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After four years, I'm leaving City Pages and closing up shop on American Idle. Much thanks to those who stopped by. A very special takk to Mark Gisleson at Norwegianity for endlessly sending new readers my way. A tip of the hat to Wonkette, Defamer, Raw Story, Atrios, Talking Points Memo, and others who linked to my work.
My pop culture sensibilities wouldn't be sated unless I ended with the closest thing to a montage. Maybe hum "Time of Your Life" by Green Day or Jeff Buckley's version of "Hallelujah" or something...






Huge metaphor obstructs John Kerry's view of Bush's inauguration

FBI files on suspected gay cartoon characters uncovered
Who will be the White House's Next Top Fake Reporter?


Speaker of the House takes to carrying kittens around in an effort to boost Republican poll numbers


Pat Robertson calls for God to strike down paperboy for throwing it in the bushes again



Christmas at the White House 2005






Fidel Castro finally makes his first public appearance following surgery

How do you know the GOP Convention has come to town?



In the parallel universe where normal things happen, George W. Bush is the best soda jerk the Crawford, Texas, corner malt shop ever had.
Bill O'Reilly remains defiant that the War on Christmas has not become a quagmire

Michele Bachmann takes oath of office on 47 Bibles

Bush and Putin make up in time to go to G8 Summit Prom together

German Chancellor Angela Merkel last seen running from the school gym crying
Posted by Corey Anderson at August 10, 2007 11:21 AM
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Wow. Scrolling through all of that at one time was like a really bad trip man. Couldn't you have found cheerier times to photoshop about?
I hope this career move doesn't provide you with an even larger audience some day. You've traumatized enough children, thank you very much.
And no, I've never forgiven you for the Nacho Libre poster, you bastard.
Posted by: Mark Gisleson at August 10, 2007 11:11 PM
The American Idle archive is as funny a collection of work as anything on the Web. Corey set the laugh-out-loud bar for City Pages blogs so consistently high, it was a real pain trying to even come close. But I'm glad for the opportunity to share a blogspace with him for the past few years, and personally grateful for all the help he's given me during that time.
So to invoke my least-favorite guy, Bob Hope, thanks for the memories, Corey. Continue making them, and by all means, more pics of Gisleson!
Posted by: Steve Monaco at August 11, 2007 4:41 PM
And in case you missed it, here's where Corey's going. Best of luck!
Posted by: sally forth at August 13, 2007 3:59 PM
Oh man, what a ride.
Congrats on the new gig!
Posted by: chuck at August 13, 2007 9:10 PM
I like(d) working with Corey! Great job driving the citypages.com bus, my friend.
-Karl
Posted by: kpc at August 14, 2007 7:58 AM
I like(d) working with Corey!
So long, and thanks for all the laughs.
Posted by: Amy Koliner at August 14, 2007 9:44 AM
Oh god! Where will I get my daily fix of Britney and Bush (but not Britney's bush)!?!?!? It was great working with you, Corey. Keep it real in the 612.
Posted by: rachael C at August 14, 2007 10:44 AM
Congratulations, Corey! You are my all-time favorite co-worker on the entire planet of co-working planet workers. And, like, you're not lazy, even when it gets dark and stuff.
Posted by: Molly P. at August 14, 2007 10:54 AM
Yea Corey! I'm so happy for you! Mel and I want to take you out for a drink...and we all know how those nights end up.
Posted by: sonja at August 14, 2007 12:09 PM
i like(d) - actually i love(d) - working with corey!
congrats - will there be any humor left at that paper now that you're leaving? :)
best of luck and promise you'll keep coming to the alumni happy hours!
Posted by: s. bunny at August 14, 2007 1:25 PM
That a boy Corey! Congrats and see ya at the next Happy Hour.
Posted by: Freeman at August 14, 2007 3:40 PM
I don't recall seeing one of your entries on our headline web site. I suppose I could've offered you some scratch for your talent.
Best wishes to you, Corey!
The Kvale Games gang
Posted by: Tony Kvale at August 15, 2007 3:21 PM