USA! USA! USA!

​We've all been there. You're pulling in to a parking spot, and you realize that the car parked next to you is taking up two spaces, or has some annoying bumper sticker, or belongs to someone who stood you up on a date.

And you think, "If only I had a tank, I'd crush that car."

Well, Minnesota, here's your chance.

As shown by a Youtube video posted yesterday, a local business is ready to provide the valuable, dream-fulfilling service of putting you behind the wheel of a tank. Apparently, the big gun at the front is not loaded. But those big ol' tires are more than enough to get you up over the hood of a broken-down car.

Hell, if you've got the money, you can crush two at once.
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Goodbye, snow emergency!

​Since December 17, we've been slogging through snow and ice, trying to dash home early enough to find an overnight home for our vehicles on our parking-restricted Minneapolis streets.

But today, we've just gotten the best sign of spring ever: Parking restrictions are officially over.

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Coming soon to a parking space near you.

​Check out the new parking meters going in along Washington Avenue and some surrounding neighborhoods in the North Loop.

They'll take credit and debit cards. They're solar powered, too. And WiFi enabled.

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