You and me against the world
Sometimes it feels like you and me against the world
When all the nations turn their back and walk away
You can count on me to stay

Remember when the DNC came to town
And you were frightened by the clown?
Wasn't it nice to be around someone that you knew?
Someone who was big and strong and looking out for...

You and me against the world
Sometimes it feels like you and me against the world
And for all the oil that you've supplied I always felt that
The odds were on our side

And when one of us is gone
And Jeb is left to carry on
Then Swiss Bank accounts will have to do
Our stock options alone will get us through
Think about the days of me and you
Of you and me against the world

Sincere apologies to Helen Reddy