I'm still here, I swear.
Categories: Imported
I'll blog soon. I apologize for the lengthy absence.
In the meantime, here's a tantalizing blind item: Which douchelike black-and-white cat BIT MY FUCKING NOSE last night as I was drifting off to sleep, leaving a swollen toothmark on the bridge of said nose and inspiring unspeakable rage in the victim?
Guess who! Don't sue!
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