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Winona County employees can wave bye-bye to Serra Paylin.

​This is looking like a grim week for smut. First, Craigslist takes down its "adult services" tab. And now we learn that there's going to be no more on-the-job hotel Skinemax for Winona County workers.

It's employees will be denied reimbursement for their work-related hotel stays unless they can show that the room did not offer adult movies. The language of the resolution says it will make the county a "leader" in preventing sexual violence, by "not utilizing businesses that provide services such as in-room, adult pay-per-view."

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​Remember the greatest moment in Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport history? Who doesn't?! In 2007, then-Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested in the airport after soliciting sex in the men's bathroom with the infamous wide stance and foot tap. He pled guilty hoping it would make the incident disappear, but when reporters got a hold of the dirt, his solicitations went viral. The St. Paul Saints even made a "bobblefoot" doll for fans to celebrate.

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​So much for the fallout from that sticky Hilton orgy. According to court papers, Deborah Smith and April Bezdichek have settled their lawsuits against the company and one of its managers after they walked in on a big ol' sex party for Hilton executives at its Minneapolis property in 2007.

From Bezdichek's complaint:

After she came into the room, Defendant Manager Vennewitz pulled her onto his lap and pumped her up and down on his erect penis. He told her how good it felt and tried to physically force her up to a hotel room.

From Smith's complaint:

When Smith opened the door to the banquet room, she saw various Hilton executives inebriated and engaging in sexual acts. In fact, she observed Hilton executives on top of a table engaging in sexual activity.

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If former NFL quarterback Steve McNair weren't already dead, he'd probably wish he was, given all of the sordid details of his extramarital love life getting dredged up lately. Now the tragic national story has a local angle, with an article in the New York Daily News that quotes an anonymous Minneapolis strip club business manager saying that McNair had a long-running affair with a local lap dancer. The juicy bits:

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Perhaps you remember Minnesota's biggest news of 2008: Several former Minneapolis Hilton employees sued the company after they claimed they were fired or harassed for not being down with the upper management orgy they encountered in the hotel conference space.

Well orgy participants have something to celebrate: Their open space just got a whole lot larger, thanks to a Hilton expansion. Grab your lube and head to the Hilton!More >>

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Normally when a company makes a video game about running their own business it's a total snooze, but when we got news of the new Hilton Garden Inn video game, we couldn't keep it in our pants. The company developed a training game for Sony's PlayStation Portable Platform where employees can pretend to deal with real life issues. Players take on routine hotel roles including front desk, housekeeping, maintenance and food service.

After the string of lawsuits at the Minneapolis Hilton accusing employees of hosting a hot-and-heavy orgy in one of their banquet rooms, we couldn't help but wonder: Does the game simulate virtual orgies? The game is named ULTIMATE TEAM PLAY (their capitalization, not ours) after all.

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We'd love to add Minnesota-raised heartthrob Josh Hartnett to our running list of locals getting busy in public (bathrooms and hotels only) but it turns out the story published in a UK tabloid about Hartnett's wild public sex was false.

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