Entry to diffuse embarrassing tension of Brokeback entry

Ahem.

Two things:

1.) I am a tenacious motherfucker and I now have a Sidekick. A pink Sidekick. Note to any organizations, bureaus, etc. who might attempt to stand between me and my bourgeouis toys: Don't.

2.) Foam Fucker II is back from the repair shop. Come spring, I'll be ass-raping the Chain of Lakes with the fastest speedboat south of Bemidji. The Vikings party boat is going to look like a floating Cavlary Chapel compared to my shit. VROOOOM!

Best local interest one-liner of the day: "I predict I'll be getting three to five inches tonight!"