazy as the rest of America that drank the Kool aid and voted that guy into office.
Why should you care? And why isn't this violating your freedom of speech? We interviewed Paul Smith, zoning investigator for Minneapolis' Community Planning and Economic Development department to find out.
Continue reading "Take down your campaign signs... or else"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 21, 2008 3:51 PM | Comments (1)
Earlier today, Norm Coleman's Senate campaign sent out this charming email announcement to reporters about the Fritz Knaak, Coleman's senior counsel for the Senate recount, daily update:
"Knaak, Knaak.""Who's there?"
"Not Fritz, we're giving the media a break today."
How clever! The campaigns have been holding daily briefings every day on the recount. Al Franken's campaign had a briefing earlier today.
Well, don't get warm and fuzzy for Coleman so quickly.
Continue reading "Coleman's camp temporarily charms media with a pun"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 21, 2008 2:21 PM | Comments (0)
The challenges from the camps of Norm Coleman and Al Franken are getting more intense, at least in Ramsey County.
The Star Tribune is reporting an increased number of challenges in what was a pretty calm recount site:
There were only 10 challenges Wednesday and Thursday, thanks largely to post-recount mediation sessions both afternoons during which county Elections Manager Joe Mansky and attorneys and volunteers from both campaigns sat down and whittled the challenges down when the voters' intent was clear.
Continue reading "Coleman/Franken recount update: Challenges galore"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 21, 2008 1:36 PM | Comments (0)
At least we don't have to go back to our polling place to vote. We really do have some things to be thankful for, if you can believe it.
Georgia Democrat Jim Martin is facing off with Republican incumbent Saxby Chambliss in a Dec. 2 runoff and President-elect Barack Obama is still dealing with election politics, says the Boston Globe.
The seat is pretty important to the new Obama administration. If Martin wins the seat and Al Franken squeaks away with a win here in Minnesota, the Senate will have a Democratic supermajority.
Continue reading "Why the Minnesota recount isn't so bad"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 21, 2008 11:00 AM | Comments (4)
Norm Coleman's and Al Franken's representatives at the recount sites are finally learning how to play the game. What's the best strategy? Contest every ballot you can for really ridiculous reasons. A random small dot? Or how about a little line on the BACK of the ballot? Oh this is silly.
Here is your recap of Day 2 so you are ready for Day 3.
Continue reading "Recount recap: Day 2 meant more contested ballots"
Posted by Emily Kaiser at November 21, 2008 8:28 AM | Comments (0)

