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Describing what Martin Dosh does and how it sounds is no simple matter. He's been in more than a dozen bands and shared the studio and stage with a dozen more. He draws on a vast field of musical touchstones. Want the full Dosh experience? We've created something of an online museum of Dosh. You'll find nothing like it anywhere else.
It all starts with a collection of videos, so you can see Dosh doing what he does. Then we have something we're calling Timeline (+ Sound): a look back at Dosh's bands--16 of them--complete with free MP3 downloads, some of them only available digitally here. Next we have a breakdown of what Dosh calls his "rig"--a tangle of instruments and effects pedals. Finally, we've created a sort of Dosh family tree, with bios and links for each of Dosh's recent collaborators. Enjoy! And if you want to see Dosh for yourself, the Walker just added a second World of Dosh show on May 3rd at 11 PM (the first show sold out). And he'll be headlining at First Avenue on June 27th.

The interweb is crawling with Dosh video. I've combed through it all and picked a few good ones. You can see more live footage (that we can't embed here) at the Schedule Two website.
VIDEO 1: Building Sound--A peek into Dosh's basement from the good people at the Minnesota Daily
VIDEO 2: Andrew Bird and Dosh at the 2006 Bonnaroo Festival doing "Simple Exercises"
VIDEO 3: A live video for "Call the Kettle Back" that breaks down the Dosh process
VIDEO 4: Dosh and Jeremy Ylvisaker with Andrew Bird on Late Night with David Letterman in 2007

Image by Cameron Wittig
Dosh keeps busy. This much is clear. Here we've put together a timeline of Dosh projects with free MP3 downloads we gathered with Dosh's help. Some of them have never been available in digital form. Make your own World of Dosh mix! To download, right click on the song title. To listen, simply click the "Listen" button.
2005-present: Andrew Bird
2003-2005: Redstart
Speechless, from the album So Far From Over (2004)
2002-present: Dosh
If You Want to, You Have To, from the not-yet-released album Wolves and Wishes (2008)
Um, Circles and Squares, from The Lost Take (2006)
2002-2007: Vicious Vicious
Here Come Tha Police, from the album Don't Look So Suprised (2004)
2002-2003: T
2002-2003: Captain Blasted
2001: Danny Commando y Los Guapos
Karmageddon, from the album Karmageddon (2002)
2000-2001: Iffy
2000-2005: Fog
High Mummy Road Movie, from the vinyl only EP Check Fraud (2002)
1999-2004: Lateduster (originally called Cropduster)
Gare De Lyon, from the album Lateduster (2001)
1999-2002: Greg Cardinal Band
1999-2002:: Animals Expert at Hankering
Improv Part 6 (2002)
1999-2001: Nasty Goat
Tipsy, from their Litmus EP (2000)
1997: Payload
1995-1997: King Lovell MD
1991-1997: Como Zoo
Salmonella, from the album Shivertown (1995)

Image by Cameron Wittig
Watching Dosh do what he does and trying to figure out exactly what is happening can be overwhelming. So to the extent that we can, we've broken it all down here: taking apart his "rig" piece by piece. Ever wondered what all that stuff is? Wonder no more.
THE AKAI HEADRUSH LOOPING PEDAL:
Once Dosh started playing with a looping pedal, says his longtime friend and collaborator Andrew Broder, "the rest was history."

THE ROLAND DIGITAL DELAY PEDAL
If you've made the mistake many have made and assumed Dosh is making all of those sounds with a computer, this pedal is part of the reason. He uses the DD-5.

THE BOSS DR. SAMPLE
Dosh mostly uses this machine to cue sounds he can't create on his live rig. A memory card like the one you have in your digital camera stores the data. Problem is, Dr. Sample was made just before the small cards it uses became obsolete, so Dosh trolls the internet and buys them whenever they pop up.

THE FENDER RHODES ELECTRIC PIANO

THE ELECTRO-HARMONIX "BIG MUFF" DISTORTION PEDAL

THE KORG EX800 SEQUENCER

THE ZVEX FUZZ FACTORY PEDAL

THE ROLAND JUNO 106 KEYBOARD

THE MACKIE 1402 MIXER
Every thing goes through this mixer and then out through Dosh's headphones. "I've gone through three or four over the years," Dosh says.

THE ALESIS MICRON
Dosh says he uses this "little guy" for "bass tones, and a few organ sounds."


Image by Cameron Wittig
If we went through all of Dosh's collaborations, we'd be here all day. And, well, we already kind of have. So we'll stick to a breakdown of the guests on his new record, Wolves and Wishes--and those who will be joining him on May 3rd at the Walker's World of Dosh event.
Here they are, with a little bit of info and maybe even a YouTube clip.
Erin Dosh
Best to start with Martin's wife, Erin. She's done the artwork for many of the Dosh releases--none more masterfully than his latest, which looks like this:

Andrew Bird
Bird met Dosh in 2005 and soon thereafter invited him to tour with him as a sort of two-man band. The two have been in an evolving collaboration ever since and are at work on Bird's next release now.
Andrew Broder
Broder is best known for his band Fog, which Dosh played in from 2000-2005. Before that, Broder and Dosh were in Lateduster, a band that started off with two drummers, two DJs and two guitars.
David King
King is best known as the drummer for Happy Apple and The Bad Plus. When Dosh moved back to Minneapolis in 1997, he studied for a bit with King.
Here's King on the telly with The Bad Plus:
Marshall Lacount
Lacount plays in Minneapolis' Woodcat and Dark Dark Dark.
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy
Will Oldham probably needs no introduction. Not the case? Okay, here:
Bryan Olson
Olson might be best known for his time spent with The Sensational Joint Chiefs. He went on to form Lateduster with Dosh.
Odd Nosdam
A DJ and member of the anticon collective, it might be best to explain Odd Nosdom thusly:
Jeremy Ylvisaker
These days, Ylvisaker splits his time between shifts in Andrew Bird's touring band and his Minneapolis-based project, Alpha Consumer (which also features Happy Apple's Mike Lewis).
Mike Lewis
Lewis splits his time between Happy Apple, Alpha Consumer, and Dosh tours and god knows what else. He's a frighteningly talented...well...EVERYTHING player and, clearly, a good guy to have on your side.
Jel
Jel. Well, this is a perfectly respectable way to go out:
Posted by Jeff Severns Guntzel at April 30, 2008 4:42 AM | Comments (1)
Our favorite flyer this week comes courtesy of All the Way Rider, who is releasing an album this Friday at the Triple Rock. This show was also a Critics' Pick in this week's City Pages.

Posted by Andrea Myers at April 29, 2008 10:34 PM | Comments (1)
On the off chance that you don't read any other blogs or just recently discovered the internet -- boy do we have news for you! Prince wowed Coachella attendees Saturday night with a nearly two-hour set that included covers of "Come Together" by the Beatles and Radiohead's "Creep."
Our pal Randall Roberts at LA Weekly reports on his Prince experience:
Oh my god.And Prince. I don't want to ruin Prince's show last night by writing about it. It was mystical, and I've seen Prince a few other times. Morris Day, the Time, "The Bird," (which is the word, and always will be), Jerome and Morris dancing, Sheila E making a cameo for "Glamorous Life," Prince wailing his ass off, delivering a deep, brooding version of "Little Red Corvette." A cover of Radiohead's "Creep" and the Beatles' "Come Together." It was amazing.
You can read more of LA Weekly's coverage of Coachella at their blog.
Here's a crappy YouTube video of Prince singing "Creep." The video quality is terrible but the sound is pretty good:
I especially like the guy who utters a simple "Wow" about 40 seconds in. I think my head might have exploded if I had the chance to see this live.
Posted by Andrea Myers at April 29, 2008 3:34 PM | Comments (0)
It was another huge weekend for local music. Both the Cloud Cult CD release show and the Afternoon Records 5th Anniversary party filled the First Avenue Main Room with local music fans, while the Deaths released a new album at the Turf and the God Damn Doo Wop Band played their first show in ages at the Hexagon.
Here's a rundown of the best sets I caught this weekend:

E.L.nO.
Lee's Liquor Lounge, April 25
The crowd was a strange mix of hipster and barflies for the ELO cover band's show Friday night. But that didn't stop everyone from dancing like the drunk attendees of a distant relative's wedding reception. As Jeff Allen, guitarist for the Plastic Constellations, commented to me during the show, “This music has a strange effect on people. It makes them crazy.” We giggled as we watched an older couple act out some PG-13 moves during a slow song, finishing it all off with a dramatic dip.
Highlights of the show included “Telephone Line” (my personal favorite, complete with a crowd sing-along to the “Doo wop, dooby doo doo wop” parts), “Ma-Ma-Ma Belle” and “Can't Get it Out of My Head.” But really, who am I kidding? Every song was a highlight. E.L.nO.'s sets play like a greatest hits compilation, to which the blue leisure suit-clad lead singer Dave Campbell/Jeff Lyne remarked: “Don't worry, we're gonna play all the hits tonight. That's what we do.” Each time I see the band they seem to get tighter as a group, and their set at Lee's was enhanced by a surprisingly dramatic light show that seemed out of character for the blue-collar bar.
Photo of E.L.nO. frontman Dave Campbell taken by Stacy Schwartz.

God Damn Doo Wop Band
Hexagon Bar, April 25
I skipped out of the E.L.nO. show just in time to catch a set by the God Damn Doo Wop Band at the Hexagon. The band had been inactive for a spell, but they regrouped Friday night to release a "new" 7" single which singer Kat Naden explained was actually recorded almost a year ago. The lineup has changed a bit since I had last seen the group, with a new drummer and a new singer named Annie, but the change in vocals was hardly noticeable sonically. In fact, hardly anything was noticeable sonically at first above the feedback and fuzz of the backing band--it wasn't until I put my earplugs in that I was able to distinguish the ladies' vocals at all. I was glad that I had earplugs on hand, though, because Annie really shined on the new song "I'll Always Be Your Girl."
The set derailed into total chaos at the night's end, with members of openers Pretty Boy Thorson & The Falling Angels storming the stage to sing harmonies on "S-L-U-G" (at least, that's what I am guessing it was called given the content of the song) and scooping up the girls while they sang. It seemed appropriate that the set would end with insanity, given this group's dichotomy of squeaky-clean '50s harmonies and their more rough-around-the-edges punk inclinations, and it was a fun ending to a night filled with doo wop ditties.
Photo of the God Damn Doo Wop Band by David de Young.
Cloud Cult
First Avenue, April 26
I can't imagine seeing Cloud Cult playing anything but big stages from here on out, and it's not just because I think they're destined for widespread success. Cloud Cult's live show demands that they play big rooms. With five band members, two painters, a video screen and a fantastic light show, the entire Main Room was awash with lead singer/ringleader Craig Minowa's colorful, explosive vision.
It would be easy to write off Cloud Cult as too hippie, too peace-loving, too positive--in this day and age, aren't we supposed to hate joy unless it is expressed ironically? But Minowa and company are so genuine with their love that it was hard to keep from smiling during their set of psychedelic, harmony-infused indie rock.
My favorite part of the night was the screening of Cloud Cult's new music video for "Everybody Here is a Cloud," which was filmed just last month at Como Park. It's especially cool to know that this video is filled with extras from the Twin Cities:
The evening ended on a high note with a quick succession of some of their most recognized songs, including "Take Your Medicine," "Chemicals Collide" and an all-out encore version of "Love You All." In a particularly endearing moment, Minowa sang the last line "Love you all" and a guy from the audience replied at the top of his lungs, "Love you too!"
Here's the full set list:
Hope
No One Said It Would Be Easy
Pretty Voice
Made Up Your Mind
Man Jumped Out the Window
Please Remain Calm
Chain Reaction
Story of the Grandson of Jesus
Happy Hippo
The Ghost Inside Our House
Journey of the Featherless
Freddy
Million Things
Hurricane and Fire Survival Guide
Everybody Here Is A Cloud
Take Your Medicine
Chemicals Collide
Intro
The Tornado Lessons
Love You All
Photo of Cloud Cult by Daniel Corrigan. More photos in the slideshow.
The Deaths
Turf Club, April 26
A sizable crowd had gathered across the river for the Deaths CD release show. I wasn't terribly familiar with the Deaths prior to seeing them at the Turf, but after being charmed by their '60s garage rock harmonies and slow-burning songs I am kicking myself for not finding them sooner. The band consisted of four dudes in plaid shirts, and they just sounded like the Turf Club, if that makes any sense--both in spirit and in style, they embraced the down-home charm of the club and reminded me of other harmony-laden dude rock bands like the Beatifics or Polara.
Afternoon Records 5th Anniversary
First Avenue, April 27
All ages shows are a strange beast. Don't get me wrong, I am completely supportive of underage kids seeing as much music as possible, and I think Afternoon Records has done a great job advancing this cause--but there is something unsettling about going to a rock show when it's still light outside. It also didn't help that there was a poor turnout for the event, and the whole scenario made me feel like I was crashing a high school lock-in instead of stumbling into First Ave for a normal rock show.
But anyway: the music. Poison Control Center stole the show with their raucous-yet-poppy rock, and I was especially amused at how guitar player Devin Frank insisted on laying on the ground and throwing his feet up in the air every time he had a guitar solo. Seriously, it was like a tic; like he was incapable of soloing without assuming such a position. At the end of their set, PCC invited members of One For The Team and Battle Royale on stage to help them sing their last song, which resulted in members of the Afternoon Records family picking each other up and swinging each other around like a bunch of rock and roll kids gone crazy.
My other favorite act of the evening was Haley Bonar, who played a solo set with only an electric guitar as accompaniment. Despite the fact that she was without a band, I think this was one of the most "rocking" Haley Bonar sets I had ever seen, and it made me excited for her new record. Haley played a handful of new songs off the upcoming album, Big Star, which she announced will be released June 10, in addition to a positively gut-wrenching cover of Dolly Parton's "Jolene."
Photo of Haley Bonar by Daniel Corrigan. See all of the Afternoon Records bands in the photo slideshow.
Posted by Andrea Myers at April 28, 2008 7:00 AM | Comments (0)
But apparently after five years the fatwa has expired, because when I spoke with Pudas on the phone the other day he was in a convivial mood. "Just another day, another dollar for this guy," he laughed.
Tomorrow night at the Cabooze the White Iron Band will celebrate an unlikely milestone: 10 years of existence. It will also mark the release of their third album, Devil's Sweet Revenge. On the band's web site, they've catalogued this decade in numbers: 9,600 Grain Belt Premium Beers, 3,400 whiskey shots, 190 bars, 10 years, 7 children, 6 bass players, and 4 wives. "Those numbers are too low," Pudas conceded, "especially about the beer and the whiskey shots."
Bass player number six (whose name Pudas isn't sure how to spell) has been around for about a year, which historically has meant that his days are numbered. One former bass player departed after getting into a fistfight with Pudas on the side of I-35 near Ely. Another was dropped after he was caught stealing the band's gear and selling it at area pawn shops.
The White Iron Band has its roots at Eden Prarie High School, where Pudas, guitarist Sam Weyandt, and keyboardist Ed Juntunen all went to school. They played their first actual gig at a house party on the shores of White Iron Lake, hence the band's name. "It was pretty fun from what I remember of it," Pudas recalled. The group has often drifted in jam-band circles, but their music tends more towards outlaw boogie blues. The Allman Brothers and Waylon Jennings are seminal influences. Their signature anthem is "Minnesota Pride," an infectious tribute to ice fishing, ice hockey, and Grain Belt beer.
The White Iron Band has earned the enmity of more than a few bar owners over the years owing to their drunken shenanigans. "All the Duluth trips are hard to remember," Pudas said. "St. Cloud--we just don't go there anymore. They fell out of love with the White Iron Band."
But the Cabooze has been booking the band regularly ever since they were old enough to drink legally. "They're just the most charming, lovable fuck-ups ever," says James "Taco" Martin, who books the West Bank club. "There's something just contagious about their PG-13 fun."
Download the White Iron Band's latest single here.
Posted by Paul Demko at April 24, 2008 2:49 PM | Comments (4)

Longtime local troubadour Dan Israel has received his first major international press with a 4-star review of his most recent album, Turning, in the May issue of UK music mag Uncut. After nine studio albums and decades spent playing coffee shops and small-scale venues in the Twin Cities, Israel is elated by the sudden large-scale recognition.
"This is a moment to savor," Israel said in an e-mail. "Pretty big stuff for a small potatoes guy like myself." Israel joins the ranks of a handful of fellow local musicians who have received national and international attention this month (see: my previous blog post about local bands-made-good in the month of April).
Not only is the mention of Israel's album in such a well-respected magazine impressive, but the review is downright glowing:
DAN ISRAEL
Turning
Eclectone Records
**** (4 stars)
Ninth outing for self-effacing Minnesota rockerSeven years ago, Midwestern rocker Dan Israel took stock of his relative obscurity, stripped his sound down to a lone guitar, and released Dan Who?, a withering examination of the troubadour's life in a hollow age. The world-weariest songs on Turning - the bluesy "Just Don't Know," the title track - continue to prick at the emotions and insecurities of the strive-a-day life with a graceful, eloquent brand of everyman's poetry, but when Israel blends those concerns with an innate pop sense worthy of Petty or Westerberg, as on "News to Me' or the driving chug of "Counting on You," he dazzles. --Luke Torn
Posted by Andrea Myers at April 24, 2008 11:24 AM | Comments (0)
Our favorite flyer found floating on the interwebs this week, from the Hey There Cowboy MySpace page:

Posted by Andrea Myers at April 23, 2008 4:21 PM | Comments (0)
A one-eyed Buddhist Harley rider and a 70-year-old writing teacher probably seem like an unlikely pairing.
Yet it works for Richard "Dead Eye" Hayes and Mary Gardner. The two formed a friendship after Gardner began researching motorcycles for her fourth novel, infiltrating the biker community with her homemade cookies. With her editing help, Hayes eventually penned his autobiography, Outlaw Biker: My Life at Full Throttle. In it he details years spent in the Twin Cities dealing drugs, helping to run a bike shop, and raising two daughters, plus high-stakes gambling in Vegas and kicking ass in general. Both Mary and Dead Eye took a moment between writing to speak with City Pages.
CP: You and Mary are an unlikely collaborative pair. Can you talk a little bit about how you two became friends?
Dead Eye: About five years ago a friend of mine, Butch, passed away. I met Mary at his funeral. She was an author that had hung around the shop while researching her fourth novel, which had some bikers in it. I ended up meeting her just shortly before it came out. She asked me to do a blurb for the book, which I did. We got to be friends. She suggested I write my life story, and she talked me into giving it a try. So I ended up giving her 30 pages of childhood experiences. That was the start of it.
CP: Did you ever think you would pen your autobiography?
DE: No. I dropped out of school in ninth grade, and I'm a terrible speller. So writing a book was not on my list of things to do. When I did sit down to write it, I really didn't think it would ever get published; I did it more as a cleansing thing. Then all of a sudden we had agents and the manuscript was accepted. I was faced with the realization: Shit, maybe I shouldn't have written a lot of the stuff I had. It was nerve-wracking. I showed the book to my daughters and other family members. Some of them had had some idea that I had been involved in certain things, but some stories were a complete surprise.
CP: Mary, as you were editing did you ever find yourself censoring things from his past?
MG: I think there was a certain amount of self-censorship with Dead Eye. I think the book is amazingly open for a man of that generation who has led that life. To be able to put all those experiences down I think is a tremendous expression of Dead Eye’s nature and to his honesty about himself.
CP: Do you think Dead Eye had any worries about having so much of his life out there?
MG: I think he’s afraid of losing some of his street cred. I think it’s not so much the violent stuff he had done. His concern was that I might be upset. Of course it didn’t upset me at all, because it’s just his life. He also reveals a lot of tenderness about himself. There might be a little concern that he will be seen as too nice.
CP: Mary, what was it like hanging with bikers? Were you ever completely out of your element?
MG: Not at all. I felt honored that I was accepted because it is a very closed community. I always thought they were beyond imaginable fun. I was one of those girls that played cowboys all the time. I'm not a tomboy, but I find that outlaw image very interesting. You have to realize, in biker society, members can be violent with each other and into criminal things, which isn't true so much now as when Dead Eye was young. Bikers are also almost always chivalrous to children and old ladies.
CP: Mary, do you ever get frustrated by negative perception people might have of bikers?
MG: I think a lot of us have trouble imaging how a life that isn’t like our life is a valid life; not just with motorcycle people. I’m not a crusader, I don’t speak for or against bikers, people just have their lives. Obviously, Dead Eye has perceived some things in ways I don’t perceive them. But we aren’t put on this earth to make over other people perceptions. I’m sure Dead Eye finds many things about me different to say the least.
CP: Dead Eye, you've really seen the Twin Cities bike scene come of age. How has it changed over the years? Has it changed at all?
DE: I think it's changed a lot, especially in regards to motor clubs. Thirty years ago a lot of the clubs where just forming. People were fighting for positions, and everyone was building reputations. We were laying the groundwork. The whole atmosphere was different. It was more "wild west." Twenty-five to 30 years ago, there was a lot of conflict between clubs. Now, I am vice president of the Minnesota Motorcycle Club Coalition, which encompasses 20 different motorcycle groups. The lines of communication are now more open between clubs. You can pick up a phone instead of a bat. I think everything has to evolve. Twenty-five years ago it was looser and rougher. I myself was involved in drugs. Now, everyone has moved on from that mentality. People have jobs, we're working, and we have families.
CP: You mention in later chapters that you practice Buddhism. How has that affected your day-to-day life? Many of your past occupations (drug dealing, collections bounty hunter, chef) strike me as a little un-zen.
DE: I try to be more understanding. I’m not quite as quick-tempered as I used to be. I do a little inner searching before I do something. Some old habits are hard to break. I try to be more understanding with people, but sometimes it doesn’t work.
CP: I find it intriguing that it's not entirely uncommon that motorcycle enthusiasts to practice Buddhism. Do you have any theories as to why?
DE: Maybe it’s the openness, the honesty, the inner searching you spend on a motorcycle just thinking. A lot of people turn to inner thoughts when on the road; I know I do a lot. I can be having a terrible day, and every thing is going badly, yet when I jump on a motorcycle, it just blows out all the cobwebs.
CP: Anything upcoming events that you are excited about?
DE: We’re putting on several poker runs this year. The money for one will go to Camp Courage, and another is going to Fishing without Boundaries, which helps handicapped kids. We’re also doing a toy drive around Christmas. We do work to change the biker image. A lot of people are stuck with the 60s mentality of what motorcycle clubs used to be, especially the police.
CP: Why the recent harassment?
DE: They’re looking for guns and drugs. They’re 25 years too late. We’re not really into that anymore.
Hear Dead Eye and Mary discuss Outlaw Biker, which is in its third publication and has recently been published in England, tonight at Magers & Quinn.
Posted by Jessica Armbruster at April 23, 2008 4:20 PM | Comments (2)

It's a good time to be a band from the Twin Cities. This month, some of our heaviest hitters have released albums nationally to an onslaught of mixed reviews, including Tapes 'n Tapes, Cloud Cult, The Plastic Constellations and Atmosphere. All of these big releases make me wonder -- are we entering another heyday for Minneapolis music? Is it possible that those fabled 'Mats and Prince-fueled glory days might soon be relived by today's successful local acts, who can seemingly sell out First Avenue in a heartbeat?
Here's a breakdown of the national coverage Minnesota bands have received this month:

Cloud Cult: Despite having their asses handed to them by Pitchfork, these other-worldly indie rockers debut their first video from Feel Good Ghosts (Tea-Partying Through Tornados) on Rolling Stone's "Breaking Artist" page. An in-store at the Electric Fetus on the day of their album's release, April 8, had the store packed to the gills with giddy fans, and their show at First Avenue this Saturday is sure to be near capacity or sold out.
Tapes 'n Tapes: Although they were once Pitchfork's golden children, Tapes 'n Tapes were judged rather harshly by the blog tastemakers this time around, receiving a mere 5.9 rating for their sophomore album Walk it Off. When I caught the band at South by Southwest, their live set was inspired, sweaty and downright revelatory; but their recent performance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien showed a different side of the buzz band's mystique -- the side that is still coming to grips with the full implications of their success, shaky from being chewed up and spit out by the industry's hype machine.

The Plastic Constellations: It's a shame that this local power punk band's demise had to be announced just weeks before their stellar new album, We Appreciate You, was released -- but at least they went out with a bang. Though not officially broken up, TPC have proclaimed the start of an "indefinite hiatus." On their way out, TPC received the highest score of any of April's Minnesota releases on Pitchfork, garnering a 7.1.
Atmosphere: Their new album, When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold was just released yesterday, and already their videos for "Guarantees" and "Shoulda Known" are being featured on MTV.com, while Slug's face is splashed across MySpace as a "Featured Artist." This week promises a deluge of album reviews from national publications, and you can keep an eye out on our own site for a feature story on Atmosphere by freelancer Peter S. Scholtes.
Posted by Andrea Myers at April 23, 2008 5:00 AM | Comments (0)
There's a new Elvis Costello record out today. It's not "another goddamn reissue"--it's twelve new songs on an album called Momofuku and you can only buy it on vinyl or download it online. Good night compact disc--into the the sweet dark of sleep for you.
We're celebrating the new by ignoring it. No review, no streaming tracks--just another installment of our Unearthed series, where we rifle around in the City Pages archives and post what we find. This time, we have scraps from an Elvis Costello show at the Northrop on January 16, 1981. Squeeze was the opener.
A funny thing: Costello was already in the business of B-sides and previously unreleased matter back in '81. He was touring on Get Happy!, but he had just released Taking Liberties, a long out-of-print compilation of cast-offs.
In our listing of the Costello concert, we hyped it as "The rock 'n roll show in January."
Here is some 8mm footage of the show from YouTube:
Here he's covering Elvis Presley's "Little Sister" into "Watching the Detectives":
And here he's doing Allison into a super-fast Pump It Up:
Here's what our reviewer, a rather stiff Martian Colour, had to say about the show:
Costello turned in a tedious hour-long set last week at the Northrup after Squeeze had impressively stirred up a nearly full house. Although Elvis was friendlier--announcing songs and actually making chit-chat with the crowd--his performance seemed tired until the end. With a pumped-up encore, Costello and the Attractions finally pulled the stops out. Among the few surprises that night, EC covered Presley's "Little Sister" and an old Sonny Boy Williams blues, among newer songs from a forthcoming LP mixed in with the old. Costello is also looking paunchier these days. Martian suggests plenty of interviews with the press, a diet of grapefruit and mineral water and lots of bed exercise...just ask James Brown.
And here's the ad:

Posted by Jeff Severns Guntzel at April 22, 2008 11:26 AM | Comments (0)

Welcome to the first issue of Over the Weekend, a new weekly post that will wrap up the weekend's best concerts, compiled by your new fearless music leader and her band of freelance and staff writers.
The overbooked springtime show season is in full swing, and this weekend kept our group of roving reporters hopping from club to club from the minute we got off work Friday into the early hours of Monday morning. Our writers caught a total of 11 bands at 6 different venues, including The Plastic Constellations, the Chuck D Fakebook, Sam Keenan, Kraftwerk and Rev. Horton Heat—and lived to tell about it. A rundown of the shows we saw this weekend, with excerpts and links to individual full-length reviews, begins after the jump.
For starters, a summary of the first weekend on the job by your newly-minted music editor, who enjoys talking about herself in the third person and recapping her travels for your reading pleasure:
Tuesday's Robot
331 Club, April 18
The 331 Club was packed for the Tuesday's Robot CD release show, and when I arrived crooner Gabe Barnett was finishing up an acoustic set and being drowned out by the chatty crowd. It was hard to tell at first whether people were there for the music or for the cheap beer and lack of cover charge, but when Tuesday's Robot launched into their first song the throngs of patrons pressed forward and hushed up for a set of jangly, Band-era rock tunes. Lead singer Rick Widen (who goes by Rick Robot on stage) was sporting a blue bandanna and a huge grin, and their set gave off a happy, hippie-love vibe. Widen runs a loose ship, coaxing plunking piano parts and piecemeal drum fills out of his band of free-wheeling musicians. The group left a little to be desired in terms of a refined or polished sound, but Tuesday's Robot served their purpose of warming up the busy little bar on a Friday night.
Sam Keenan
Triple Rock Social Club, April 18
At another CD release show across town, Sam Keenan blasted through almost every song off his debut album, All the Dark Colored Markers Went Dry. Though the songwriter and 89.3 The Current sound engineer admitted that he was nervous prior to his set, any anxiety he had about performing was indistinguishable from the audience once he started to play. Keenan crafts a delicate style of pop that relies heavily on the addition off-kilter organ parts and quirky electronic dabblings, and his songwriting showcases a penchant for hooks and sarcastic lyrics. My favorite part of Keenan's music is his voice: syrupy sweet and breathless, its steadfast nature contrasts sharply with his erratic music, conjuring images of a lounge singer trapped in an opium den with only a pack of Crayola washable markers as protection. Keenan's new album has been in heavy rotation in my stereo since I picked up a copy at the show, and the clean production and catchy melodies beg multiple listens and late-night singalongs.
Here are some mini-reviews and excerpts from other shows we saw this weekend:
Rev. Horton Heat
First Avenue, April 20
By Jeff Shaw
Halfway through the Rev. Horton Heat's set at First Avenue Sunday night, I found myself wondering: when did the Sultan of Psychobilly turn into an elder statesman of rock n' roll? He played "Greensleeves." He covered one tune representing each decade from the 1940s to the 1990s (Nirvana's "In Bloom" was a crowd favorite, as was Black Sabbath's "Paranoid"). He made terrible puns about serfs, and promoted an anti-malaria charity. Where was the lunacy? The beer-soaked, surf-inflected rockabilly red meat?
Oh, it was there, too. The visual spectacle of the Rev's red blazer and Jimbo's upright bass acrobatics paled in comparison to the searing guitar sounds of songs like "Wiggle Stick" and "Baddest of the Bad." But all the old favorites were on display, from the cocktail cool of "It's Martini Time" to the classic fractured fable "Bales of Cocaine." And he tore the head off of "Psychobilly Freakout" during the first encore, just to prove the crown of rock lunacy was still rightfully his. Rev, I never doubted you for a second.
Current Fakebook with Chuck D, Atmosphere and Brother Ali
Fitzgerald Theater, April 19
By Peter S. Scholtes

Click here to read Peter's full review, with photos by Jon Behm
The Plastic Constellations
First Avenue, April 19
By Desiree Weber
Photos by Daniel Corrigan
Excerpt: “Set opener 'We Came to Play' seemed to say it all. From the unbridled enthusiasm to the simple and earnest lyrics, this song – minus the explosion of confetti halfway through – seems to capture the TPC spirit. While over a decade in the music biz didn’t land them next to Madonna at the VMA’s or on TRL, what makes these dudes so lovable is their earnestness about who they are: a group of friends, a Minnesota rock band and damn fine entertainers.”
Click here to read Desiree's full review
Kraftwerk
Myth Nightclub, April 19
By Nate Patrin

Click here to read Nate's full review
Posted by Andrea Myers at April 21, 2008 9:00 AM | Comments (0)
Chuck D, Slug and Brother Ali
Current Fakebook Series
Fitzgerald Theater, April 18
Review by Peter S. Scholtes
Photos by Jon Behm
What's so cool about Chuck D? Start with the first Public Enemy lyrics I ever heard--which, it turns out, were also the first Public Enemy lyrics that Minneapolis rapper Slug ever heard. "You go ooh and ahh when I jump in my car/People treat me like Kareem Abdul Jabbar," Chuck rapped on "Timebomb," a Meters-sampling track on a Def Jam label sampler that turned up shortly before PE's 1987 debut. At the Fitzgerald in St. Paul Saturday, sitting onstage with Chuck D and Current Fakebook hostess Mary Lucia, Slug rapped those lines to try to describe something that you can hear more easily than explain: the instant authority of Chuck's vocal delivery. To paraphrase Slug, Run-DMC yelled at you to say they were cooler than you; Public Enemy yelled to say, "Shut up, I've got something to say to you."

Onstage, and in the 2007 documentary that screened Friday night at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Film Festival (Public Enemy: Welcome to the Terrordome), Chuck credited his father with inspiration for that spine-tingling vocal boom--and I flashed back to my own dad's get down here now yell. Chuck is a pops of teenagers himself--"Be confident in your age and corniness," he said--and amply demonstrates his lung force simply by talking (he also took questions after the film Friday, and spoke at Central High School Saturday afternoon). His true genius, however, is rhythm. Though it's hard to tell from just reading those "Time Bomb" lyrics (which I copied, adding italics, from Chuck's 2007 paperback Lyrics of a Rap Revolutionary on Offda Books), there's an almost basketball-like hesitation-before-shooting in his phrases. Only five of the 22 syllables in "You go ooh and ahh when I jump in my car/People treat me like Kareem Abdul Jabbar" fall squarely on 4/4 beats--"Ooh," "jump," "treat," and the second syllables of "Kareem" and "Abdul." (Notice that the emphasis is natural with those last two.) Everything else falls on swing beats that any drummer would tell you define funk.
Of course rappers were funky from the start, but I'm not sure many were ever as funky as Chuck D--and I'm not sure many are today. In the case of Minneapolis artist Brother Ali, Slug's Rhymesayers label-mate, who opened the Fakebook show at the Fitz with "Uncle Sam Goddamn" ("This is dedicated to Reverend Wright," he said), it's one of the few comparisons where the younger rapper comes up short. Ali performed "Letter From the Government," a song based on the opening lines of PE's "Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos," paying homage to PE rhythm while deepening PE rhetoric. Still, even as that tune finds Ali getting looser, closer to the permanent swivel of Public Enemy noise, the cadences seem to be playing catch-up with the ideas rather than stamping them into your head. There's a quality about Chuck D's greatest lyrics where he seems to have been waiting his whole life to say what he's saying. And when he says it, the words, not the beats, make you want to dance. (Ali, who wore a t-shirt of Mount Rushmore with skulls for heads, has something like that kind of impact on a new song told from the point of view of a Palestinian suicide-murderer.)
Slug performed as well--without beats or DJ, but with longtime collaborator Nate Collis on acoustic guitar--and I'll write more about his new Bruce Springsteen-writing-from-within-other-working-class-people's-lives songwriting direction in a City Pages appreciation one week from Wednesday. Thankfully, Slug told the long, amusing, and somewhat beside-the-point story of how Tom Waits ended up beatboxing on his new Atmosphere album (which comes out at midnight tonight, Monday night, at Fifth Element) so I don't have to. But to summarize: Slug is a Tom Waits fan. Waits's son Casey Waits is an Atmosphere fan. Slug and Casey became friends. After six years, Slug said, "Have I known you long enough to ask you to hook me up with your dad?" Said hook-up happened over the phone. Waits asked for a four-track tape of a song, and returned it with the three other tracks filled, though Slug wasn't sure they were, at first: On one track, Tom Waits played a shaker; on another, a guitar. On the third track, he beatboxed. "When he's ready for me to rap one of his joints," said Slug to the Fitz audience, "He'll send it to me, and I'll play the flute on it."

Chuck D never performed Saturday--Slug and Ali freestyled together at the end with Chuck nodding along from his couch, his smile genuine and fatherly as Ali got the biggest cheers of the night with a line about representing Minnesota "like Morris Day." (Did Chuck's "you can throw me a bone" remark--basically signaling his willingness to join in--get lost in the confusion?) But Chuck was the star of the show all night anyway. Mary Lucia seemed truly nervous for a change before her interview, and deferentially refrained from interrupting Chuck's rambles, which were long but very funny. Like the documentary, Lucia avoided controversy. She never brought up the overwhelming whiteness of Public Enemy's live audience, or of the one that night. Perhaps she, or her interviewee, was wary of a subject that can be (and no doubt has been) used to score cheap irony points against artist and audience both.
But it's not particularly ironic that a black nationalist "follower" of Louis Farrakhan, perhaps more than any other black rapper, would be the one to galvanize the most young whites before hip hop became teenage America's default party music. This particular white boy's impression (living at the time, '88 to '90, in the mostly African American city of Washington, D.C.) was that Farrakhan was more of a badge of black provocation toward whites (particularly on campuses) and toward the white media than an emblem of solidarity among blacks, Muslim or otherwise, much less of anti-Semitism. In other words, Chuck set his sights on exactly what would provoke white liberals, what would piss them off, and what would ultimately persuade them. (Whose "fear"? Theirs.) Onstage at the Fitz, he spoke about his envy of heavy metal for being able to fill large stadiums where hip hop could not. He cited Charles Schulz as a "big influence." Founding his group with a born reality-star (there were long, hilarious passages of the documentary showing Flavor Flav and Chuck bickering over Flav's apparent lack of seriousness), Chuck D was a peacemaker in military gear. "There was nothing pretty about us," he said at the Fitz.
Chuck was so quotable that I'm picking and choosing now, but here are some other highlights: He stressed the importance of paying respect "to everyone in front of the stage, and everyone behind the stage" (a generosity he showed both Friday and Saturday by staying later than promised--plus it's apparent he just likes to talk); he told a story about how Eddie Murphy tried to date his sister when they were kids, about lying to Murphy, having to say she wasn't home; he related how It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back was recorded after touring with Stetsasonic (with Prince Paul) and absorbing their influence; he remembered how Stetsa's Daddy-O was a prophet of hip-hop globalism; he said of Atmosphere and Brother Ali, "This was our dream: That rap could come from anywhere"; he added, "Celebrity is the drug of America," and "corporations want you to be a consumer only"; he revealed that his wife used to live here in Minneapolis-St. Paul, and that he named Busta Rhymes after a football player who lives here now.
Speaking of spouses, amid the improv rapping at the end, Brother Ali communicated that his pregnant wife was at the hospital "right now" getting ready to give birth. When he and Slug were done, Mary Lucia, that subtle maestro, seemed happy to have just been there: "Thank you all for a dream come true." -- Peter S. Scholtes
Posted by Jeff Shaw at April 21, 2008 8:27 AM | Comments (0)
The Plastic Constellations
First Avenue, April 19
Review by Desiree Weber
Photos by Daniel Corrigan
The Plastic Constellations rocked First Avenue’s main room last night – and if you missed it, then you may well have missed the last chance to see them. Ever.
“But they just came out with another record,” you may say. True, but from all appearances it looks likely that their record release show was also their last hurrah. So after twelve years, four albums and lots of touring, The Plastic Constellations (or TPC, as they like to refer to themselves) are hanging up their spurs at the ripe old age of 26.
Speaking of their latest album, the aptly titled We Appreciate You finds TPC mellowing its post-punk bashing with a slightly more melodic take on angst. It’s still fierce and loud, but this time the boys came up with some hooks. It’s an evolution of, not revolt against, their tried and true sound. If you haven’t done so, check it out.
But back to the show.

TPC also stands for Two Parts Confetti. More photos by Daniel Corrigan.
Set opener “We Came to Play” seemed to say it all. From the unbridled enthusiasm to the simple and earnest lyrics, this song – minus the explosion of confetti halfway through – seems to capture the TPC spirit. While over a decade in the music biz didn’t land them next to Madonna at the VMA’s or on TRL, what makes these dudes so lovable is their earnestness about who they are: a group of friends, a Minnesota rock band and damn fine entertainers. The last thing these guys could ever be accused of is being self-absorbed. And they know how to throw a party. The entire Doomtree crew showed up and various members jumped in to add some spice to songs like “Perched on a Porch” and “Bring What You Bring.” (This makes more sense if you know that guitarist Aaron Mader is also part of the Doomtree clan.) In a nod to their own prodigal selves, TPC tapped Shoe Shiners to play in the first opening slot. They’re a gang of 15-year old “indie rock geniuses,” so if you don’t know them yet, you may soon.
Throughout the set, the mutual appreciation was palpable – or as bassist Jordan Roske put it, “We’re here for you, you’re here for us.” And what’s not to appreciate about a band that arms their audience. Yep, you read it right: during “Let’s War” the crowd was armed with dozens of cardboard swords, shields and scimitars emblazoned with the TPC insignia. Rock on!
And rock they did. Bouncing and kicking their way through “Smallest Skyline,” it was almost hard to imagine that it was written when the band was in 8th or 9th grade! Even before the guys left the stage, the crowd was already chanting for their return. The encore was a “do it big or go home” rendition of “Sancho Panza” and in a fitting gesture, the last song was sung by Roske who used to be their lead singer way back in 1995.
There’s nothing like saying goodbye without regrets, and The Plastic Constellations sure did that. Now the only thing to regret is if you missed it. -- Desiree Weber
Posted by Jeff Shaw at April 20, 2008 7:15 PM | Comments (0)
There is something inherently funny about the idea of Kraftwerk playing in a suburban venue surrounded by strip malls. No slight to Myth, which is as good a place as any to catch the electronic music luminaries, especially with one of the better sound and lighting systems in the metro area to do the group justice. It’s just that after about an hour and a half of experiencing an audio-visual spell of rapturous synthesized electro-pop from the band that defined its parameters, exiting the club and catching a glimpse of a Mattress store and a Carpet King on the immediate horizon feels a bit odd.
Then again, it's not a ridiculous kind of funny: not only did Kraftwerk do for synthesizers what the Beatles did for the guitar-bass-drums lineup – every digital-minded pop artist from Giorgio Moroder to Timbaland to LCD Soundsystem would be radically different without their influence – they helped popularize a somewhat tongue-in-cheek view of technology and science in music; anyone who can't see the humor in the deadpan android braggadocio of "Robots" needs to put away the granola for a while.
And to see Kraftwerk in the suburbs is only the most literal manifestation of how far their influence has spread, since every song they rolled out felt comfortable and familiar in all the contexts it's spawned since the '70s and '80s – Italo-disco, synth-pop, electro, techno, house, Southern bounce and dance-punk. Funny how such a technology-indebted music is a lot less prone to obsolescence than every major technology that accompanied it; any quaintness there was to be had in this show was in the film footage projected behind them, like the kitschy '50s fashion shoots during "The Model" or the low-polygon 3-D computer faces from the cover of Electric Café during "Boing Boom Tschak."
Kraftwerk's most famous songs have undergone an interesting aging process, or maybe an anti-aging process; "The Man-Machine" sounded both classic and futuristic on its original release in '78, looped under Jay-Z in '97 and opening the set tonight. Many of their songs were tweaked and ramped up a bit – including a remixed version of "Robots," which was performed as a sort of brief peak-of-set interlude by the band’s famous mechanical doppelgangers, and multiple mixes of their 1983 single "Tour de France," which was also the focus of their most recent album, 2003's Tour de France Soundtracks. But hearing songs from the latter record like "Vitamin" or "Aéro Dynamik" or "Elektro Kardiogramm" mixed in with classics like "Neon Lights" or "Computer World" or perennial set-closer "Musique Non-Stop" proves how little their music's actually needed to change – when your music sounded like the 21st century in 1977, it'll sound like the 21st century in 2008, too.
As for the musicians themselves, they've aged about as well as their music. They're all in their fifties and sixties, yet they carried themselves with a youthful enthusiasm – lead singer Ralf Hütter couldn't help but shake his ass during a few songs, albeit with feet firmly planted in front of the keyboard -- and they also managed to pull off the black leather tracksuit look remarkably well. (This carried over to their post-"Robots" outfits, which were basically the same suits only with glowing green wireframe piping. I bet Daft Punk have the same tailor.) As far as their setup, they’ve come a long ways from the old days where they performed on Moog synthesizers and banks of electronic drums, but while it might seem kind of startling to see laptops perched atop the four members' keyboards, it makes perfect sense: you wouldn't want the group that gave us Computer World to work any differently.
Posted by Nate Patrin at April 20, 2008 10:01 AM | Comments (2)
In honor of April 20, here's the YouTube video of Evan Gotti, who bids 420 on everything:
The best part is how he throws all the other bidders off. At the end, someone pulls the classic Price is Right screwjob, bids $421 ... and wins. Bob Barker's reaction is priceless.
If you're looking for the story of how "420" became association with marijuana, you can read about it here:
One lazy afternoon in 1971, five students at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, Calif., met up exactly an hour and 10 minutes after school got out. The Waldos, as they called themselves, congregated outside their school's Louis Pasteur statue and went on a mission. Earlier that day, they had obtained a treasure map from a friend leading to a secret spot near the Point Reyes Peninsula. School got out at 3:10 p.m., so they used the code word "420 Louis" to indicate the time and place where their adventure would begin. The secret treasure was a pot patch that one of their brothers had grown.
Posted by Kevin Hoffman at April 20, 2008 12:04 AM | Comments (1)
Things heated up at the U of M's Regis Center for Art on Friday -- all the way up to 2,443 degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact.
A U of M metal casting class teamed up with students from other local universities in the 39th annual Iron Pour to liquidize iron and fill their homemade ceramic bowls with the scalding substance. Video and photos after the jump.
Watch this video of the process, and see a dozen or so images in the slideshow.
People padded around in heavy, fireproof wear and protective masks, waiting on a cupola, a massive cauldron, to melt the iron to the proper degree. Around every 20 minutes, when the cupola looked like it was about to erupt and spew lava all over the warehouse, a horn sounded and students gathered to empty some of its contents (around 300 lbs worth) into a contraption one student referred simply to as a "ladle." From there, students transported 100 lbs of the steaming, red-hot liquid into
a smaller ladle, and then used that to gently pour the iron over nondescript bowls the students made in the class.
"It's just like making a sandcastle," U of M senior Krista Cuellar said.
Yeah, exactly. A very scary one.
Posted by Amy Lieberman at April 18, 2008 3:24 PM | Comments (0)
RJD2
First Avenue, April 17
Review by Jeff Shaw
Photos by Daniel Corrigan
"Tell him to go back to making hip-hop records," Nate Patrin shouted.
I was on my way out the door to catch last night's early show with RJD2, whose most recent album finds the prominent producer venturing more into rock with live instrumentation.
Like some from the old school, Nate was dismayed by RJ's explorations. Others -- like me -- see it as a natural outgrowth of where the prominent DJ has come from musically.

RJD2 where he started -- behind the wheels of steel. More photos by Daniel Corrigan.
In a live setting, this translates into a show that is equal parts music-appreciation listening party and groovetacular experience. The crowd can enjoy the subtle nuances of a track "Ghostwriter" with a band while mentally comparing it to the album version -- while getting loose to the part cut "Good Times Roll Pt. 2."
There was no division between the scratching and the rocking, no "live set" with a clear line of demarcation separating it from a "DJ set." The coin's two halves were always there, with turntablism melting into live instrument and back seamlessly while the video screen played video montages of memorable gunfight scenes (The Matrix, Hard Boiled), schlock horror-comedy (Evil Dead) and the occasional hair products commercial.
That's not all that was going on visually. During an interlude, RJ played a spot-on parody of the Donkey Kong video game sounds -- while a nearby camera projected his puppeted hands pantomiming Mario jumping barrels.
While Mario hopped, the show shifted back to hip-hop. Guitar sounds and Moog-driven atmospherics aside, booming beats were what moved the crowd, with "The Horror" from Deadringer capping off the main set.
This is where RJD2 roots lie, if not his most recent release. When I interviewed him for the music feature, I asked him to name a favorite track from all those he'd ever produced. He thought for a long time before coming up with the track "Big Game," a bass-heavy rap groove from Diverse's solo LP that you can hear in 30-second sample clip.
The night was a blend of old standards and new favorites, with the line between musical genres blurring.
There's a place at an RJD2 show for the b-girl trying out new moves on the edge of the crown and a place from couple doing ballroom dance twirls in the back. There's a spot for the stoners up front hiding from security and the heads sipping on deuce-deuces of beer in the back. And Nate, I'll save you a seat at the next one, because there's a place for you, too.
But as far telling RJ to go back to the old school, I would do no such thing.
Posted by Jeff Shaw at April 18, 2008 11:19 AM | Comments (2)
(See also: Pete Scholtes's cover story on B-Girl Be from last year.)
According to Intermedia Arts executive/artistic director Theresa Sweetland, the reason for taking a year off from the summit is simple: the B-Girl Be organizers are in it for the long haul, and they want to make sure that they have the energy and resources to make the next gathering as successful as possible. "This decision was made by Intermedia Arts and the B-Girl Be curatorial committee at the completion of last summer's summit to give us a chance to rest, regroup, raise funds and sustain ourselves for the long haul," she says.
Sweetland insists that despite the hiatus, Intermedia Arts will continue to provide events and services for young women in the arts. They are currently selling a documentary DVD about the 2006 B-Girl Be summit on their website, and this summer Intermedia Arts will host the Wisconsin-based Project Girl, a series of exhibits and workshops geared toward young women ages 10-18. Project Girl opens at Intermedia Arts on June 6, 2008.
Posted by Andrea Myers at April 18, 2008 5:15 AM | Comments (1)
Fabricating a gangsta/street image can be a tricky thing: to successfully overcome a relatively ordinary upbringing, you need to fabricate details, but not over-do it -- something Ice Cube understood and Vanilla Ice didn't. Akon forgot this rule, or at least pushed it out of his brain to make room for vocoder instructions. His faux-criminal backstory has some major tells:
--He claimed to be the leader of an auto theft ring/chop shop. That's... kind of credible. But specializing in Porsches, Lamborghinis and Mercedes-Benzes? Really? Is there that huge a market for stolen exotic auto parts? The most successful chop shops specialize in Toyotas and Hondas and other makes that have millions of models on the streets, not some supercar with a six-figure price tag.
--On top of this, said chop shop allegedly catered not only to a criminal element, but to "celebrities." So apparently if Jay Leno's Gallardo threw a rod, Akon was his man.
--Akon's arrest came not from some tactical screwup or any sort of police work, but due to ungrateful underlings who ratted on him because they felt they weren't getting paid enough. This is the sort of thing you find in David Simon's wastebasket.
--Three years for leading a notorious auto theft ring? Three?
--Apparently, despite the fact that he weighed only 150 pounds, Akon eventually developed the ability to beat up any fellow prisoner who challenged him: "I knew where to hit you to knock you out, so I didn't fear you," he's claimed. So he's Maindrian Pace, Avon Barksdale and a skinnier version of Ving Rhames in Undisputed.
As it turns out, Akon did serve three years for a felony -- but t