About

I am a lazy, television-obsessed sex addict who thumbs her nose at hoch kultur. The Pussy Ranch used to be located here; the Ranch-That-Was contained mainly sardonic observations on my former life as a stripper. I'm not a stripper anymore, so please don't send me e-mails with the subject line "bUrn in hell sluT!!!111"

Hobbies: singing karaoke, watching Firefly on DVD, banging my husband, banging my vibrator, drinking to excess, writing for hours on end like the graphomaniac I am.