Don't look to GWB to rest on his laurels if things don't go his way in November! Rumor has it he's in talks with Nathan Lane's theater company to star in a one-man show about flamboyant funnyman Paul Lynde (inset), tentatively titled "Center Square," reliving Lynde's varied career which culminated in being the center square on America's favorite Seventies game show "Hollywood Squares." Bush, seen here in rehearsal in a pantry in the White House basement, is said to have nailed Lynde's trademark snicker, but still needs help with timing and large words.