Here's our recording -- if you'd like the dial the Love Line up for yourself, the number is 1-855-NEED-LOVE:
The latest NBA on ESPN promo features a sneaky Ricky Rubio secretly running some sort of Kevin Love "Love Dial" business.
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We won't waste too much time critiquing the damn thing. Just watch it -- it's good, albeit bizarre: