Joining Rox Pop, TBogg, and Pharyngula, (while Gisleson FARTs into his couch cushions) here's the American Idle Friday Random Ten:

1. Anyone Can Fill Your Shoes - X
2. Me And The Farmer - The Housemartins
3. That's Entertainment - Reef
4. Making Time - Creation
5. Peace Train - 10,000 Maniacs
6. The Dreams of Children - The Jam
7. Kid Fears - Indigo Girls
8. Club Limbo - Squirrel Nut Zippers
9. Thieves In The Temple - Prince
10. You Lose - The Replacements

Joining Rox Pop, TBogg, and Pharyngula, (while Gisleson FARTs into his newly-remodeled couch cushions) here's the American Idle (Heavy on the 80s) Friday Random Ten:

1. From the Flagstones - Cocteau Twins
2. Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want - The Smiths
3. Highway 61 Revisited (Outtake) - X
4. Pills & Soap - Elvis Costello
5. Blue Skies - Willie Nelson
6. Run It - The Replacements
7. Alphabet Street - Prince
8. Tuesday Scene (Demo) - Faux Jean
9. Friends Like You, Who Need Friends - Mark Mothersbaugh
10. Banana Split For My Baby - Louie Prima

In a White House photo released exclusively to FOX News, Texas lawyer Harry Whittington, who suffered shrapnel to the face, neck, and upper body after being shot by Vice President Dick Cheney during a quail hunting expedition, is seen at his desk in his law firm. The White House, in an attached press release, cited the 78-year-old campaign contributor's nuanced bird-like appearance (from his mother's side) as a mitigating factor in the vice president's decision to take aim and fire at him from 30 yards away. Doctors are keeping Whittington on a steady diet of corn and water, while watching his condition closely.

... I'm hunting elderly campaign contwibutors!

Vice President Dick Cheney was hunting quail at a friend's South Texas ranch when he shot and wounded Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old attorney from Austin and Bush-Cheney campaign contributor, about 5:30 p.m. Saturday. Whittington, who was hit with birdshot in the face, neck and upper torso, was being moved out of intensive care Monday at a hospital in Corpus Christi, officials at the facility said. Read the story here.

Joining Rox Pop, TBogg, and Pharyngula, (while Gisleson FARTs into his newly-remodeled couch cushions) here's the American Idle Friday Random Ten:

1. Take A Walk - Neil Finn & Friends
2. The World's Address - They Might Be Giants
3. People Get Ready - Blind Boys of Alabama
4. Let's Get It Up - Hayseed Dixie
5. Night Boat to Cairo - Madness
6. All the Lazy Dykes - Morrissey
7. Miss Williams' Guitar - The Jayhawks
8. Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child - Van Morrison
9. Disseminated - Soul Coughing
10. La Nina De Puerta Oscura - Paco De Lucia

Britney Spears put down the shine jug and Little Debbies long enough to hoist little Sean onto her lap to show him how she skedaddles from them pitcher-takers. "I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us. I love my child and would do anything to protect him." Most lower forms of life indeed rely on instincts to stave off predators. Most rich rock stars have nannies to properly raise their children. Please get one, Brit. [More at The Superficial]