Madison police "overwhelmed" with calls confusing sunbathers for corpses
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| People of Madison: These folks probably aren't dead. They're just enjoying something we haven't been able to in a while -- the warm sun. |
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In fact, so many people in Madison placed calls to police to share their concern about the well-being of sunbathers on Monday and Tuesday that a dispatcher asked a Madison.com reporter to "Please tell cellphone users that people lying in the grass are not necessarily dead."
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