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Paula Joan "Polly" Alexander, a founding member of Minneapolis's first all-female rock band, Tetes Noires, died of a heart illness on October 22. She was 47.
"She had such a light heart, but she was a loner at the same time," said Alexander's former band mate Camille Gage. "She was a guitar player, and she liked to be in the back. She had such a wonderful sense of style beyond her time--sort of '50s and '60s kitsch. We all looked half-ass most of the time, but she always looked great.
"Her apartment was filled with kitschy stuff, all this Elvis stuff and smiley faces. I've been thinking about her all day: She loved this one Rick Springfield song, and one time she filled a cassette tape with just that song, and played it over and over."
A native of River Falls, Wisconsin, Alexander was a freelance accountant and did tax work for many musicians and friends in Minneapolis. Tetes released three albums--Têtes Noires (1983); American Dream (1984), and Clay Foot Gods (1987)--about which the Trouser Press Record Guide wrote, "This Minneapolis sextet shows what can happen when a demented Girl Scout singalong turns into a pop band. Their musical assets are formidable, with three lead singers--ranging from credible to incredible--and a songwriting collective that easily harnesses its riot of pop influences to produce work that demands serious consideration."
Tetes Noires took pride in the fact that they wrote, recorded, and produced their own records without the help of anyone in the male-dominated music business. Nor were they under the guidance of a Svengali-type that oversaw the careers of all-female groups such as the Runaways (Kim Fowley) or the Ronettes (Phil Spector). Formed in 1982, the band pre-dated such groups as the Slits, Mission Of Burma, and Babes In Toyland.
"Polly was really proud of (our pioneer status)," says Gage. "We all were. If we weren't the first all-girl band in the country, we were one of the first. We don't know what was going on in garages all over America, but as we toured in places like New York and Chicago, people would say we were. We were just never big self-promoters. We're kind of the band that time forgot."
Alexander is survived by her parents, Dick & Joan Alexander of Alma, Wisconsin; two sisters and two nephews. The family requests memorials be given in Polly's name to the American Heart Association or East Side Neighborhood Services. A memorial service will be held Friday (2 p.m.) at First Congregation Church in River Falls. For more information, call Cashman Mortuary at 715.425.5644.
Posted by Jim Walsh at October 31, 2005 8:58 AM | Comments (10)
TV lovers with lots of time to kill can now wallow in hundreds of hours of interviews with many of the medium's most important stars and creators. Thanks to the Google video site, the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences has made its interview archives available for online viewing. These are not soundbite overviews, but lengthy, multipart discussions of careers and programming history. There are about 400 online now (scroll down for the list), from Edie Adams talking about Ernie Kovacs to syndication pioneer Frederic Ziv. (Note: videos require Flash 7.0 or higher.)
Posted by Steve Monaco at October 29, 2005 3:03 AM | Comments (1)
The inevitable demise of movie theaters is only news to the industry itself, but now one of its biggest players is sounding the death knell. M. Night Shyamalan (Signs, The Sixth Sense) warned theater owners at this year's ShowEast convention that, if the studios have their way, DVDs will be released at the same time they hit the big screen. "If this thing happens, you know the majority of your theaters are closing. It's going to crush you guys." Meanwhile, the next move in DVD formatting-- Sony's Blu-ray discs and Toshiba's HD-DVD-- is already shaping up to be a "Beta vs. VHS" battle, and it's possible that neither will win, especially if Bill Gates has his way. Of course, if Hollywood just made better movies, none of this would really matter.
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It's about going to extreme lengths in doomed efforts to please, about wanting to be pretty but not wanting to want to be pretty, about tricks boys use to intimidate you and how they can work even though you know they're tricks, about how arguments with a significant other can devolve from specifics to sweeping accusations of worthlessness, about wanting (sometimes really wanting) sex but what's so wrong with wanting a little affection along with it?
And unlike her latest album, which unfortunately features not one but two songs heavily featuring the word "miracle" (and right in a row!), her first had a lot of songs that sounded really different from each other, and they were all her. True, nothing she's done since has been half as good. But if she now comes across as a soccer mom who should, but won't, give up the remnants of her "cooler" past, well, that too is probably something many of her fans and peers can relate to. I wish (and still have hope) that she could do something great again, but I'll always have Guyville, which sounds as good now as it did in '93. And I still wanna be mesmerizing too.
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Sally has been busy with his artwork, comic books, and rejuvenated publishing venture, La Mano. Last month, he told CP he wanted to focus on telling stories that resonated the way San Francisco-based La Mano artist John Porcellino's comic-book memoirs can, even when detailing simple stories of eating asparagus for the first time. Sally, who at the time was days away from welcoming his first child into the world, also said, "There comes a time in your life when you just want to make people laugh," perhaps a sign comics and family were to become top priorities for the artist.
Sally's currently working on a lighter follow-up comic to his beautifully dark and visceral Recidivist #3. He also has a cameo in Steve Martin's Shopgirl (reviewed here by Lindsey Thomas), where he plays a member of Hot Tears, the fake band Jason Schwartzman's character tours with. More CP Zak Sally and Low articles can be found here. The new Low line-up performs at First Avenue on December 9th.
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2005 would have been the year John Lennon turned 65. Instead, it's the 25th anniversary of his murder. A new multimedia exhibit in Paris, John Lennon: Unfinished Music, recreates the phases of his life, from his Liverpool beginnings to a replica of the Abbey Road recording studio. Many previously unseen personal drawings and manuscripts are being displayed for the first time, as well as his last piano and Sgt. Pepper-era costumes. (One piece of Lennon-obilia that won't be displayed is the envelope on which he wrote the lyrics for "Give Peace a Chance"-- it's going up for auction next month, and expected to sell for a quarter-million dollars.) Of course, it's all the property and under the control of Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, who never tires of shooting her mouth off about her late husband: when she's not dissing Paul McCartney in a roomful of his peers, she's telling Bono that he's Lennon's lovechild.
Posted by Steve Monaco at October 25, 2005 4:43 PM | Comments (0)
comes out on November 15, and the group plays with Gretchen Wilson and Cowboy Troy at the Xcel Energy Center on November 27. You can check out two video versions of the new Big & Rich single here.
Posted by Dylan Hicks at October 25, 2005 2:18 PM | Comments (1)

Pirner has been through the sort of year that forces a guy to either quit or count his blessings. June saw the death of his friend, Soul Asylum bass player Karl Mueller, and August saw the probable destruction of Pirner's home in New Orleans. He will see the damage first-hand next week, but first he and the revamped Soul Asylum took to the stage for the first time since Mueller's death.
In November of 2001, Mueller told the St. Paul Pioneer Press: "Our first show was Friday, Oct. 13, 1981. It was in the old (7th St.) Entry. The old layout. We opened for Husker Du. I was 18 years old, wasn't even old enough to be in the bar, and I was playin', and it was really fun, and (the Huskers) were in their early glory."
I suggested to Mueller that Soul Asylum might be like the Ramones, who named one of their albums "Too Tough To Die." This is what he said:
"I think it might be that we're more stubborn than tough. It's something that we all got comfortable with at some point. That took over 10 years, probably. We just enjoy it. There are a lot worse ways to make a living, and we've been lucky."
Soul Asylum showed their stubborn streak Monday, playing a 80-minute set that incorporated new songs from a forthcoming album with old hits, including an especially poignant "Runaway Train" and "Closer To The Stars." On bass was Tommy Stinson, the former Replacement; on drums was Michael Bland, and on guitar was Dan Murphy.

PHOTO BY DANIEL CORRIGAN
Missing was Mueller, and everyone in the place felt it--even though Pirner gamely tried to conjure him with a chant of "Karl, Karl," and suggested that his spirit was alive and well and in the house. But it was Murphy's body language that reflected the gig's surreal nature, which caromed between survivor's guilt and workmanlike epiphany.
While Pirner and the animated Stinson did their best to whip up energy, goof around, and go on with the show, Murphy spent much of the night with his eyes shut tight, concentrating on his playing, and avoiding eye contact with his bandmates and the audience. Near the end, Murphy tried to muster some enthusiasm by climbing on top of his amp riser and bouncing to the front of the stage, but it was clear that he dearly missed his friend.
He wasn't alone. Even though the band in question would blow away most comers, and even though Karl was buried months ago, many found themselves saying goodbye-to both Mueller and the band he started-because on that stage last night there was a hole in the Soul.
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Jazz singer Shirley Horn died last night after a long illness. She was 71. Here is a review I wrote for the now defunct Request Magazine about Horn's 2001 disc, "You're My Thrill."
Some singers age like fine wine, but it seems as if 66-year old Shirley Horn has always been more like a good whiskey, distilled instead of fermented, with a slow, penetrating style imbued with a dry, smoky tang. Her phrases, like those of one of her early boosters, trumpeter Miles Davis, are full of graceful restraint and beautiful shadows, like sonic feng shui. Accompanying herself on piano, backed by the rhythm section that has been with her for more than a decade and some understated orchestration arranged by Johnny Mandel, Horn illuminates familiar ballads like "You're My Thrill" and "The Very Thought of You" with distinctive, understated wisdom. A particular highlight is Mandel's "Solitary Moon," a mature valentine that luxuriates in the quiet satisfaction of romance. There are wry interludes too--guest Russell Malone's sprightly guitar underscores the plaint of "Why Don't You Do Right?"--but most of You're My Thrill reinforces Horn's gift for articulating the ambiance of love during those moments when words are unnecessary.
And here is the press release about her passing from her current record company, Verve.
The Verve Music Group is saddened to announce the passing of Shirley
Horn, the legendary pianist and vocalist. Horn died last night in her
hometown of Washington, D.C. after a lengthy illness. She was 71 years old.
Ron Goldstein, President & CEO of the Verve Music Group, comments
"Shirley Horn was a true innovator. She created a unique style of
playing and singing that was not only original, but so penetrating and
so much her own that few dared try to copy it. She was also a great
character and I will miss all of my conversations with her, which were
delivered in the same deadpan, ironic style that we all knew and loved
from her performances. Her passing is a great loss to Verve, to Jazz,
and to the world."
Born on May 1, 1934, Horn began to play the piano at age four. After
majoring in music at Howard University, Horn put together her first trio in 1954. Miles Davis invited her to open for him at the Village Vanguard in 1960, an engagement which led to a recording contract with Mercury Records and a life-long friendship with Davis. Quincy Jones became an admirer and mentor of Horn's during this period, and produced two of her albums: Loads Of Love (Mercury, 1963) and Shirley Horn with Horns (Mercury, 1963). After parting ways with the label over creative differences, she recorded a number of albums for the Danish Steeplechase label which cemented her reputation as a singular talent. Horn was a devoted wife and mother, so much so that she eschewed touring for many years and instead chose to perform primarily in clubs around the D.C. and Baltimore area.
In 1986, she signed with Verve and made a series of critically-acclaimed albums which significantly raised her profile and exposed her to a new generation of jazz fans. During her tenure with Verve, she released fourteen albums and was honored with eight Grammy nominations. She was elected to the Lionel Hampton Jazz Hall of Fame in in 1996, and in 1998, she won the Grammy for Best Jazz Vocal Performance for her tribute to Miles Davis, I Remember Miles. In 1999, she received the Phineas Newborn, Jr. Award, along with a tribute concert in her honor. Other honors include a 2003 Jazz at Lincoln Center Award for Artistic Excellence, an honorary doctorate from the Berklee College of Music and inclusion in ASCAP's Wall of Fame as the 2005 Living Legend. In late 2004, Horn was honored at the Kennedy Center with an all-star tribute concert and was named 2005 NEA Jazz Master, the nation's highest honor for jazz musicians.
Posted by Britt Robson at October 21, 2005 6:11 PM | Comments (0)
I was pretty stoked last week to visit photographer Alec Soth's Minneapolis studio and preview some stuff from his forthcoming book, a meditation on fading love made up of pictures taken around Niagara Falls. Most striking were some bleak yet pretty exterior shots of the area's newlywed-geared motels, and a few florescent-bright portraits of couples in the buff and in hard-to-determine states of endearment. Open about his influences, Soth also had on display his portrait of master color photographer William Eggleston, famous for his vibrant, large-format prints of average people and mundane things. --Dylan Hicks
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"There Is No Place Like MPLS" trumpets the cover of the Cardinal Sin and Small Town Burn a Little Slower's new split 7" single EP (Grey Flight Records), the contents of which indeed ought to imbue area fans of melodic punkindie with civic pride. The vinyl is done in a lovely black-and-white marble pattern, which, in keeping with the theme of Midwestern provincialism, ends up looking Holstein-ish. Each band gives up an original and a cover (Small Towns take on Rocky Votolato's "Suicide Machine"; the Cardinal Sin do a faithful version of the Wedding Present's "Brassneck"). My no-contest favorite is the Cardinal Sin's "The Saddest Song," tough-plus-vulnerable and completely deserving of its "Yeaaahh!" conclusion.
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What Fforde has crafted is a hard-boiled (no pun intended) detective novel made whimsical through the use of beloved childern's book characters, with aliens, aging starlets, and a certain oversized beanstalk thrown in for good measure. It's a charming book, mostly when we witness Spratt's home life, with his beloved second wife (guess how his first wife, who could eat no lean, died) and his boarder Prometheus (yes, that Prometheus) who catches the eye of Spratt's eldest daughter, Pandora (no, not that Pandora).
Let me know if you've read the book by adding your comments below, and, if you liked it, look for Spratt and Mary to join forces once again in next year's The Fourth Bear. And if your "nursery crime" fix isn't sated, see Humpty Dumpty's murder investigated by a teddy bear named Eddie in The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse.
Posted by Corey Anderson at October 21, 2005 9:57 AM | Comments (0)
Wednesday, 1:32 p.m., IDS Crystal Court: Dave Pirner, presumably a no-longer-part-time New Orleans resident and local hipster, with baby, stroller and Mama--gazing skyward in the atrium. After some failed attempts to get baby to also look up, there's some discussion about the fountain, and general resistance from baby to sit on a nearby bench. Then all three turn around, with Papa and baby heading out to Nicollet Mall, Mama and stroller heading toward some prime consumerism.
Wednesday, 2:28 p.m., IDS Crystal Court: Ruth Adams, full-time Nye's resident and leader of the World's Most Dangerous Polka Band, sitting on the exact previously ignored bench, muttering to herself and looking toward the heavens.
Posted by G.R. Anderson Jr. at October 20, 2005 5:18 PM | Comments (0)
Two year ago The Hangdogs effectively broke up when lead singer Matthew Grimm returned to his home state of Iowa to care for his ailing father. He's now formed a new band, Matthew Grimm & the Red Smear. Last January, Grimm spent two weeks in California recording an album with Pete Anderson, best known for his work with Dwight Yoakum. The resulting (unreleased) CD, Dawn's Early Apocalypse, is a full-throated yelp of political disaffection with song titles like "Hey, Hitler!" and "Kill the Poor." (Sample lyric from the latter: "Kill the poor, kill the poor, put a cap right in their brain.")
This kind of ham-fisted lefty preaching would be tough to stomach if it wasn't packaged with hooks juicy enough that W. might one day find himself inadvertently humming along with his Ipod. Grimm's making his first post-Hangdogs foray to the Twin Cities on the 28th, playing Lee's. I spoke with him yesterday by phone.
City Pages: What are people going to see on the 28th?
Matthew Grimm: It's guitar, guitar, bass, drums. We haven't really got our touring legs under us yet. There's all kinds of fucked issues, with people having babies and the same old bullshit.
CP: Are you doing Hangdogs songs as well?
MG: We will do a handful. Over the last year as we've sort of gotten our feet under us one thing I've tried to do is take the Hangdogs songs that work with this setup, which are like "Meet Me at Tommy's" and "Waiting for the Stars to Fall." And then take some songs I really like and figure out a way to make them more Red Smear songs. There's a song called "She's Leaving You" from the last Hangdogs record, which is kind of a somber, train beat, alt-country song that is now kind of a punk rock song. I love the song, but every now and again you sort of put a shot of B-12 in it and hear it a different way.
CP: What influence did Pete Anderson have on the recording process?
MG: Anderson's a very intimidating guy and he's a very talented guy. Intimidating by his reputation. But while he has a way of doing things—and I've understood in the past that could be very authoritarian and very didactic—for me it was casual from the get go. It was a lot of work but it was fun as fuck. He created an environment where his ideas, the bass player's ideas, the drummer's ideas, melded with the basic meat and bones of the songs that I had brought in. "Armies of the Lost" was a dirgy, Neil Young-y type song when we brought it in and it became something much more haunting. That was Pete hearing a kind of beat that [drummer Josh Day] was doing and saying what if we start with that? It sonically translated the ominous mood of the song.
CP: What prospects, if any, do you have for getting the album released by a label?
MG: Dick. I have dick prospects. I can count them on my dick. And that doesn't mean one. We finished this record at the end of February. So all we've been doing—all my manager's been doing—has been sending shit out. I don't know how many we tried. Every roots-rock thing you can think of. I don't know how desperately we went after the dedicated punk rock labels. I know one extremely edgy label told us the record was too in your face for them to be comfortable with. We tried and it just doesn't seem to be resonating. Maybe the record sucks and I’m too close to see it.
CP: Do you think the chief impediment is that people are scared off by the politics of it?
MG: I think that has a lot to do with it. I write good melodic hooks. That's one of the few things I can say I do good musically. There's a lot of good, well-formed songs on the record that it seems to me are catchy as fuck. There's nothing patently offensive to the aural nature of the product that we produced. I think the politics of the record played a major part in people saying A), Do we really want to take a shot on this? And B), Do we really want to take a shot on this with somebody that nobody's ever heard of? I'm a no name guy out of Iowa City.
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Attendance for the 6th annual Sound Unseen's top 6 films
1. Amazing Grace: Jeff Buckley - 680
2. Born To Boogie - 275
3. ReBirth of a Nation w/ DJ Spooky - 262
4. Be Here To Love Me: Townes Van Zandt - 259
5. Favela Rising - 247
6. Scene Mpls - 189
Overall number of seats sold
2004 attendance - 8400
2005 attendance - 9600
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City Pages: So did any of you do musical theater in high school?
Joe Goggins: I didn't do any theater, but I was usually in the talent shows, mostly because it was a way to get out of class for the day. I played original songs. "Barnyard Pervert" was one of them. We auctioned off eggs and hickory before the show. The last one I did was called "Joe's Bong Shop." The administrators didn't like that one, but it was my senior year.
Jacob Mullis: Fort Wilson Riot has actually played "Joe's Bong Shop."
I was in musicals in high school. The first show I was in was Pippin. I did Into the Woods, and later, I did some professional theater for about a year.
CP: So tell me more about this five-part song cycle you've been working on.
Ben Smith: Well, you heard the first three parts at the last show. We're still working on the fourth and fifth. It was inspired by a short story by Paul Bowles, something I started working with quite a while ago, and then Amy started fooling around with it. It's called "Idigaragua." It's about an American journalist traveling in a foreign country who gets drunk in a bar and makes a fool of himself, and then wanders off and passes out in a boat, which floats out to sea. That's where he has these dream-like hallucinations that make up the different sections of the piece. The whole time he's being stalked or led by this bird who keeps singing out, "Idigaragau." Of course we can't really tell you yet how it all works out.
CP: What are some things--concerts, books, whatever--that really inspired you over this past summer?
Joe: The Belles of Skin City CD-release show with Dosh and Thunder in the Valley was amazing. I dance so much I think I annoyed people. Jacob and I ended up having a discussion about the ethics of dancing.
Jacob: Joe's really tall so that factors in that debate. But yeah, it feels like an inspiring time just to be part of the music community. There are so many great local bands going right now--the Alarmists, Murzik, Coach Said Not To, The Gleam, the Knotwells, Belles of Skin City, Thunder in the Valley, Dosh, I could on and on.
Amy: The Worn-Out Shoes is another one. They live in Wisconsin, but they come to town a fair amount. I've also been inspired by this internship I'm doing at the University Good Samaritan Center. I studied music therapy in school, and that's what I've been doing, working by playing music all day.
Fort Wilson Riot with Le Cirque Rouge and Thunder in the Valley; Friday, October 21; Triple Rock Social Club; 612.333.7399
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On Saturday, there's a block party "with musica, poesia, teatro, baile, etc." at 27th Avenue and E. Lake Street in Minneapolis at around 3:00 p.m., featuring artists from the Spanish-speaking community and hosted by the Resource Center of the Americas, 3020 27th Ave. S., Mpls, MN 55406. Coming soon: November yard sales?
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A British scientist says breast implants will one day be able to hold mp3 players and thousands of songs. "If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful," says Ian Pearson. Oh, and the same technology might alert women to heart murmurs and breast cancer. But let's get back to what's important. In 15 years, the female audiophile will be able to listen to Big Black on her rack, A-Ha on her ta-tas, T Rex on her pecs!
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