Winona County wants porn-free hotels for workers

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Winona County employees can wave bye-bye to Serra Paylin.
​This is looking like a grim week for smut. First, Craigslist takes down its "adult services" tab. And now we learn that there's going to be no more on-the-job hotel Skinemax for Winona County workers.

It's employees will be denied reimbursement for their work-related hotel stays unless they can show that the room did not offer adult movies. The language of the resolution says it will make the county a "leader" in preventing sexual violence, by "not utilizing businesses that provide services such as in-room, adult pay-per-view."

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Larry Craig airport bathroom sex still hilarious on the The Daily Show

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Remember the greatest moment in Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport history? Who doesn't?! In 2007, then-Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested in the airport after soliciting sex in the men's bathroom with the infamous wide stance and foot tap. He pled guilty hoping it would make the incident disappear, but when reporters got a hold of the dirt, his solicitations went viral. The St. Paul Saints even made a "bobblefoot" doll for fans to celebrate.

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Deborah Smith, April Bezdichek settle orgy lawsuit against Hilton executives

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​So much for the fallout from that sticky Hilton orgy. According to court papers, Deborah Smith and April Bezdichek have settled their lawsuits against the company and one of its managers after they walked in on a big ol' sex party for Hilton executives at its Minneapolis property in 2007.

From Bezdichek's complaint:

After she came into the room, Defendant Manager Vennewitz pulled her onto his lap and pumped her up and down on his erect penis. He told her how good it felt and tried to physically force her up to a hotel room.

From Smith's complaint:

When Smith opened the door to the banquet room, she saw various Hilton executives inebriated and engaging in sexual acts. In fact, she observed Hilton executives on top of a table engaging in sexual activity.
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Report: Murdered ex-quarterback had affair with Minneapolis stripper

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If former NFL quarterback Steve McNair weren't already dead, he'd probably wish he was, given all of the sordid details of his extramarital love life getting dredged up lately. Now the tragic national story has a local angle, with an article in the New York Daily News that quotes an anonymous Minneapolis strip club business manager saying that McNair had a long-running affair with a local lap dancer. The juicy bits:

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Hilton orgies can expand to record-breaking levels

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Perhaps you remember Minnesota's biggest news of 2008: Several former Minneapolis Hilton employees sued the company after they claimed they were fired or harassed for not being down with the upper management orgy they encountered in the hotel conference space.

Well orgy participants have something to celebrate: Their open space just got a whole lot larger, thanks to a Hilton expansion. Grab your lube and head to the Hilton!

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Valentine's Day: Learn about Minn. Zoo animals getting it on before you get it on

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If you are looking for a Valentine's Day to really get you in the mood, what's more arousing than learning about other animals and their super erotic adventures? 

The Minnesota Zoo is hosting its fifth annual Love Tour for horny (or creepy?) adults over 21 on Feb. 13 and 14.

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Hilton Hotels video game: Does it include virtual orgy?

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Normally when a company makes a video game about running their own business it's a total snooze, but when we got news of the new Hilton Garden Inn video game, we couldn't keep it in our pants. The company developed a training game for Sony's PlayStation Portable Platform where employees can pretend to deal with real life issues. Players take on routine hotel roles including front desk, housekeeping, maintenance and food service.

After the string of lawsuits at the Minneapolis Hilton accusing employees of hosting a hot-and-heavy orgy in one of their banquet rooms, we couldn't help but wonder: Does the game simulate virtual orgies? The game is named ULTIMATE TEAM PLAY (their capitalization, not ours) after all.

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Larry Craig ends legal fight, accepts lifetime of bathroom sex jokes

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Former Sen. Larry Craig will not pursue further legal action to have his bathroom sex sting conviction voided by the Minnesota Supreme Court, according to the Associated Press

While his lawyer claims they chose not to appeal again because the Minnesota Supreme Court isn't likely to review the case, we'd like to imagine that Craig has come to terms with his sexual desires and has decided to live with his decision to do a little too much foot tapping in the men's bathroom. Wide stances can only reach so far, my friends.

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Larry Craig's favorite bathroom stall isn't cool anymore

A restroom can only draw a crowd for so long before people finally realize it's just a bathroom. The now infamous bathroom stall where Sen. Larry Craig was busted tapping his foot at his stall's next door neighbor, isn't quite as exciting to travelers, Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport officials told the Spokesman Review

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Hartnett wins damages after false UK tabloid sex story

We'd love to add Minnesota-raised heartthrob Josh Hartnett to our running list of locals getting busy in public (bathrooms and hotels only) but it turns out the story published in a UK tabloid about Hartnett's wild public sex was false.


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