Michele Bachmann says gays are the real bullies

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Michele Bachmann has discovered who the real bullies of our society are, and they are the gays.

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Never mind that they have been systematically marginalized, that they face hate crimes simply for being themselves, that they couldn't even get married in Minnesota until recently.

No, the rich, white, straight underclass of our society is being intimidated by gay people.

"The gay community, they have so bullied the American people, and they've so intimidated politicians," Bachmann told radio host Lars Larson during a recent CPAC debate.

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Michele Bachmann claims Jewish Democrats "sold out Israel"

Michele Bachmann is out with her latest lunacy, and this time it's borderline antisemitic.

SEE ALSO: Bachmann says blacks were better off during slavery than under Obama

In an interview with Family Research Council Head Tony Perkins on Monday, Bachmann claimed that Jewish Democrats "sold out Israel" by supporting Obama.
reducing to rubble Israel."
reducing to rubble Israel."

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Michele Bachmann argues anti-gay bill is actually about tolerance

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Bachmann thinks businesses should have the right to not serve gays.
During an appearance on Wolf Blitzer's CNN show yesterday, Michele Bachmann used her unique brand of logic to argue on behalf of an Arizona bill that would've allowed businesses to deny service to gay and lesbian customers.

SEE ALSO: Michele Bachmann waves bag of gay-unfriendly Chick-fil-A [VIDEO]

"We need to respect both opinions," Bachmann said. "Just like we need to observe tolerance for the gay and lesbian community, we need to have tolerance for the community of people who hold sincerely held religious beliefs."

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Michele Bachmann stirs both racial and gender controversy... in one quote

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Lame duck 6th District Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has been laying relatively low of late, but a new interview with conservative columnist Cal Thomas illustrates she can still go on the record and drop some verbal bombs.

SEE ALSO: Bachmann looks extra creepy while attributing Benghazi, 9/11 to God's "hand of judgment"

In one quote alone, Bachmann managed to stoke both racial and gender controversy by saying that on one hand, Barack Obama was elected president because he's black, but on the other, Hillary Clinton, as a woman, won't benefit from the same "guilt."

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"If English was good enough for Jesus when he wrote the Bible" wasn't said by Bachmann

Did you hear the latest ridiculous Michele Bachmann quote about that multilingual Coke ad?

"If English was good enough for Jesus when he wrote the Bible, it should be good enough for Coke," Michele Bachmann is quoted as saying on Fox News in a viral image circulating Facebook.

Just one problem: She didn't say it, and a version of this fake quote has been circulating since 2011.

FOR REAL MICHELE BACHMANN QUOTES: www.shitbachmannsays.com

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Michele Bachmann's Stephen Hawking quotes are fake, people

The absurd Michele Bachmann quotes about Stephen Hawking you may have seen circulating around the internet are fake, her spokesman confirmed to us last night.

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No, Bachmann didn't really say Hawking's revised theory of black holes and his admission that a previous one is his "biggest blunder" underscores "the danger inherent in listening to scientists," as Andy Borowitz of the New Yorker wrote in a piece published on his blog yesterday.

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Michele Bachmann's latest family photo spoofs her favorite TV show

It's "Bachmann Abbey."
Say what you will about the Bachmanns, but this much is clear -- they know how to do a family photo right.

SEE ALSO: Michele Bachmann says she's heard from people who confused her for Miley Cyrus

The Bachmanns' latest picture, visible at the top of this post, spoofs the TV show Michele says is her family's favorite, Downton Abbey, complete with Michele in the role of the Dowager Countess.

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Marcus Bachmann's Bachmann and Associates Clinic is no more

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These two put the Bachmann in the former Bachmann and Associates.
Bachmann and Associates, at least we'll have plenty to remember you by.

There was that sliver of time not so very long ago -- remember, when Michele Bachmann was the frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination? -- that Marcus Bachmann's counseling clinic was in the national spotlight.

But at some point in the past several months, Marcus Bachmann rebranded his practice as Counseling Care, and Bachmann and Associates ceased to be.

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- Marcus Bachmann: The City Pages Interview

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Michele Bachmann planning to sue Obama over Obamacare fix

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Last month, she called for his impeachment, now she wants to sue. What's next, imprisonment?
Last week, President Obama announced an administrative fix to the Affordable Care Act that could help some of the 4 million people who stand to lose their health insurance as a result of the president's signature law stay covered for at least another year.

RELATED: Michele says that despite Marcus's "significant health issues," Bachmanns don't have insurance

The broader debate about Obamacare aside, Obama's announcement doesn't seem like it should be especially controversial, right? Yet during remarks made at a monthly conservative event sponsored by the Heritage Foundation, Bachmann characterized the move as "the essence of lawlessness" and said she and other Republicans are planning to sue the president over it.

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Michele says that despite Marcus's "significant health issues," Bachmanns don't have insurance

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Of course, it's Obama's fault.
In September, President Obama mocked Michele Bachmann's worry that the Affordable Care Act "literally kills women, kills children, [and] kills senior citizens." But if Bachmann can be believed, the law, combined with her stubbornness about using the balky HealthCare.gov website, might endanger the health of her colorful husband, Marcus.

SEE ALSO: Rick Nolan calls on Obama to "man up" and fire somebody over Obamacare website debacle

During an appearance on Wolf Blitzer's CNN show yesterday, Michele said Obamacare resulted in the couple losing their health insurance. She added that they're still living without coverage even though Marcus has "significant health issues."

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