Terrell Owens has decided to hang up his cleats and tour the country as a motivational speaker

Teen starlets Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie preside over the opening night of their hot new all-you-can-eat Hollywood restaurant

Vice President Dick Cheney is slated to open the Little Princess Charm School next week in Arlington, Virginia

Joining Rox Pop, TBogg, Pharyngula, and Feministe, (while Gisleson FARTs into his couch cushions when he's not in a turkey coma) here's the American Idle Friday Random Ten:

1. The Dog Song - Nellie McKay
2. I'm Glad There Is You - Chet Baker
3. Real Real Gone - Van Morrison
4. Ugly - Fishbone
5. Like the Weather - 10,000 Maniacs
6. Patisserie - Faux Jean
7. Whistling in the Dark - They Might Be Giants
8. Politik - Coldplay
9. Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight & the Pips
10. But I'm Yours - Family Guy Live in Las Vegas

In a twist of fate, the Dick Cheney balloon begins to release so much hot air it can no longer sustain itself.

Joining Rox Pop, TBogg, Pharyngula, and Feministe, (while Gisleson FARTs into his couch cushions when his site isn't in the crapper) here's the American Idle Friday Random Ten:

1. Lazy Mary (Luna Mezzo Mare) - Lou Monte, Joe Reisman & his Orchestra
2. Viva Las Vegas - Elvis Presley
3. You Got to Move - Koerner, Ray & Glover
4. Down in the Park - Foo Fighters
5. Over My Shoulder - The Jayhawks
6. These Days - Nico
7. While My Heart is Still Beating - Roxy Music
8. Red Right Hand - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
9. Family Affair - Iggy Pop
10. Hey Baby - No Doubt

UPDATE: Here's Gisleson's Friday Authenticated Random Ten:

His Foo Fighters number is probably the first time our Random Tens have had even the most remote correlation.