February 2006

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American Idle Friday Random Ten (2/24)

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Joining Rox Pop, TBogg, and Pharyngula, (while Gisleson FARTs into his couch cushions) here's the American Idle Friday Random Ten:

1. Anyone Can Fill Your Shoes - X
2. Me And The Farmer - The Housemartins
3. That's Entertainment - Reef
4. Making Time - Creation
5. Peace Train - 10,000 Maniacs
6. The Dreams of Children - The Jam
7. Kid Fears - Indigo Girls
8. Club Limbo - Squirrel Nut Zippers
9. Thieves In The Temple - Prince
10. You Lose - The Replacements

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 24, 2006 6:44 AM | Comments (0)

 

In other news, President Bush chose Garfield the cat to guard the nation's lasagna supply

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Posted by Corey Anderson at February 23, 2006 11:24 AM | Comments (3)

 

Bush visits the National Renewable Energy Laboratory in Golden, Colorado, gets the munchies

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Posted by Corey Anderson at February 22, 2006 10:30 AM | Comments (0)

 

America embraces its world-class athletic achievements in Olympic competition in a recliner with a beer

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Posted by Corey Anderson at February 20, 2006 9:49 AM | Comments (0)

 

American Idle Friday Random Ten (2/17)

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Joining Rox Pop, TBogg, and Pharyngula, (while Gisleson FARTs into his newly-remodeled couch cushions) here's the American Idle (Heavy on the 80s) Friday Random Ten:

1. From the Flagstones - Cocteau Twins
2. Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want - The Smiths
3. Highway 61 Revisited (Outtake) - X
4. Pills & Soap - Elvis Costello
5. Blue Skies - Willie Nelson
6. Run It - The Replacements
7. Alphabet Street - Prince
8. Tuesday Scene (Demo) - Faux Jean
9. Friends Like You, Who Need Friends - Mark Mothersbaugh
10. Banana Split For My Baby - Louie Prima

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 17, 2006 6:51 AM | Comments (0)

 

In Cheney's defense...

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In a White House photo released exclusively to FOX News, Texas lawyer Harry Whittington, who suffered shrapnel to the face, neck, and upper body after being shot by Vice President Dick Cheney during a quail hunting expedition, is seen at his desk in his law firm. The White House, in an attached press release, cited the 78-year-old campaign contributor's nuanced bird-like appearance (from his mother's side) as a mitigating factor in the vice president's decision to take aim and fire at him from 30 yards away. Doctors are keeping Whittington on a steady diet of corn and water, while watching his condition closely.

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 16, 2006 5:01 PM | Comments (0)

 

Be vewy, vewy quiet...

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... I'm hunting elderly campaign contwibutors!

Vice President Dick Cheney was hunting quail at a friend's South Texas ranch when he shot and wounded Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old attorney from Austin and Bush-Cheney campaign contributor, about 5:30 p.m. Saturday. Whittington, who was hit with birdshot in the face, neck and upper torso, was being moved out of intensive care Monday at a hospital in Corpus Christi, officials at the facility said. Read the story here.

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 13, 2006 6:06 PM | Comments (1)

 

American Idle Friday Random Ten (2/10)

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Joining Rox Pop, TBogg, and Pharyngula, (while Gisleson FARTs into his newly-remodeled couch cushions) here's the American Idle Friday Random Ten:

1. Take A Walk - Neil Finn & Friends
2. The World's Address - They Might Be Giants
3. People Get Ready - Blind Boys of Alabama
4. Let's Get It Up - Hayseed Dixie
5. Night Boat to Cairo - Madness
6. All the Lazy Dykes - Morrissey
7. Miss Williams' Guitar - The Jayhawks
8. Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child - Van Morrison
9. Disseminated - Soul Coughing
10. La Nina De Puerta Oscura - Paco De Lucia

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 10, 2006 7:00 AM | Comments (0)

 

Andy Capp's followers not too happy about his depiction either

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Posted by Corey Anderson at February 9, 2006 11:49 AM | Comments (0)

 

Britney Spears's airbag named Sean

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Britney Spears put down the shine jug and Little Debbies long enough to hoist little Sean onto her lap to show him how she skedaddles from them pitcher-takers. "I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us. I love my child and would do anything to protect him." Most lower forms of life indeed rely on instincts to stave off predators. Most rich rock stars have nannies to properly raise their children. Please get one, Brit. [More at The Superficial]

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 8, 2006 9:11 AM | Comments (1)

 

Why you saw "Big Momma's House 2" last weekend...

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Posted by Corey Anderson at February 7, 2006 12:42 PM | Comments (0)

 

Joe Cocker taken into custody by Human-Animal Hybrid Presidential Task Force

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Officials are still seeking information on the whereabouts of Ron Perlman.

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 6, 2006 7:04 AM | Comments (0)

 

Fifteen-year-old runs away from pregnant 37-year-old wife

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ATLANTA, Georgia -- A 15-year-old boy, whose 37-year-old wife is due to give birth to the couple's baby this month, has run away from a group home, and his wife through her lawyer says she has no idea where he is. Lisa Clark, the child molester/wife, claims she doesn't know where her husband/pimple-faced punk is, but the kid's granny thinks Clark's got him locked in the basement. "I think she's got him hidden out someplace," Judy Hayles told The Associated Press on Thursday. Clark is scheduled to appear on "The Tyra Banks Show" today. What, Springer's not good enough for you?

Read the whole story here.

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 3, 2006 10:51 AM | Comments (1)

 

American Idle Friday Random Ten (2/3)

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Joining Rox Pop, TBogg, and Pharyngula, (while Gisleson FARTs into his couch cushions) here's the American Idle Friday Random Ten:

1. So Danco Samba - Stan Getz & Joao Gilberto
2. Go Junior, Go Senior - Junior Senior
3. Faux Jean Int'l/Cinder-Block Sock Hop - Faux Jean
4. I Just Shot John Lennon - The Cranberries
5. There'll Be No Next Time - Louis Prima
6. In the Highways - The Peasall Sisters
7. A Summer Song - Chad & Jeremy
8. Green Eyes - Coldplay
9. Eskimo - Damien Rice
10. Happy Hour - Ted Hawkins

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 3, 2006 6:38 AM | Comments (0)

 

Current AG Alberto Gonzales using video of former AG Janet Reno singing "Respect" to extract vital info from Gitmo detainees

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The ACLU and Human Rights Watch have both filed complaints.

Posted by Corey Anderson at February 1, 2006 10:34 AM | Comments (0)

 

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