Bloomingdale's Mall of America location to close

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For the first time, the MoA is losing one of its anchor stores.
It appears the Mall of America isn't immune to economic malaise.

Cincinnati-based Macy's announced today that it is closing the Bloomingdale's store at the MoA after a 20-year run.

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Sarah and Bristol Palin receive a lukewarm welcome at Mall of America

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No throngs to pal with the Palins.
The rules set up by Mall of America officials for Sarah and Bristol Palin's book signing yesterday seemed to have been written in anticipation of an army of fans.

"'Camping out' is not allowed," the rules read. "Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to line up."

But there was no teeming crowd of rabid Palinites at 5 a.m. And less than a half hour into the appearance of Bristol, Sarah, and Todd Palin, the crowd had dwindled to a trickle of latecomers.

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Lego plans brick-by-brick renaissance at Mall of America

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The Lego Mall of America store is rebuilding
​Despite what it may look like, the Lego store at the Mall of America hasn't fallen apart. It's just rebuilding.

The store/awesome free kiddie playground darkened its doors two weeks ago, leaving small children and adult nerds going into Lego withdrawal. The four story monument to plastic and primary colors has been stripped to the studs and hidden behind yellow slabs of sheet rock.

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Mall of America to star in Learning Channel TV series

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Just in case actually visiting the thing isn't enough to whet your curiosity/appetite/desire to wander inside large cacophonous buildings, hear this: The Learning Channel is set to launch a reality series devoted our monument to consumerism.

"Mall Cops: Mall of America" kicks off at 9 p.m. May 27. The 12-part series will examine among other things Black Friday, Sarah Palin's visit, and how mall cops go about doing whatever it is that they do. Kevin James is not involved with the project.

Said it before: Our much-maligned mega-mall represents a highly evolved, if slightly mutated, specimen of a genus that sprung into being more than 80 years ago. It's a colossus of consumerism. So colossal, in fact, that we were way ahead of the Learning Channel with our own take. Read it here.

Dakota Rey Kohler-Lander, of New York, was 3rd Mall of America falling death this month (UPDATE)

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​Dakota Rey Kohler-Lander, of Schenectady, N.Y., was the man who died after falling from the fourth floor to the ground in the building's rotunda area just before 7 p.m. yesterday.

Security officers had approached him after responding to reports of a man with a knife. That's when he climbed over the railing and fell.

He was alive but barely breathing, with a faint pulse, when he was taken by ambulance to Hennepin County Medical Center. The county medical examiner said he died of blunt-force injuries, according to the Star Tribune.

You may remember that on March 1, a police chase that began with a hit-and-run accident at 98th Street and Grand Avenue in Bloomington ended with a man leaping to his death from the seventh floor of the east parking garage. And on March 8, another body was found outside the mall, this time on the ground beside the west parking garage.

Mall of America parking garage is scene of another falling death

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​What's going on here? A couple of weeks ago, Bloomington cops chased a suspect in a hit and run accident up onto the seventh floor of the Mall of America's east parking garage. There, the driver got out of his car and jumped to his death.

Now, according to WCCO, another body has been found at the giant mall, this time on the ground outside the west parking garage. Initial reports make it sound as though the victim fell from the structure. Why he fell isn't yet known.

Man arrested at Mall of America for throwing tomatoes at Palin

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​Jeremy Paul Olson, 33, has been identified by Bloomington police as the man they arrested on assault and disorderly conduct charges Monday for throwing tomatoes at Sarah Palin during her book signing event at the Mall of America.

It wasn't the only glitch of the day for Palin. One of the attendees brought a copy of the Nov. 18 issue of City Pages, in which we parodied Palin's book cover, subbing in Michele Bachmann for the former VP candidate and changing the title to "Going Crazy." Our slideshow captures the moment here.

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No deck chairs in line for Sarah Palin at Mall of America

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Sarah Palin, the former vice presidential candidate who traded in her job as Alaska's governor so she could make a mint with her memoir, "Going Rogue," is expected to draw a big crowd for her book signing Monday at the Mall of America's Barnes and Noble store.

How big? Let's just say that mall officials have told Palinistas they won't be allowed to camp out with deck chairs in the Rotunda while they wait in a potentially hours-long line to greet Mama Grizz.

Whether you want to praise her as the patriotic savior of the Republic, or call her out as an anti-intellectual embarrassment to all sentient beings, here's what you need to know for getting yourself a signed copy of Palin's book:
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Mall of America to foreign press covering Palin: We're sorry

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​It was all a big misunderstanding: Members of the foreign press who don't speak English are, in fact, welcome to cover Sarah Palin's book signing on Monday at Mall of America's Barnes and Noble store.

And, no, reporters will not be required to address the author of "Going Rogue" as "governor."

What's going on here? MOA had earlier issued those media guidelines for Palin's up-coming visit to the mega-mall in Bloomington. Red-faced mall officials walked back on that statement on Wednesday and apologized to the Palin camp. It was all a big misunderstanding, they said.

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MOA cops get 12 more episodes on TLC, criminals get another chance at cable TV fame

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If you've ever dreamed of getting your mug on TV doing something completely ridiculous with no concern for your criminal history or future employment, it's time to pack up your bag of surprises and head to the Mall of America. After a successful pilot of the "Mall Cops: Mall of America" on TLC last month, our mall cops will get 12 more episodes to show off their sweet skills. And if you're lucky, your embarrassing crime could get you 10 seconds of fame.

Although outrageous and annoying criminals are great TV ratings boosts (how else did Cops survive, people?) MOA says they have a lot of control of what gets on the show and they want to show off their preparedness for major attacks through self-defense techniques, medical training, a canine unit, and a bike patrol. Oh, and their super fast ability to call in real cops with guns when things get serious.

Taping for the new episodes starts Monday and will continue through Jan. 10. Episodes will start running this spring.

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