Naked celebrity moments: Lady Godiva, Madonna, Favre & more

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Lady Godiva makes a career move.
Brett Favre's in a pickle, accused of sexting photos of his dong to Jenn Sterger, and treating a masseuse like a piece of hanging meat. While fans debate the impact this will have on his career (and his family), we've taken a look at some other naked celebrity career moves.

WARNING: Some of these toe the line between PG-13 and R rated pics. 
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NFL checks out Brett Favre's penis

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Brett Favre meets the press.
Brett Favre is ducking the question about whether he texted pictures of his junk to New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger in 2008.

But the story's not dying.

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Brett Favre's penis revealed by Deadspin [UPDATE]

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Not a good day to be a gunslinger.
Update: Favre dodges questions about the photos. More after the jump.

Deadspin said they had the Brett Favre penis pictures, and today they offered evidence, posting images said to have been sent by the gridiron gunslinger to former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.

They don't leave much to the imagination. They also don't include Crocs. Deadspin says the footwear visible in the shots is more likely to be a slipper.

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Jenn Sterger claims Brett Favre penis pictures [VIDEO]

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Jenn Sterger aroused Brett Favre's imagination with sexy shots, and he responded in kind, and crocs.
Forget the alleged millions being dangled in front of Brett Favre to stay with the Vikings -- he's got a dong problem. Jenn Sterger, famous for the bod that made Brent Musberger's heart flutter, is letting it be known that she's in possession of some risque snaps from Brett Favre when they both worked for the Jets: Photos from the Hamlet of Hattiesburg masturbating, including a money shot with him wearing Crocs. More >>

Minnesota ranks No. 28 in U.S. penis size. The good news? We're ahead of Wisconsin

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Condomania sells condoms online. Lots of them. In 76 different sizes. Been doing it since since 1994.

"After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet," says Chris Filkins, director of technology at Condomania. "Needless to say, these men's privacy is our utmost concern, and we're interested only in the statistics, and not who's who! But the data itself is pretty interesting."

Scientific study? You be the judge. Meantime, we're going to avoid cliches here folks. We are not going to talk, for example, about the stiff competition.

Oh, wait.

So here are the state rankings. At least we're ahead of Wisconsin:

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Tyler Bowling sues CBS show 'The Doctors', says he was tricked into appearing for penis blemishes

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A 22-year-old Lakeville man is suing the CBS show "The Doctors" after he says he was tricked into appearing to discuss his embarrassing penis blemishes in front of a studio audience. Tyler Bowling says the procedure he got for free in exchange for his appearance didn't even work and now he is being teased and harassed by people who saw him on the show.

Bowling has pearly penile papules, which are harmless bumps on the penis that resemble small pimples. They are not contagious.

Bowling contacted Dr. William Groff in January 2009 to ask about the laser treatment for PPP. He made an appointment with the doctor for the next month and planned to spend $4,500 for the laser procedure. After he made the appointment, Bowling says a secretary called him and said he could get the treatment for free if he would discuss his condition on "The Doctors."

Just minutes later, a producer from the show called about his appearance, but Bowling says he never signed a waiver giving the show permission to view his medical records. Despite a number of red flags, Bowling got on a plane to Los Angeles that day.

When Bowling arrived and started to show unease with appearing on the show, he says the secretary told him only doctors and medical students tuned into the show. He says he was never told he would be appearing in front of a live 200-person audience.

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Wisconsin penis gluers sentenced

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​Wendy Sewell, Michelle Belliveau, Therese Ziemann and Tracy Hood-Davis found themselves in a sticky legal mess last year after they conspired to lure congenital heartbreaker Donessa Davis to a motel room in Stockbridge, Wisc., under the pretext of a massage, and instead bound him and glued his penis to his abdomen.

In an unusual case of female bonding, Sewell, Ziemann and Belliveau learned that Davis was a philandering little prick from his wife, Tracy Hood-Davis. Ziemann lured the man to the hotel, cut off his underwear, bound him and texted Belliveau and Sewell to join in heaping scorn -- and Krazy Glue -- on the man.

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3rd Wisconsin woman cops plea for role in glue attack on ex-lover's penis

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​Wendy Sewell has accepted a plea deal in a Wisconsin court over her role in helping to lure Donessa Davis to a motel room in Stockbridge, Wisc., and then gluing his penis to his abdomen.

The 44-year-old woman is one of three charged in the episode. She pleaded no contest to a charge of disorderly conduct -- a misdemeanor - on Friday. The two other women in the case , Michelle Belliveau and Therese Ziemann, reached similar deals last month. They will be all sentenced next month, WBAY-TV reported.

As we wrote in August, when the three women found out they were all being cheated on by Davis -- a married man -- they conspired to lure him to the motel room with the promise of a massage. Instead, they bound him up in a case of sticky revenge.

In an unusual version of female bonding, the three women discovered his philandering ways from Davis's wife.

KSTP makes Fail Blog for original dick-in-a-box

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​Long before SNL, KSTP had the original dick-in-a-box when a cop walked through the background of this live report with a giant dildo bouncing out of the evidence box.

Judging from the hairstyles and production values, this KSTP clip is decades old, but it was recently rediscovered and posted by Fail Blog, where it is on the way to half a million hits.

What was this man doing with his privates in the park?

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The Pioneer Press has a pretty impressive ability to find the most ridiculous police reports in St. Paul and actually write about them. This one is a real gem.

Officer Kevin Clarkin was on duty in Lilydale Regional Park Monday morning when he "found a man in the woods of a city park with his penis exposed, doing something which is usually done in private."

He said "the act caused" him to arrest the 58-year-old man for suspicion of indecent conduct. This is the second time he's been busted "for the same thing."

What could this man have been doing with his privates in a public place? The possibilities are endless! We'd prefer to think of the extreme options this man could have chosen to really impress the park visitors, but we'll keep the graphic explanations to ourselves. Maybe we'll visit the park when the man is back at it just to see it with our own eyes. Or definitely not.

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